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Bitch Volleyball-
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Badclinton
Tennis turn the table
Lootball
Steal the Flag
Disk drive throw
Take-Yuan-Dough
Whopper Skating
Clinton Baseball – Total # of hits. i.e. Vince Foster, etc.
Parallel Gray Bars
110 Meter Girdles
Decapithon
Short circuit training
Whitewater Grafting
Bitch Volleyball
Oops, Fur already had that one!
Skating
The 100 Intern Breaststroke
Huma breast stroke.
Hillary’s Quadrupled Skulls…
Keep on rowing!!!
Pummel Whores
Hugby
(Joe Biden Olympics)
(Just for the record, my last comment was being entered before BFH’s breast stroke comment appeared.)
Likely Story! – bfh
Hop, Skip and Hump
The Inequality Bars
Sock Her
Jew-dough
Synchronized Spinning
Rape-a-thon
Synchronized Falling
A̶r̶c̶h̶ Treachery.
Mena-Snort-a-thon
Scotch Chug-a-Lug
The Hammer and Sickle
Jew Dough.
Track & Delete
Canoodling
Corn Hole
Team MSM- Softball questions.
Knee Cap Athon
Synchronized Server Wiping
Wait-listing
(Obamacare)
Swimming the coke-stroke
Trampolay
Muff diving
(Hillary and Bill winning Gold and Silver Medals, respectively.)
The Old Bag sack race and stumblethon
Men’s Triagra
Synchronized Suicide
Mountain dyking
No dick combined. (Hillary & Huma)
Are Winter Olympics events allowed?
Doesn’t matter what the games are. Or who won what. they’re keeping the medals.
Men’s 10M air biscuit
Spasmic Gymnastic Testimony
Yes, summer and winter clinton olympics
Marathon drinking
Back stroking (Bill)
Rifle, three positions, many targets
Trap shooting enemies
Pennis- women’s doubles
Billy Bob Sledding
Deadgrift
Trumpmalign
Handball, Bill
Weightlifting, Hillary and the SS
Greco-Homo Wrestling
Fencing (as in stolen goods)
Fly down fishing
Ski Humping
Skeleton
Nordic Combined, A Bill humping fantasy
Hairball Hockey, Hillary
Marathon Coughing, Hillary
Rape Victim Wrestling, Bill
Eyeball Rolling, Hillary
Synchronized Scamming, the whole family
Balance Beam Lying
Pentathlon – lying, cheating, killing, raping, trampling the Constitution
13 Handicap Golf
Government Overreaching Event
Bureaucrat Dollar Grab competition
FBI Dodging Triathelon
Roe-ing vs Wade-ing
Gymspaztics
Parsing Gymnastics
Requires several disciplines:
The “is” is
The security review
The inter-agency dispute
The Canklethon
The Compton 5-K
Pole Snarfing
The No-go Zone Sharia Dash
The Harlem 3-K
(KKK)
Lie-Yaking
Cigar Stuffing
400 Meter Money Launder
The Broad Hump
100 Meter Carpet Munch
Ben-wahBall
Hammer-and-Sickle Throw
Gender Quest
Rival Target Shooting
Journolick-spittling and brown-nosing
the Lewinsky Pole Vault
Faceball.
Neither wins this one.
The Bosnia Bullet Dodge
Dead Pool Eight Ball
@bfh: In your heart, you know I’m right…
😛
@Locoblanco: Sorry, didn’t see your Jew-dough comment. Didn’t mean to step on it.
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50-meter Incontinence Dash
(At the last second, Hillary squirts across the finish line to take the brown – er, I mean, bronze – medal.)
Women’s Bill Pole Vaulting.
Computer Hard Discus
Hammer Throw with computer targets
Treason Triathlon – Cheating, Lying, Killing
Jump Fencing
MSM Slow Pitch Softball
Server Hacky Sack
LGBTQ Twister
Rio Grande Border Freestyle Swim
Poll Halting
Fastest dude at loading a mattress in an El Camino truck!
Fastest zipper operator in captivity!
Energizer bunny 24 hour endurance contest!
4×100 meter relay douche (U.S. team: H-Rod, Val-Jar, Nan Pelosi, and Barky-O to home)
La Raza Carrera al Norte – Run, swim, climb, hitchhike!
Synchronized Oath-Breaking
Tantric Floor Exercise
Undressage
Muff Diving with slick Willy.
JewDough, The art of separating him from his money. Hillary sure to take gold.
Badclinton, Where Billy Hides the Birdie.
Blue Dress Marksmanship