According to the Daily Mail, the latest fashion trend for the bold and the beautiful is for women to create the illusion that they aren’t wearing underwear.
Classy.
They aren’t fully commando. They are wearing what is called a C Clamp String.
What does the C stand for?
Why the dance towards nudity?
That’s where this is going. Why the pretense of all these incremental steps? Just take it all off.
The Muslims will love it.
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For the record, I think this trend is horrible.
And I’m not objecting on moral grounds.
I actually think it looks terrible.
Why not just go naked? Fashion my ass…that C clamp is an utter vulgarity. Is there nothing left to the imagination? I just got a horrid visual of Moose wearing one. Make it stop!
They do it so they have something to whine about when guys stare.
Michelle’s used C-String could be used to….
Michelle’s would actually be a CI-string. Cast Iron.
I always thought that sexiness was hinting at what wasn’t seen, rather than shoving it up your nose. Sure, these are beautiful women, but if they dress this way then they are essentially saying ‘all I am is the physical specimen you see’.
BFH you’ve done it again. First was “The you can’t unsee it” now it’s “The can’t unthink it”.
What is the next great “Unny”?
Yes you are more addictive than crack and this was outstanding. Thanks:p
If it makes muzz men pluck their eyes out I’m OK with that.
The pornification of America continues…
Michelle used c-string could seal the San Andreas fault…
Michelle’s used C-string could plug the hole in the ozone…
These women can pull this off. The vast majority of normal women can’t and shouldn’t, so it should not be a “fashion trend.”
This isn’t really sexist. Male Olympic swimmers look good in Speedos. But you absolutely don’t want to see me, or really anyone I know in a Speedo.
Michelle’s used C-string could make Mt. Vesuvius giggle…then snarffle and spew tater tots…
To begin with, moose wouldn’t be able to use one of these…shed need a catchers mitt
“Michelle’s used C-String could be used to…. ”
Scare off other Bigfoots.
It works! Do see any other Bigfoots around?
I rest my case.
Ohgawdohgawdohgawd, NO!
Moose’s C-string … oh that smell! Can you smell that smell?
The smell of death surrounnnnnnndddddddds you!
Send it to North Korea – more powerful than two H-Bombs!
izlamo delenda est …
Is the skinny end normally lubricated? One use device?
” I just got a horrid visual of Moose wearing one. Make it stop! ”
Michael LaVaughn Robinson (AKA:Moose) is a man and I do believe that this new fashion item leaves have enough room for Barack’s lollipop.
I wondered what happened to my Bose headphones. I found them in my wife’s underwear drawer. Weird.
Mooshell uses a “K” string, “K” for Klingon.
Mooches c string has a nut cup
Michelle’s used C-String could be used as…
– an emergency cruise ship boat anchor
– an Ore truck wheel chock
– a drawbridge counterweight
– the drain stopper in a hog farm waste lagoon
Yes, agree. Not flattering at all. The extreme dress slits trick your eye and breaks up the natural form-instead of accenting a slim waist or the hips it does something weird to the legs.
C string? I’m sure it’s very comfortable. Audrey Hepburn never wore one of those and looked 10,000 times better than these starlets.
A million years ago I worked for an old school actress
She wrote a book about fashion from the thirties and forties.
The book was full of beautiful women, to whom being fully clothed took nothing away from their beauty.
‘Sexiness’ used to come from within.
It may too, in the future
But it is not this day
“They do it so they have something to whine about when guys stare.” – JMV
Or something to whine about when guys DON’T stare – and I wouldn’t. Of course I’d see her but I certainly wouldn’t stare.
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. In most places, wearing a band-aid on each nipple is enough to keep a woman from being arrested, but she shouldn’t be surprised if people interpret this kind of display differently than she wanted. Or maybe that interpretation WAS what she was aiming for.
A man with any class would look away from her the same as if she accidentally fell out of her top – to minimize her embarrassment. That she intentionally displays the message “I’m a whore” shows her lack of it. I may not have a lot of class but my lady has to at least match it.
Bunch of liberal whores
Dr: OK miss, tell me what happened.
Dumb woman: Well, I was wearing one of those new C-string thingies, and I sneezed when I was attempting to sit down.
Dr: That explains why that funny shaped object is halfway up your colon. Now take a deep breath while I reach in to drag it out…
Maybe it means alphabetical order or something?
Really curious to see what they come up with for D. (Bet Carlos Danger is involved!)
So……which way does this go?
I’ll almost certainly never actually see anyone wear such an outfit, but I can hear in my head an exchange…
“Hey, you pig! Stop staring! You’re objectifying me!”
“Do you mean to imply that you’re wearing those clothes and you DON’T want men to staring at you and thinking about your pussy?! Are you really that STUPID?!”
I think Moose’s C-clamp might prove an outstanding cough suppressant.
Where are the feminazies on this? Always pushing the envelope with female attire, but guys still are fully clothed.
I get the C-String, but why the clothes?
Me. I’m okay with this trend.
I will say no one knew who Jennifer Lopez was until she wore some green Versace dress with an open slit down past her navel at the Grammy’s 15 or 20 years ago. That skin exposure has done wonders to her career and bank account. That established the ‘slutty woman at the awards show’ look forever.
Shocking to see mothers in the hood BUY this kinda stuff for their daughters, first summer after puberty. What the hell’s wrong with those mothers? That thingy in the Lord’s prayer about “Lead us not into temptation” ???
Ew. I don’t know if you deserve credit for skipping the skankiest image in the linked article (the one just after the video), or you were forgetful. But ew.
Michelle’s used C-String could be used to….
No, no ,no. Once it’s on, it’s gone forever. I’d cite the equation, but black holes aren’t yet well understood.
I live in a retirement community and the ladies here use those “C”clamps to hold their DEPENDS in place!
They’re making it clearer that they are for sale.
I’d be embarrassed if my daughter wore those hooker clothes.