A person buys a new home in Simi Valley, CA for $430,000. Moving into the house the person checks a bedroom only and finds the body of 84-year-old Salvatore Orefice there to greet the new owner.
Authorities knew to call 75-year-old Mary Karacas who apparently had “a relationship” with Orefice. They got into an altercation and …
I always figured you had to be a progressive orifice to live in California.
Did it come “furnished?”
“Dead dude” conveys?
izlamo delenda est …
Sounds like Orefice got hisself a new orifice.
And the owner got hisself a new song,
“Iiiiiiii ain’t got no-bodyyyy. .. ”
(admit it. you know you heard Marty Feldman there, didn’t you?)
House for sale! One Owner fixer-upper comes with a dead body, fireplace, and custom counter tops $450,000! Without the dead body $445,000!
His Mob name was “Solly the Hole”
He wasn’t very respected in the Underworld community
On a side note, he probably pronounced it Oar -a – Fee-Chee….
Had a Friend up North, that married a Guy who’s last name was “Cockburn” and that’s How He pronounced it…She told everyone it was pronounced “Co-burn” kind of like that asshole colbert…I forgot where I was going with this…
Missed opportunity! The new owner squandered a built-in head start on a Cadaver Dog training business.
Simi Valley is where the Reagan Library resides, and many police and firemen. So generally conservative, at least by CA standards.
Anastasia Avenue, where this happened, is right down the street from my old elementary school. That was all orange groves when we lived out there. Used to be a very low-crime area and a nice place to live. We had a nice old house in the Knolls that I always wished we had never moved away from.
“And this, Lazlo Jr. is your new bedroo-“
Lucky it wasn’t a pile of torsos.
The old broad put the lyin’ dog down.
The old coot kept taking that damn Viagra stuff and waking her up so she shot him.
She’s so old the sentence will be 90 days or life – whichever comes first.
@Joe
So…die-hard? llol
Damn, I was right. Home Inspections only note frayed electrical wiring and termite infestations.
There’s no check-box for dead bodies.