41 Comments on The Lewdest Sounding Place in Each State
My uncle lives in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
I would say Big Beaver PA, but that one is pretty worn out
They really missed the mark in Florida.
There’s a town named…
wait for it..
Croom-A-Coochee
Which is an unincorporated community in Sumter County, Florida,
located adjacent to the Croom Wildlife Management Area (WMA) near the Withlacoochee River.
If your looking for it..The Zip Code is 33597
Lizard Lick, NC sounds like the town for the former rapist in chief, Bill Clinton.
River Styx, OH is a fine place for Killary.
Did Cumming, Ga make the list?
You will never find a Clinton in Truth Or Consequences, NM.
PA has a ton of these:
Intercourse
Blue Ball
Mount Joy
Lititz
But the all time prize must go to…
Mianus, CT
Micosukee for Florida?!?
(the Indians will be sad to hear that)
I just noticed Effingham on the map. It takes a pretty good sense of humor to visualize that one and put it on the list. LOL.
Virginia has a plethora of ’em, including Assawoman, Bumpass, and Tuckahoe.
🙂
I’m from Georgia and I’ve been in Butts many times. Too many times. I raised HELL in Butts. I mean I tore Butts UP!
They used Kinkler, Texas?
I would’ve picked the more obvious Ding Dong in Bell County.
House shopping on Cape Cod years ago found us looking at a property on Noisy Hole Road in Mashpee, Mass.
Nice house. Just couldn’t do it.
Vietvet
We also have Lickinghole Road
But I think they changed the name of Nigerfoot.
That was between Beaverdam and Montpelier.
Clinton MT just east of Missoula gets my vote
Hey! I live in Negrofoot. Easy big boy.
The old timers here say that the name came from the slave days. A run away slave was caught and his foot was placed on display as a warning to others. A quaker church not far from here was one of the stops on the underground railroad.
“Dykesville” is only 20 minutes away from me in Wisconsin on the shores of Green Bay
@Ann – I can only assume that Blue Ball is a long ways away from Intercourse! 😉
How close is Floyds Knobs, IN to French Lick, IN (home of Larry Bird)?
Canada’s province of Newfoundland has a place called Dildo, and it’s not too far from a place called Come By Chance.
Eugenia Certified Deplorable wrote:
“River Styx, OH is a fine place for Killary.”
Well now, Eugenia, we have Hell in MI. And no, it’s not Detroit….
Knob Lick, MO
To get to Paradise, you have to go thru Intercourse.
I have a meeting in Short Pump today. My non-lewd brain never thought of the place as R rated.
I’d guess that for the Florida deviants out there, Fruitville and Brownville are pretty lewd.
Dickshooter…Bwahahaha. There is an Effingham, Il, sounds worse to me than Boody, but they probably didn’t want to repeat themselves.
Big bone is actually big bone lick, even worse!
Not seeing Granny’s Gap, or Bloody Dick.
@Realist, Dildo NFLD, home town of Shannon Tweed.
Anywhere William Jefferson Clinton lands will be called Blowjob!
@ Frank, I went to Scout Camp near Knob Lick, MO. Can’t believe that one didn’t make the cut.
Morehead City, NC
You forgot Lickinghole Creek, VA.
Tillicum, WA
@muddjuice, Hell, MI is an even better place for the witch
I agree. Right where she belongs…
Shitpickle California.
If there ain’t one there aughta be! Maybe a suburb of San Fransisco…
When I worked for the Post Office as a mail sorter back in the mid 80’s I came across a package for Titsville, Wa. (Ritzville) and another for Boners Ferry (Bonners Ferry) Id. It was quite common to find envelopes and packages like that which made the mail sorters laugh. If the zip code is right it doesn’t matter how botched the name on the envelope or parcel is, it’ll still get there for the most part.
My uncle lives in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
I would say Big Beaver PA, but that one is pretty worn out
They really missed the mark in Florida.
