“They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth”
FOX: Jaws may not be the only one salivating as you splash.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, a cousin of the piranha reported to go after swimmer’s testicles has been found in coastal waters between Sweden and Denmark. And fish experts are warning locals to stay aware — in order to stay whole.
“Keep your swimwear on if you’re bathing in the Sound these days — maybe there are more out there!” MORE
SNIP: Does anyone know the name of the species in the center of the photo?
At first I thought it was the famous knob-gobbler, but on second look it appears to be a castrating angler or perhaps a ball-mouthed bass.
Species in the center photo is not a fish. I think it’s the salt vampire from the first Star Trek series:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwi9xurzuMzOAhWKNiYKHcLkD4QQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fmemory-alpha.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FM-113_creature&psig=AFQjCNE4M46fr-MCe5ndQFSVzDPgmuTivg&ust=1471660516475186
Hey JohnS, you wanna go fishing?
Obamapiranha…
Pacusssthrusssess…
Thanks for the offer Brad, but I know you like taking your pole upstream in search of brown trout so I will pass.
Latin: Alia canis pila comedenti
English: Moose bitch ball eater
Swedish: Stor fot testikel muncher
English: Big foot testicle muncher
Danish: store sorte bold biter
English: big black ball biter
Danish: Fedt assed bold biter
English: Fat assed ball biter
Danish: transseksuelle kvinde møtrik craker
English: transgender woman nut craker
MichaWalleye…
Pee-er on ya.
JohnS, sorry I forgot. You have no bait.
You are right Brad.
There is no vaseline in my tackle box.
‘Coastal waters between Sweden and Denmark’
As I recall, that particular body of water is COLD!
Nuts wouldn’t likely be readily available.
It’s the Devils-toothed Transfish. Think I saw it on PBS.
Beware of the Samsquanch!
Quit fucking with him already and just enjoy your tasty meat snack!
JohnS, Check your purse
Brad, we men here in Oakland don’t need something to hold Vaseline and cosmetics in.
If you come down here you will have to store your gear in your jailhouse wallet or get laughed at.
JohnS, so your like the hood bitch with a handy trunk storage space? You need help buddy.
Careful Bad_Brad, or he will rub his Moobs and Mangina all up in your junk… just like Barky does to Reggie.
Hmm, the center photo seems to be the victim, not the fish.
Vasectomies on the cheap.
😛
The center one is part of a ferocious pair called the ‘American Ruination Shark’. Cannibalistic, preferring any uniformed white meat, at this time, but will eat anything resembling societal structure.