Nothing But Net – IOTW Report

Nothing But Net

Stunt man Luke Aikin failed to kill himself yesterday when he jumped from an airplane at 25,000 feet only to land on his back into a 100 by 100 foot net.

Present at the potentially-fatal jump was Luke’s wife and 4-year-old son along with a crowd and TV crew who were broadcasting the stunt live for those at home who wanted to watch a man go splat near Simi Valley, CA.

Congrats to you Luke, now knock it off. You’ve got a wife and child to think about.

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14 Comments on Nothing But Net

  1. Next week, Geraldo will open the vault containing nude pictures of obama’s mom, obama’s birth certificate, school records, real social security number and DNA tests on Frank Marshal.

    55 Minutes of commercials, 4 minutes of hype and 1 minute to find that the vault is empty, except for more nude pictures of obama’s mom and Michelle’s pictures when she played for the boys basketball team in grade school before her sex change.

  2. I can imagine the reporters’ questions:
    How did it feel?
    What were you thinking?
    Will you try again with a smaller net?
    My question would be. Are you out of your fooken mind?

  3. “There’s only two things that fall out of the sky, birdshit and idiots. ”

    That and iced, blue plane toilet water.

    And frogs.

    And fish.

    And meteorites.

    And that one angelic girl at the grocery store last week.

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