THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE: TRUMP V. CLINTON – IOTW Report

THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE: TRUMP V. CLINTON

Tuesday, 6 September 2016, 17:53 BFH Uncategorized 42

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  12. That cough of hers is so nasty. She coughs right into the microphone and you can hear the phlegm and the death rattle in her lungs. If that isn’t disgusting enough, she snorts the snot back up in to her nose. All amplified for your listening pleasure.

  18. BTW, she has to be hypothyroid otherwise she wouldn’t be such a fat cow. And low thyroid(hypo)takes away all of your energy, and you sleep a lot unless you’re on the proper medication. But coughing? That has nothing to do with thyroid issues. NOTHING.

  20. Lady in Red – The arthropod alien wearing the Hillary skin is spawning, and its larvae emerge through what in a human would be the respiratory system. Most are simply allowed to escape into the Terran environment but when they come at inopportune times like this, it simply drowns the excess offspring.

  24. But, Fur, did you explain to the crowd that she was spawning? That is an important piece of information!

    Joe6Pak…. The debate will “begin.” I doubt she will be able to finish it. Faint, dead away, behind the podium…? Suffer a massive stroke? (I only hope that Trump will conceal his glee and be gracious….. Lift her up, perhaps, into his arms as she fades away…? ….smile.) …Lady in Red

    PS: You know who else is hoping for this outcome? Ole hubby Billy boy.

  26. But seriously folks, I’ve been wondering, if Hillary has such an episode what would be the best way for Donald to handle it?

    No. Seriously.

    If he makes light of it that could hurt him. If he’s empathetic that could hurt him. If he ignores it that could also hurt him.

    I don’t have an answer. That’s why I’m asking the question.

  27. Hell’s bells, Patrick. Trump should be gracious — and serious. The ambulance, the ER folk, and the staff will care for her.

    He should stand back, not say anything except “This is a very somber time. …I hope to have a statement at a later time.”

    Glee will not cut it. ….Lady in Red

    PS: I should check the odds on this at PredictIt. …smile…

  29. @PHenry: If that happens in the debate, Trump should take a hip flask full of cheap booze out of his pocket, unscrew the top, and say, “Need a li’l nip, Hil, old gal? Straighten you right out. Keep that buzz goin’, too…”.

    No, but seriously, he should say nothing – just stand there patiently while she tries to regain control. Maybe stare down at the podium, or look up at the ceiling from time to time. After about two minutes he should turn to the audience and raise one eyebrow.

    In other words, just leave her and her handlers twisting in the wind.

    😉

  30. PHenry: “We will soon come in close contact during the debates. I want to honestly swear to Bill Clinton and God that I have not come in close contact with your wife. She seems to think that I have something to due with her loss of voice and extreme coughing, I am not responsible. I am sure that Hillary and Bill have met and are familiar with my wife and how beautiful she is and my love for her. So I will ask the american people, was it me that contracted Hillary’s cronic cough?”

  31. OK. I’m paranoid about politics because we’ve always blown opportunities. So I raise the question because somewhere there is a bright young person working for Trump monitoring IOTW and forwarding thoughts to be considered. Call me Kellyanne Crazy Wigged Out Don’t Blow It for the love of God and country.

  35. I hear leprosy’s popular this week in California. Perhaps?

    Nah, Patrick, I’m not doing so good as a hustler. I put a bundle on a bet that Trump would take the first five primaries and, then, Crooked Ted lied to the polling folk in Iowa and put out the rumor that Ben Carson had quit and Cruz should get the votes…. Whoosh went my money. I’m re-hydrating.
    ….Lady in Red

  39. The Beast will have Bill bumped off before the debates happen …. no debates …. easy, peasy … how dare you even suggest that she go through a ‘debate’ after the poor dear just went through, losing her ‘life-partner’ (… in crime)
    like others have said …. all she has is the sympathy vote … & she’ll play every kast card she’s holding

  40. For many, many months I’ve had a premonition that something utterly shocking would happen at the debates.

    Originally I envisioned Hillary having the mother of all temper tantrums if things weren’t going her way. She has well documented anger control issues and has been known to scream and throw things.

    Now I am more convinced it will be a physical issue–she will collapse with a heart attack, stroke, or simply the awful stress that comes with events like this. Or she’ll cough so much it will be impossible for her to state her case in the alloted number of seconds.

    I predict this will happen at the first debate. And Trump should plan romantic dinners with his wife on October 9 and 19, because there isn’t going to be a second or third debate.

  41. What will Trump do if she collapses on stage?

    The stage setup will have Trump seated no more than a few feet away from Hillary. Like any gallant, courteous man who has a pair, he will rush to her side the minute she starts to look iffy, and he catch her when she falls. He will make her comfortable until help arrives, and improve her outfit by draping the jacket of his $12,000 custom-made suit over her $12,000 custom-made pantsuit. (That jacket will eventually find a home in the Smithsonian.)

    There could not be better win-win optics for Trump. Not only will he get points for doing the right thing, but he will also cement an image in the public brain of a caring person who is calm under pressure and will always act in the best way for the best outcome.

    Of course, the women’s libbers will criticize his conduct as “sexist.” But who cares what a bunch of disgruntled harpies think?

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