From Mare Zilla-
I was doing a new post at my place about Gary Johnson’s latest idiocy, & #NeverTrump, and I wanted to link a particular iOTWreport post, so I googled “Gary Johnson shit p!ckle” figuring your post would pop right up. NOPE! Not at all on the 1st result page even though you are probably the most likely source to use those words in combination with each other. So I went to Bing & did the same search and your link popped right up immediately after the sponsored content. You’re being hidden by Google. But I suspect you may already know that. Here is my post:
http://marezilla.com/2016/09/
snip!
I did the experiment.
Google doesn’t have it at all, let alone the first page.
Have you tried “Gary Johnson fecal gherkin” to see if my name popped up?
😛
Apparently, pickle is a foul word at Goog.
Safari came back with the Gary Johnson pickle jar opening challenge. Fail.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOHSV8PEod8&ebc=ANyPxKpWRB9ghFHEhGQ5RkpCTnnEl_I9F1KORFPf83HB2NvPu-3auRwNj4pDNkG9nA6L7pvraigofFQ0Lgh2fUnZxsLS671pcA
I just did it again and NOW Google has your post above in 3rd, just after two stories about GJ and a pickle challenge from over a week ago but still no linky to the post of yours that matches the search criteria. On Bing, however, the ghosted-by-Google post is #1 in results.
Google itself is becoming a safe space.
Meanwhile, the Goog autoreply for “Hillary Clinton is” is the same as two weeks ago:
1. rael (Israel)
2. toast
3. awesome
4. a robot
That’s another thing Trump should do on day one.
Put those asswipes out of business.
You spelled it wrong. Shitpickle is one word. Pops up 1st and 2nd in the Gargler after an exhaustive 1 second search.
C’mon.
Shit pickle, or shitpickle… it should rank it.
The dirty secret though- the point of this post is to get us high on the ranking of shitpickle searches.
I think we have fecal gherkin dominated.
shitpickle shit pickle shi tpickle sh itpickle shitpi ckle shitp ickle shitpick le shickpitle pitshickle shicklepit
Just doing my part to help out.
Spell shitpickle correctly, it works.
Has anyone provided a proper iOTWreport definition for shit pickle / shitpickle to the Urban Dictionary yet? I’m too lazy to look.
Shitpickle by itself with no other clues for the Gargler ranks an iotwreport from Sept. 1 at 20th.
Not bad, considering the first 15 entries are people asking about and defining what is shitpickle.
“Shit pickle” (with the space) doesn’t have iotwreport.com ranked in the first 80 I looked at.
Put “shit pickle” in the meta tags for the site, it should help the rank.
I never use Google. Google is evil. I never even use “google” as a verb. I say “netsearch”.
Zilla-
Shitpickle
1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.
2. A guest on the webshow “The Angry Nintendo Nerd”, starring in the episode “Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu”
1. D’aww shitpickles! This sucks!
#shit #pickle #angry #nintendo #nerd #negative #phrase
by Kaege September 21, 2007
You’re welcome.
I get the link to this page when I search “Gary Johnson shit pickle” using DuckDuck. Top link.
Google only bought out youtube so they could control that too.
They will lock the door to free speech one day if they are not defeated.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitpickle
In an effort to understand the shitpickle, you first need to understand Mr. James Lahey.
https://youtu.be/5R8At-Qno_o
I say shitpickle and shit pickle.
You say shitpickle and shit pickle.
He says shitpickle and shit pickle.
She says shitpickle and shit pickle.
It says shitpickle and shit pickle.
We say shitpickle and shit pickle.
You say shitpickle and shit pickle.
They say shitpickle and shit pickle.
All God’s chillun say shitpickle and shit pickle.
I wouldn’t eat a shit pickle for any of you shit weasels.