THESE ARE REAL REVIEWS: (HT/ HW)
- Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week’s announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria.
- I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted “How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit.”
- First off, I would like to thank Hillary for printing this all in blue ink because the color blue helps prevent my seizures.
- [ Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton ]
- I gave this book a five star review because I dont want to end up having committed suicide.
- Literally became ill after reading, started blacking out and woke up in a private hospital where the nurse had beautiful red curly hair and huge buck teeth. Someone came in the room that looked alomost exactly like me and said, “I got this, just keep reading, you’ll get it”, then they left and are presumably living my life while I’m stuck in this crappy private high-rise hosptial room!
- I was going to read this book…..I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn’t even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard’s eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all.
- Was disappointed to see Hillary Clinton didn’t go into full detail about how she had Vince Foster murdered.
Other than that, a pile of crap. - I keep finding it face down on the floor…Why does it keep falling out of the bookcase?
- …it is is a cure for insomnia. I would highly recommend the cheaper and more pleasant alternative of buying a sleep-aid at your local pharmacy.
- For the most part, this book was really useful. I just didn’t care for the cover. Have you ever tried wiping your behind with a book cover?
- The papers were too thick and stiff against my anus. If you’re looking for toilet paper I suggest you look elsewhere. However, the book DOES make a good splash guard in my urinal.
- Stronger together is the classic tale of a maniacal family who creates a charity foundation that only contributes %6.7 to actual charities. Instead it is used to funnel money from oppresive countries against women, like Saudi Arabia, as the women becomes an icon for womens rights in America. Also taught me that even though I may spend my whole career in public service, I can still become a millionaire.
I especially like the part where she gets a US ambassador killed due to negligence of confidential info, and then runs for president.
The book is sure to give more than a few laughs.
Also note that the book can lead to coughing fits, spontaneous fainting, and may cause you to develop a pathological lying condition. - I’ll wait for the Hillary Clinton episode of “I Almost Got Away With It” on the ID Channel.
- Found the book in the trash. Read a few pages and threw it back.
- I tried to read it, but it appears all the pages in my copy were deleted. I was so surprised my head wouldn’t stop bobbing and I passed out and lost my shoe
- Does anyone know if they’re planning to release a non-fiction version of this?
- I read her book while under sniper fire. Luckily I was able to destroy it with a hammer before the authorities got it.
- More
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING…..Good one BFH! Thanks for the levity, Sir.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
Now THAT’S Funny and I don’t care who you are! I wonder how long it will take Amazon to hit this with bit bleach?
WOW! This could be a first. The number of reviews outnumbering the copies sold?
Hello, is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me,
is there anyone at home?
Relax,
I need some information first,
just the basic facts,
can you show me where it hurts?
WHY is Tim Kaine giving the NAZI SALUTE?
This is a political humor mother lode.
We know it will get pulled sooner or later, so let’s all enjoy the fun.
Alternate title:
Fee pluribus unum
There’s so much material to work and these reviewers are among the smartest humorist on the planet.
It’s true, there IS so much material to draw from. These are hilarious!!!!
Read them while they’re still up. You just KNOW they’re gonna disappear soon.
Bezos – “Yes, mein frau!”
These reviews remind me of the hilarious – but true – reviews of sugarless Gummi Bears
There are other similarities too:
both deal with a ton of shit
Just went to Amazon to read through the reviews and I was laughing so hard I thought I’d stroke out! Check ’em out– you won’t be disappointed! 😂
The sad thing is, one of the networks will probably turn this book into a series.
Laughing so hard I shook off 100 calories. Those are the best reviews ever.
It takes a village idiot. 45 or 48 people liked my review. The three who didn’t must be Kill herself, Chelsea and Huma.
Just waiting for Amazon to delete.
I hope words gets back to the Clintons how much of a laughing stock they have become.
Roger’s review was my favorite:
Well what I was hoping for was a good “how to” book on cloaking multiple offshore banks and laundering money from wealthy global donors who are raping a country reeling from a 7.4 earthquake and using it to enrich wealthy friends and build slave labor camps. I looked for the section on creating consulting firms to put my child, law firms, ex nyc police chief, governors etc and pay them from a phony charity foundation but amazon must not be selling the book with that section. …
And from DB:
What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. …
This one from Amazon Customer is pretty funny:
My gram gave me this book for my birthday…..I would have rather got my normal check for $5.
