A woman jerks the wheel when a spider falls on her hand as she’s driving.
illustr8r said this is her if it was a bee.
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the woman’s name was caitlyn and she was actually jerking something else
When I first heard this story I wondered if it was a typical North western House spider that are about the size of a silver dollar.
Spiders don’t attack people, they only defend. Most bees are the same way. I have a daughter that freaks out over any bug. I try to tell her that’s how people get bit or stung.
I tried that excuse, but it turned out the spider was drunk and I’d been drinkin’ with her…
I was riding in the passenger seat and had this same thing happen. Nobody was hurt, but damn that pissed me off. I’m a lot more aware of who is driving after that.
When I was around 18 I had a Pacifist Yellow Jacket plant it’s stinger in the back of my neck while driving Moby Dick. Moby Dick was dads four door long bed 66 truck. Damn thing had its own zip code. Where was I? Oh yeah, swerved over onto the apron of the road and grabbed the damn yellow jacket and pulled his wings and legs off slowly. He’s waiting for me in Valhalla.
If a few facts were lined up right, she’d be a Black Widow.
I can feel for her.
When I was seventeen and driving to work in Aus, A bloody huntsman appeared on my side window. Huntsmen are harmless but can be about 4 inches across and scare the bejeebusses out of you. I have no idea of how I stayed on the road.
http://australianmuseum.net.au/huntsman-spiders
When I was about 19 I knocked the cherry off my cigarette with the steering wheel on the way to work on the 405 freeway. I had drifted into the next lane by the time I brushed it out from under my nuts. Burnt the shit out of my fingers.
Smoking is dangerous.
Get a bee in your clothes while riding a motorcycle. You’d be surprised how many things you can do at once.
refuse/resist, I got a bee in my helmet while riding out in the desert one day. I ran into something that deflated the front tire and had to walk it back about 3 miles. Didn’t get stung that time, though.
Many years back, I was riding a jeep back from work with the top off and got stung on the neck and nearly lost the rode. I had two coworkers following me behind because we were going out and they were asking me what the heck happened? Then I asked her to pull the stinger out of my neck.
What? Seems reasonable. 😉
Oh, and spiders only defend… NOPE. The wolf spiders where I work outdoors rear up and come at’cha!
A bee got caught in the chin strap of my motorcycle helmet and stung the hell out of me. There was nothing I could do but just hold on. My neck swelled up like I had a goiter.
Deputies made a thorough search but unable to confirm the spider story.