What’s in that big box at the hajj?
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This contest ends at 3PM et, Friday July 22nd
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A goat
It’s a big goat skin condom dispenser.
Barack in the box
Most Beautiful Virgin Goats
The Kaaba is a scab on a hemorrhoid formed on the asshole of the earth aka the middle east.
If it were goats the box would have been torn down long ago. …
So my first guess would have to be … a hole in the floor so muhammad would have a nice place to shit.
There’s a stairway that leads straight to hell.
The box is a large infected pustule filled with hatred.
Every muslim knows it’s full of big black double headed goat flavored rubber dildos
It’s full of Clinton Foundation money – known as Fort Noxious.
It’s Ahmed’s latest clock!
Yes, it is a goat. But the goat is neither virgin, nor whore, until you open the box.
The latest Hefty-bag négligées from Sharia’s Secrets.
A pack of Camels.
Thousands of “Happy Birthday!!!” Sponge Bob Square Pants mylar balloons.
The stuff that was supposed to be in Capone’s vault. I think they should send Geraldo to break it open.
Fun Muslim toy
Jihad-in-the-box
Carol Merrill from Let’s Make A Deal tied up in a dungeon.
Hillary’s email server
A giant pink piggy bank and a big hammer.
The devil’s meat grinder of muzzie souls.
My last nerve.
Toilet paper?
The black monolith found on the moon in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
It’s a gay muzzie disco called You Mecca Me Hot.
100 years’ supply of couscous
CD’s of Barack Obama’s speeches.
A Rubik’s Cube.
Chinese text.
I’ve had enough in the past 24 hours to fill the muzzie worship box.
I love being censored. 🙂
I recall the moslems say it is some meteor rock that mohamhead supposedly found and said iulllah gave it to him.
I bet it is some moldy corpse they claim is mohamhead.
A Yazidi slave girl market.
Don’t go away mad, just go the fuck away.
I believe a large meteorite is in the box. The ancients saw it fall from the sky long before Mo showed up. Only a god could drop a rock from the sky.
I suspect the also a small statue of a moon god or celestial object god that were mentioned in the Satanic verses.
Brian Williams
The Bones of Hagar, Mother of Ishmael or
Ishmael the bastard son of Abraham.
Call to Prayer Ghetto Blaster
Barack Borg
It’s the boy’s locker and shower room.
Global Cooling
The unsold tickets to the new Ghostbusters movie.
Jimmy Hoffa
A theater that plays nothing but Ishtar.
The Saudi King’s Gucci Sandal collection.
Wait… is Joe Dan Gorman in there???
Block Lives Matter
Rage-A-Holics meeting.
Obama’s presidential library
Apocalypse in a box. It’s the Muslim Fat man and Little Boy.
Read into that what you like.
James Comey’s integrity
A bunch of virgin goats.
Severed head warehouse.
Two pillars, a table, two lamps hanging from the ceiling, a curtain with the Kalima written on it, the black stone embedded in a 1957 Chevy tail light assembly, and room for about 50 stinking hajjis.
Michael Moore’s Falafel House to-go box
That’s Rosie O’Donnell’s burqa!
The ingredients for Calgon bath powder.
It’s the original Burlington Goat Factory.
I bet Brian Williams knows.
A Starbucks
Fast And Furious gun stockpile.
The last working BetaMax
The Obama presidential Lie Barry.
Syrian refugee hatchery.
Hello Kitty store
Obama’s birth certificate.
Shit pickle kabobs
Weapons Of Mass Destruction
BBQ pork concession stand.
Sharon Stone’s crotch shot from Basic Instinct.
Kim Kardashian’s ass
Everyone that Billy Mumy sent to the cornfield in the Twilight Zone.
Dammit, Cato! I was about to write “shit pickles” lol
There’s a giant guest book with the names of every moslem terrorist in history, along with those who are still in training.
What students threw away from Moochelle’s school lunch program.
Joe Dan Gorman? The southerner?
Yup. They always have two first names lol.
Huma’s love letters to Hillary
A safehouse for Rosie O’Donnell’s adopted children.
72 raisins …. jokes on you! Islamists!
a camel glue macaroni picture of his scroat ,done by his wife when she was nine.
The muzzie science & technology plans that made this world so great.
Pokémon Go monster
It’s filled with all the spare parts from all the “female genital mutilation procedures”
A gender-neutral hole in the ground to piss in.
The worlds largest collection of froglegs….yeah, I’m suckin’ up to the judge…
Halal happy meals with five year olds included.