I suspect she only bought the book because it came with a free pocket catheter
But USC90’s was maybe the best:
The chapter where Hillbilly talks about her battle with Parkinson’s Disease was difficult to read. Difficult because it was missing from the book.
But the absolute best of all, because of all the truth in it:
By James on September 14, 2016
I was pretty disappointed with this book. When the subject of the book is one of greatest criminals in American history I was really hoping for more.
Anyone can be a criminal, but how do you become the GREATEST criminal? that is what readers really want to know.
A step-by-step guide on how to monetize political influence, how to flaunt criminal behavior and even daringly project ones own criminal behavior onto other people — specifically other political opponents — is what I, and I think I can speak for everyone, would really want from Hillary.
For example, How do I get the head of the FBI to conjure up non-existent legal standards for my law breaking? What kind of dirt do I need on the FBI for the head of the organization to lie under oath about the need for “intent” to mishandle classified information when an intent requirement is nowhere to be found for this law? Furthermore, how do I get the FBI director to look the other way from the obvious intent of setting up the server in the first place, telling staffers to remove classified headings, telling the company monitoring my server to use bleachbit to delete all the emails AFTER getting a subpoena? This is truly groundbreaking criminal excellence that needs to be explained and shared. Hillary claims to be about fairness so her keeping all these tips to herself isn’t very “fair” to the rest of us aspiring criminals.
How about a step-by-step explanation for how I can project my illegal dealings with the Russians into a negative narrative for my political opponent? Hillary was able to sell 25% of an American strategic mineral (uranium) while coincidentally receiving a large donation to her foundation from people associated to the deal and the Russian company purchasing the large stake of US uranium, but that is not all! Hillary’s husband went to Russia to give an AMAZING speech at a russian gov owned bank, I don’t really know if it was amazing but I imagine it had to be for them to be willing to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a 45-90 min speech wink wink. Yet despite all this obviously nefarious and clearly dangerous for US Nat security behavior Hillary has successfully been able to shift her Russian ties onto her political opponent, another incredible feat!
How is it done?
How can we do it?
The review by Just S is just priceless.
Sitting Duck, sums it all up.
Carmela – I woke up at Web Hubbell’s daughter’s pharmacy. Jim, cracking me up.
Dr. Tar, brilliant!
I can’t add anything here but these reviews, for a political junkie and IOTW addict, are better than spending $100+ to go to a Comedy Club!
Hillary’s ghost writers must be ashamed of their fiction. These reviews are so interesting, because they follow the decline and fall of the once inevitable candidate. If you start at the first ones, you will read dozens of short reviews that are obviously written to boost her screed. The mood shifts rather quickly and the reviews become gems of scathing sarcasm. Please pass these on to anyone you know who needs to believe that people are not buying Hillary’s BS.
I read many yesterday after I was alerted. What a hoot!
The comments are great.
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FIVE STARS
“First off, I would like to thank Hillary for printing this all in blue ink because the color blue helps prevent my seizures. It was a little bit of a long read, being 32,000 pages of yoga routines, but I powered through it. Its amazing to think that she wrote the entire book on a Blackberry! I didn’t know it was a pop-up book until I got to the chapter about her husband, Bill and his oval office experiences. The only issues I had with the book were all of the annoying “C” markings in the margins. At under $10 it’s a bargain, considering that Saudi Princes pay millions of dollars for such insight. Plus, included with the book is a $10 off coupon for a Diazepam Autoinjector, so you get your money back right there.”
This book is a key that unlocks doors to life!!
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“What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. Once I read this book it’s like everything in my life clicked. The state department released funds from an “associate” of mine who for some odd reason was mistakenly put on the terrorist watchlist. He then invested in my “housing development” project in Saudi Arabia. Also 14 of my relatives were able to get permanant resident status and my niece got a job at a US Embassy! I suppose I could’ve saved some money by buying the version from Amazon, but by buying directly from the Clinton foundation I got a special edition that is much thicker and has pages hollowed out for future “uses”. I hope this book has an audio version because I would love to pay for play…ing it.”
You guys have done a wonderful thing here. It’s starting to really bother the four liberal idiots who actually bought the “book” and they are responding in the Amazon reviews…AWESOME!!!
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I went to Amazon and read the POSITIVE reviews. There are none – – they’re all sarcastic too!
I think someone should compile the comments and publish them as HUMOR!