There’s a town named…
wait for it..
Croom-A-Coochee
Which is an unincorporated community in Sumter County, Florida,
located adjacent to the Croom Wildlife Management Area (WMA) near the Withlacoochee River.
If your looking for it..The Zip Code is 33597
Lizard Lick, NC sounds like the town for the former rapist in chief, Bill Clinton.
River Styx, OH is a fine place for Killary.
Did Cumming, Ga make the list?
You will never find a Clinton in Truth Or Consequences, NM.
PA has a ton of these:
Intercourse
Blue Ball
Mount Joy
Lititz
But the all time prize must go to…
Mianus, CT
Micosukee for Florida?!?
(the Indians will be sad to hear that)
TRY: Homosassa
…or, better yet…don’t.
https://www.google.com/search?q=homosassa+fl&biw=1600&bih=789&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjNvJm75KDPAhXJkh4KHd3wDq8Q_AUIBygC
I just noticed Effingham on the map. It takes a pretty good sense of humor to visualize that one and put it on the list. LOL.
Virginia has a plethora of ’em, including Assawoman, Bumpass, and Tuckahoe.
🙂
I’m from Georgia and I’ve been in Butts many times. Too many times. I raised HELL in Butts. I mean I tore Butts UP!
They used Kinkler, Texas?
I would’ve picked the more obvious Ding Dong in Bell County.
House shopping on Cape Cod years ago found us looking at a property on Noisy Hole Road in Mashpee, Mass.
Nice house. Just couldn’t do it.
Vietvet
We also have Lickinghole Road
But I think they changed the name of Nigerfoot.
That was between Beaverdam and Montpelier.
Clinton MT just east of Missoula gets my vote
Hey! I live in Negrofoot. Easy big boy.
The old timers here say that the name came from the slave days. A run away slave was caught and his foot was placed on display as a warning to others. A quaker church not far from here was one of the stops on the underground railroad.
“Dykesville” is only 20 minutes away from me in Wisconsin on the shores of Green Bay
@Ann – I can only assume that Blue Ball is a long ways away from Intercourse! 😉
How close is Floyds Knobs, IN to French Lick, IN (home of Larry Bird)?
Canada’s province of Newfoundland has a place called Dildo, and it’s not too far from a place called Come By Chance.
Eugenia Certified Deplorable wrote:
“River Styx, OH is a fine place for Killary.”
Well now, Eugenia, we have Hell in MI. And no, it’s not Detroit….
Knob Lick, MO
To get to Paradise, you have to go thru Intercourse.
I have a meeting in Short Pump today. My non-lewd brain never thought of the place as R rated.
I’d guess that for the Florida deviants out there, Fruitville and Brownville are pretty lewd.
Dickshooter…Bwahahaha. There is an Effingham, Il, sounds worse to me than Boody, but they probably didn’t want to repeat themselves.
Big bone is actually big bone lick, even worse!
Not seeing Granny’s Gap, or Bloody Dick.
@Realist, Dildo NFLD, home town of Shannon Tweed.
Anywhere William Jefferson Clinton lands will be called Blowjob!
@ Frank, I went to Scout Camp near Knob Lick, MO. Can’t believe that one didn’t make the cut.
Morehead City, NC
You forgot Lickinghole Creek, VA.
Tillicum, WA
@muddjuice, Hell, MI is an even better place for the witch
I agree. Right where she belongs…
Shitpickle California.
If there ain’t one there aughta be! Maybe a suburb of San Fransisco…
When I worked for the Post Office as a mail sorter back in the mid 80’s I came across a package for Titsville, Wa. (Ritzville) and another for Boners Ferry (Bonners Ferry) Id. It was quite common to find envelopes and packages like that which made the mail sorters laugh. If the zip code is right it doesn’t matter how botched the name on the envelope or parcel is, it’ll still get there for the most part.
Old Dime Box, Texas
Kountze, Texas
Missed Beaver Dam KY, they did.