Cat Stevens’ song catalog
It’s a stampede shelter. A bit small, but the survivors get to watch a hell of a show from there.
Mitt Romney’s warehouse full of women.
Baal-zebub’s combination control center and sauna.
Windows Vista CDs
It’s a Russian Nesting Box
Al Sharpton’s used tracksuits.
Free AOL Cd’s too, MJA
Chocolate starfish
Waldo? I hear some people are looking for him.
Torture chambers with swing sets and other children’s playground equipment.
A riddle, surrounded by a question….
Publisher’s Clearinghouse winner notifications
The book of Life with every muslim name blotted out.
McDonald’s Arch
2016 election ballots pre-selected for Hillary
Pictures of mohamhead
The girl who played the first “Becky” on Roseanne.
Obama’s time-share condo.
Logic would dictate that it must be a giant shit magnet.
Planned Parenthood headquarters
The completed, official Obama presidential library.
Flavor-Aid
An updated edition of the koran, illustrated by Carol Boynton and Roz Chast and set to music by Brian Eno and Iron Butterfly.
A library where every speech that Barry Obozo ever gave is playing on a continuous loop.
Ground Zero
Bill Clinton’s bimbo storage
Hillary Clinton’s deleted email.
Bulls-eye
Loco just won! It’s the only correct answer.
Whoopi Goldberg’s missing eyebrows.
A memorial shrine where Rebecca Black’s Friday is always playing.
1,400 years worth of well-thumbed and sticky Boys Life magazines.
A Glendale, CA DMV
Chuck E. Goat Cheese’s
Cruz’s presidential endorsement…
“Mama always said life was like a box of jihadist. You never know what those fuckers will blow up next.”
A state of art abacus…
Triggly puff unchained…
A Waffle House
Pedophilia Peep Show
Undocumented Workers
A Turkish bathouse
preezy downlows birth certificate and school records
Burt Reynolds favorite hairpiece from Smokey and the Bandit…
A YouTube video
Angela Merkel’s spine
Hitler’s brain
Muhammad quietly suffering for the sins of muslims worldwide by eating bacon, eggs, and grits, and banging a kid goat.
the Obama/Khalidi tape the LA Times is hiding
mussy kissing booth
Stacks of Hillary’s “Woman Cards”
Slim Whitman Hall Of Fame.
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88
Hillary’s soul
Hillary’s Presidential Aspirations
The entire recorded output of Yoko Ono.
It’s probably full of well preserved goat rectums!
Osama Bin Laden
Pant suits
I’m pretty sure that’s the toilet where Hildabeast keeps her server.
ISIS Jay Vee team varsity equipment storage
Gluten
The worlds worst and least tipped tittie bar
Star Wars Cantina
The Force
Sharia law school.
Gone with the Wind collector plates (Which may or may not go up in value)
The mohammadmen have been trying to cover this up for 1,400 years, but Duh Prophet fell for the “pet rock” fad first time around. There’s nothing at all inside because it’s solid; it’s just a damned rock.
Pound you in the ass prison from Office Space.
IRS headquarters.
A naked goat peep show.
Ossified last shit of Mohammed framed in a giant vagina for the faithful to stick their heads in to snif.
72 bottles of virgin olive oil.
Deep Thought……..(42)
The box is a security wall surrounding a safe space from the throng of Allahu Akbar’s
Cliterectomy storage and duck lip salon.
Trojan Goat!
The latest from Ikea
The same disease (bacteria, virus or fungus) that killed Lord Cavanaugh when he opened King Tut’s tomb.
Piss be upon Mo.
Marionette reinactment of the Serbian-Ottoman War through interpretive dance.
Monty Hall
In that box you will find Obama’s college transcripts, his long-form birth certificate, all of the stuff he took out of his grandmother’s apartment after she died, and a handwritten note explaining in full detail about what he did when he went to Pockeystahn.
Jimmy Hoffa
A Smithfield Ham
Petrified Pedophile Turd
Killary’s conscience and integrity
U.N.C.L.E.
JFK’s missing brain
Ted Kennedy’s backbone
The new Apple iSplode 6s
Mr. Pinko
A Holy Bible
Chalupa, now I got that “Friday…Friday” in my head!
…and tomorrow is FRIDAY!
Ted Kennedy’s liver? (might be too small)
The original camel’s dick, on which Mohamed sucked, preserved in goat cheese made while making LOVE to his fevered pet …
In essence, ESSENCE of Islam 😉
A Walmart.
