30 Comments on Your Visual Punny Agitprop of the Day
Well, I’ll be fucked if I know what that means. I give up. 😉
Haha, that’s funny. 🙂
I agree Wtf
Ted,
Read the first 4 words of my first post and STOP right there. The rest is just dressing for humor’s sake.
Yes we will.
It couldn’t be Dead Meat…. but it would be a whale of a tail.
Sperm whale?
Whale oil beef hooked.
Irishmen talk like that all the time! 🙂
(LEFT) Whale oil harvested since the mid-1800s.
(RIGHT) Bill Clinton.
I dunno. If Hitlary keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper there may not be much blubbering. Maybe just the sound of BCG’s slamming shut. People now know the system is rigged.
Jimmy SCORES! Read it out loud. 🙂
that’s my annual St Patricks Day Joke.
What do you say if you are in Belfast North Ireland on St Patricks Day and you are between the Catholics and the Protestants? Oil. Beef. Hooked.
I appreciate the readers who are protecting the answer – but people have had enough head scratching.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked – Better known as “Well, I’ll Be Fucked.” Or, in this case, “We’ll All Be Fucked.”
It’ll be like jerkin off with a greasy slab of liver?
No … no … wate … I think I get it … something to do with little girls and whale bone corsets with ringlets in their hair and steak? Am I gettin closer? What I win?
No ….. ifn’ got some thin tado with Hillarity, can’t hav nuthin to do with sex so ……. itz gotta be ‘manikind gonnta be cut up like a steer, cuz Merika’s gonna be lowern whale shit!”
I was waiting for Moe Tom to tell everybody that this a lesson on how to speak Irish.
No to mention that we’d be “dead meat on a hook”
If the blue whale (fattest animal on earth) elected we be dead meat.
Debbie Wasserman’s Whale Oil Cosmetics
Get some!
Haha! Eye yam sofa King we Todd it!
A return to Spermalot….there’s a lot at steak.
@LocoBlancoSaltine:
Scientists analyzed Washerwoman-Schultz’s hair and found the she uses Wish-Bone Italian House Dressing as a conditioning agent.
Which, incidentally, confirmed my visual suspicions.
Well oiled before hooked. Like most Dem/Socialists.
I came up with, if that wale win’s we are all dead meat.
Thanks for splaining.
Sure fire way to a good brogue….Whale Oil Beef Hooked!
Hee, I finally got it. Clever.
Whale blubber, steak hanging. Hmmmm…
“If Hillary wins, we’ll blubber. There’s a lot at stake, hanging in the balance.”
Got it.
😇
I thought it was we should cut that whale Hillary up and use the pieces for shark chum.
That pun is SO bad…
HOW BAD *IS* IT?!?
It’s SO bad,
Fur needs to wake up
in bed next to
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
who says
“I didn’t do it. nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything!”
and you prove it ANYWAY………
Surf & Turf?
Menderman. For fuck sake man. Dadof4 is more fluent than meself.
Well, I’ll be fucked if I know what that means. I give up. 😉
Haha, that’s funny. 🙂
I agree Wtf
Ted,
Read the first 4 words of my first post and STOP right there. The rest is just dressing for humor’s sake.
Yes we will.
It couldn’t be Dead Meat…. but it would be a whale of a tail.
Sperm whale?
Whale oil beef hooked.
Irishmen talk like that all the time! 🙂
(LEFT) Whale oil harvested since the mid-1800s.
(RIGHT) Bill Clinton.
I dunno. If Hitlary keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper there may not be much blubbering. Maybe just the sound of BCG’s slamming shut. People now know the system is rigged.
Jimmy SCORES! Read it out loud. 🙂
that’s my annual St Patricks Day Joke.
What do you say if you are in Belfast North Ireland on St Patricks Day and you are between the Catholics and the Protestants? Oil. Beef. Hooked.
I appreciate the readers who are protecting the answer – but people have had enough head scratching.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked – Better known as “Well, I’ll Be Fucked.” Or, in this case, “We’ll All Be Fucked.”
It’ll be like jerkin off with a greasy slab of liver?
No … no … wate … I think I get it … something to do with little girls and whale bone corsets with ringlets in their hair and steak? Am I gettin closer? What I win?
No ….. ifn’ got some thin tado with Hillarity, can’t hav nuthin to do with sex so ……. itz gotta be ‘manikind gonnta be cut up like a steer, cuz Merika’s gonna be lowern whale shit!”
I was waiting for Moe Tom to tell everybody that this a lesson on how to speak Irish.
No to mention that we’d be “dead meat on a hook”
If the blue whale (fattest animal on earth) elected we be dead meat.
Debbie Wasserman’s Whale Oil Cosmetics
Get some!
Haha! Eye yam sofa King we Todd it!
A return to Spermalot….there’s a lot at steak.
@LocoBlancoSaltine:
Scientists analyzed Washerwoman-Schultz’s hair and found the she uses Wish-Bone Italian House Dressing as a conditioning agent.
Which, incidentally, confirmed my visual suspicions.
Well oiled before hooked. Like most Dem/Socialists.
I came up with, if that wale win’s we are all dead meat.
Thanks for splaining.
Sure fire way to a good brogue….Whale Oil Beef Hooked!
Hee, I finally got it. Clever.
Whale blubber, steak hanging. Hmmmm…
“If Hillary wins, we’ll blubber. There’s a lot at stake, hanging in the balance.”
Got it.
😇
I thought it was we should cut that whale Hillary up and use the pieces for shark chum.
That pun is SO bad…
HOW BAD *IS* IT?!?
It’s SO bad,
Fur needs to wake up
in bed next to
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
who says
“I didn’t do it. nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything!”
and you prove it ANYWAY………
Surf & Turf?
Menderman. For fuck sake man. Dadof4 is more fluent than meself.