Twitter Game in Progress – #CoughASong

141 Comments on Twitter Game in Progress – #CoughASong

1. Aqualung

2. Four out of five cadavers agree, Hillary is the choice for me! *cough* * cough* The other 20% think she is just faking it to garner the dead vote!

3. Croup! There it Is!

4. I Can’t Get Not, Expectoration.

5. I can’t breath without my iron lung.

   Thanks for cleaning my post up FUR

6. Hack & Diane

7. Wheeze, wheeze in the air.

8. Baby’s Got Hack.

9. Any song by Weezer.

10. Back In Hack

11. My Iron Lung. (Radio Head)

12. “I am Iron Lung!” ~ Black Sabbath

13. “Mrs. Robitussin”

14. Cough the Magic Dragon . . .

15. Cough On The Wild Side

    Psycho Cougher

    Killing Me Loudly with Her Cough

    Me and Hilly McCough

16. Born to Cough

17. “Cough You Like A Hurricane”

18. Knock Knock Knocking on Hells Door

19. I Got the Mucinex in Me

20. What a Difference a Dayquil Makes…

21. River of Phlegm

    Cough in the Wind

    My Cough Will Go On

22. Cough, There It Is.

23. Canned Heat: Choking up the Cunt Tree

24. Tussin and Turnin’

25. “Sucrets” by Van Halen

26. Hound Frog

27. Blow the Man Down? Oh that’s Monica’s song…never mind.

28. Hack in the USSA

29. Van Morrison: TB Sheets
    (real song)

30. Loogie Loogie

31. Reign in Phlem! ( Slayer – Reign in Blood)

32. Jailhouse Hack

    Great Balls of Phlegm

    Be Bop A Loogie

    Cough Around The Clock

33. Several species of small-minded sycophants gathered together in a plane and coughing with a bitch

    — Pink Phlegm on HumaGrumma

34. Hack Magic Woman

35. Turn up the old Riccola…
    Gonna dance the night away.

36. “Stop gagging my heart around”

    “Hackin’ Black”

37. Mr. Diazepan Man

38. Hack Hack Hacking on Hells Door.

39. Clintonooga Cough Cough

40. Baby got hack.

41. I hack (like) the walrus

    “Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye
    Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess” …

42. Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Dextromethorphan

43. Red solo cough

44. One toke over the line….

45. Sprinkle Sprinkle Little Snot

    Hackelujah Chorus

46. I left my Lung in San Francisco

47. And the cough goes on

48. Every Breath You Can’t Take, We’ll Be Watching You

49. All the ‘nasal’ spray

50. Pneumonia, Pneumonia,
    What make your big head so hard

51. Don’t stop til you get it out

52. Fly Me To The Spittoon

53. Do the tussin

54. Bronch House

55. Sputterer’s Delight

56. Her Polyps Are Sealed

57. Toccata and Loogie in D Minor

    — Johann Sebastian Bronch

58. You Don’t Mess Around With Phlem

59. Cough Me Up

60. Battle Phlegm of the Commissariat

    Catch a Falling Snot

61. Drown in my own lungs

62. Do the Hacky-Cackly

    You put your right lung in…

63. Loogie Nights (ain’t no doubt , we are here to party….)

64. Do you wanna know a Sucrets?

65. (It’s fun to stay at the) COPD

66. Hack Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent

67. You Can Call Me Alveoli

    — Pall Slimin’

68. Delsym Prison Blues by Johnny Cash

69. This Is The Flem My Freind.

70. Uncle Albuterol

71. Will You Still drive me to the hospital Tomorrow?

72. Nail in the Coughin’ by Eminem

73. Metastasis Mom Has It Going On

74. Pneumonia rising

75. What did one casket say to the other casket?

    That you coffin?

76. Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu (actual song title – no alteration necessary)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUrASJk5WBU

77. Hairball, the musical

78. God Only Knows (What You’re Choking On)

79. Beyond The CPAP

80. Choke on the Water

81. 76 trazadones led the big parade with 110 coughdrops close at hand
    – The Mucous Ma’Am

82. The Little Old Lady From Carcinoma

83. Whole Lotta Lung

84. Spittles In the Stream

85. Bitch betta have my honey

86. Stairway To Huffin’

87. Blame It On Loogie

88. Edemaweiss

89. Pocket Full of Spittle

    Coughalicious

90. SupercalifragilisticAspergillosis

91. Blowing (snot) in the Wind

92. Midnight Congestions

93. She can’t breath? Home she goes to soon.

94. Asthma no questions

95. One Strep Beyond

96. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXR7al6oAb0

97. Tuberculi Tubercula

98. Oops, I spit it again

99. Into The Cystic (fibrosis)

100. I Wanna’ Hold Your Handkerchief

101. Are You Coughing Tonight?

102. My bronchi lies over the ocean

103. scarred to the bone

104. Don’t Sneeze On Me

105. wait, … it’s supposed to be cough

106. I Started To Choke- The Bee Gees

107. Hillary Had A Little Phlegm
     (Mary had a little lamb)

108. Cold Snot
     (SRV: Cold Shot)

109. “Can’t get this Huma pube out of my throat”

110. The Iron Aqualung Maiden in scenes from the The Phlemish Renaissance

111. The Medical Mystery Tour

112. The Medical Mystery Tour
     (The Magical Mystery Tour: The Beatles)

     Suffering’s Shitty
     (Suffragette City: David Bowie)

113. The Chokey Pokey

114. I’m Hack in the saddle

115. You should probably fear the reaper

116. The following song is not strictly about coughing, but it is related. I believe it may have been translated from the original Phlegmish:

     Chorus:

     Old Hil doofus
     Had a lot of mucus
     Comin’ right outta her nose.
     She’d pick and pick
     Till it made you sick,
     But back again it grows.

     When it’s cotton pickin’ time in Texas,
     Boys, it’s booger-pickin’ time for Hil.
     She’d raise that finger mean and hostile,
     Shove it in that waiting nostril,
     Here she comes with a green one (what a thrill!).

     (repeat chorus)

     — with apologies to Kinky Freidman
     (“Old Ben Lucas“)

     😇

117. Phlegmy Girl

118. Emfa Sima men have named you….

119. Nothing Really Splatters.

120. The Eve Of Consumption.

121. “Conniption – I just can’t stop this conniption – all I want to do – is to stop this damn flu….”

122. “Every Breath you take..?” “When Doves Dye.”

123. Loogie in the Sky with Diamonds

124. Hold on Loogie (but don’t let go)

125. Lung on the Rocks

126. “No I can’t believe – you’d vote for Eve of consumption…”

127. “Loogie Loogie” The Klansmen

128. Allergy
     (Honesty – Billy Joel)

129. A Hack Days Night.

130. Al – that was PF’s best album.

131. Wheezin’ of the Bitch – Donovan

132. The Ballad of Choke Hill

133. Blame it on the Emphysema (Bossanova)

134. We’re Off to see the Wheezer!

135. Phlegm River

136. We All Live In A Yellow Mucus Stream

137. How Green Was My Loogie

138. Snot is flying from her nose
     Greasing fingers, smearing frumpy clothes
     Oh, Hack-a-Lung

139. Lougie, Lougie

140. Hawk Around The Clock

141. “A Lung Again (Naturally)”