Obama Goes Snorkeling

25 Comments on Obama Goes Snorkeling

1. Man, where’s a sea snake when you need one?
   Maybe he will have the fugu, prepared by a drunk clumsy chef.

2. Reggie is taking the photoshot. Then the fun begins, underwater antics for the Poufter-in-chief and the first ballbanger. One can only hope a very very hungry great WHITE is nearby.

3. Get the gaff Martha, I just snagged me a blackfin tuna.

4. Bastard looks kind of like a Japanese torpedo.

5. HAHA!!!
   Is he using a butt plug as a snorkel device?

6. Maybe he’s searching for Hillary’s e-mails.

7. That black boy certainly appropriates many of the white man’s leisure activities.

8. I’ll bet the fucker did that just so he could piss on their grave.
   And I’m not joking about that. Why else would he dive there when he can go anywhere in the world.

9. I hope his snorkeling adventure takes place in waters rife with those pesky little fish that swim into the little opening of the penis. Who knows? Maybe they can also invade his vaginal area.

10. ‘Obama Goes Snorkeling’ – at first I feared the LBTQxyz’s had appropriated another term

11. Where the hell is Lloyd Bridges and his spear gun?

12. I hope he runs into a Portuguese Man Lady-Boy O’War.

13. “HAHA!!!
    Is he using a butt plug as a snorkel device?”

    He surely needed a plug in his ass so he wouldn’t sink to the bottom.

14. Is he wearing a bike helmet?

    Annie

15. Flush the Pacific. There’s a humungous TURD in it!

16. Guy has to wear a helmet in water?

17. Berrie ain’t so much fun ‘snorkelin’ since his heady dayz at Man’s Country Chicago.

18. Obama, The Press Whore, just couldn’t resist desecrating this WWII site at the same time decimating our military, allowing Iran to be nuclear and watching our veterans receive piss poor healthcare at the VA Hospitals.

19. OK who in the fuck wears a helmet diving ? Was this a photoshop pic ? If not send out a major dork alert !

20. I hope that hairy turd floating by gets sucked right down the fag-in-chief’s blow hole!

21. And nobody had the fore-thought to drop a quart of blood into the water?

22. Praying for a “Steve Irwin” moment.

23. Of course it’s photoshopped. Look at those arms and pects. BFH you are a clever bastid!.

24. What kind of pussy wears a bicycle helmet and sunglasses while swimming.

25. My father, a Marine, participated in the Battle of Midway in 1942. His plane was shot down and he was stranded in a life raft for three days before he was rescued and hospitalized for sun poisoning.

    I can hear him from beyond the grave, snarling, “Fuck you, ya prissy little faggot.”