Mohamed’s Favorite Thong
Spokes and a hub. It’s the wheel muslims invented.
Complete set of all nine Hellraiser movies with autographed Doug Bradley poster.
Freeze dried bacon compliments of Dr. Ron Paul and Harvest Right Freeze Dryers.
Seventy-two freeze dried virgins behind door #1. Seventy-two freeze dried raisons behind door @2.
Satan
A Dinar General.
The Maltese Falcon
Not sure what’s in it, but when they open the door, out will fly, with fury, every conceivable demon of every conceivable sin, ala Radars of the Lost Arc. Oh wait, I think those flew out centuries ago.
It’s a camel urine bar.
A ZONK!
Should have picked door #3
It contains every unmolested child in the islamic world.
/Yes, it’s empty.
A sign that says ‘you are here’.
A Milo Yiannopoulos shrine.
Glenn Beck’s sanity
Kilroy was here.
Dryer sheets.
My golf game.
Lcoc B O’s list of Things In There
Muslim version of Swedish furniture store:
IKILLYA
Lots and lots of mismatched socks.
So that’s where those buggers go when they leave the dryer.
A comic book emporium featuring the Koran as the first full length comic book/graphic novel.
Every contribution to the civilized world ever made by muslims for the good of mankind.
(Hint: it’s solid rock from one side to the other)
I should have mentioned that there were no comments showing when I typed my first comment ^^^^ way up^^^ and mentioned the moslems would have torn the thing apart if goats were in there.
Then I refresh the page and 3 or 4 goat comments show up before mine. Didn’t mean to kill the goat jokes or step on anybody’s’ comment.
Come on everyone at IOTWR is missing the obvious, it’s a case of rotten shitpickles.
In our home, for my wife and I, there is only ever ONE answer to the question “What’s in the box?”.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s head!
It’ll come to you…
ANSWER: The Black Stone of Mecca, which is
the highest quality parking lot aggregate
Nothing but stink and hate.
Mohammed’s dick stuck in a goat’s ass.
It’s a Trojan box full of Bacon
“42“.
72 lesbian goats
72 bacon sammitches.
Nothing. It’s an empty box of jihadi whoop-ass.
It is a holy relic , Pandora’s box . Yes it is empty .
MO-HAM-IDS PETRIFIED PERSIAN PENIS
Hilary’s Depend undies after Donald Trump’s acceptance speech.
We have to vote on opening the box before we can find out what’s in it.
Koranimal Cookies
Hillary’s emails, of course
Helen Thomas’s corpse.
Kosher ham…
Pork futures.
The original Arabic Lyrics to “Rock around the Clock”
You have to vote for it to find out what’s in it.
72 virgins
Olympic Training for Tether Ball
72 virgins, each holding the severed head of an evil infidel.
Hillary and Huma doing the nasty on a king-sized bed.
A shipment of big fur hats.
Larry the Fucked-up Liberal porking JohnS.
Fur, romancing Ann Barnhardt.
Bad Brad having a fistfight with Mohamad.
Mohamad’s losing.
Endless supply of AR-15’s
HEY SUCKERS–
It’s Pamela Geller, accompanied by Donald Trump and the Garland, Texas police department.
They have really big-assed guns and several hundred thousand rounds of ammo, AND THEY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!
DIE, YOU GOAT-FUCKING SCUM!
All the people who chose not to attend those Hillary rallies, town hals, etc…….
Oh, wait. I just heard they’re ordering more boxes. Fire Department regulations, you know.
6th Century Boom Box
ELVIS
Everyone’s lost car keys.
The joke is on the Motards. There’s a Torah in there.
The alien pod from which Mooch Obammy hatched.
The wizard,the Joker the Midnight Toker
Location for next seasons “Storage Wars”
Tambourine Man
Flower Power
Obama’s Stash
Ignorant people
Winning Lotto Ticket
Magic
Hillary’s Acomplishment’s?
A black rock.
Like Muhammad, it is empty. Blank, full of nothing.
A theater, complete with the cast of the Miguel Pinero’s “Short Eyes.”
To be presented to that pediatric rapist Mohammed, as a warning.
A big bad fart.
…and a partridge in a pear tree.
I just upvoted my four entries because with the new rating system the old counts disappeared and I know I got at least one up vote for each one and I know I should be ashamed of upvoting my own comments BUT I DON’T CARE! So there!
Cat Stevens’ Schrödinger.
(h/t to MJA for giving me the idea)
🙂