Oh, dear.

21 Comments on Oh, dear.

1. Elvis knows

2. Or at Monday night’s debate.

3. When you’re boarding the plane to go on a vacation that you’ve had planned for a year.

4. Or when you’re debating Donald Trump….or maybe not.

5. Give him a….SAID A GIVE!!!

6. The best: In the middle of wild, rough sex.
   The worst: Lining up a 30-foot putt on the 18th Green.

7. Banging your wife’s secretary…in a chaise-lounge, so they have to toss you into a hot springs as cover. 👿

8. Don’t go down while lip-synching your most famous hit in front of a crowd of thousands. (See: Meatloaf)

9. When you finally meet Raquel Welch, she’s 76 and she’s willing…and your freshly showered…

10. After winning the biggest lottery jackpot in history.

11. before you open your skydiving chute

12. … right after you’ve had your second on-camera seizure, & realizing this time you can’t cover it up w/ the ‘pneumonia’ excuse …

13. Right after a 4 billion Powerball win.

14. There was a kid in our neighborhood whose dad kicked during a poker game.

    Any time would be good time for Hillary. Some better than others, though. Into a flaming fireplace would be nice.

15. During the national anthem while taking a knee.

16. On stage, during a comedy performance, when people think it’s all part of the act.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkWgBK03jlM

17. Wiping your ass on a bear cub when momma bear toddles by.

18. Old joke:

    “What’d your Dad do before he died?”

    (see picture above) “Argggghhhh!”

    izlamo delenda est …

19. Just before Trump is announced as the winner.

20. “Wait, wait – I got this one. It’s ‘Bang, Bang, My Baby Shot Me Down’. Right?

    Right…?”

21. While being taken into custody for high crimes and misdemeanors and even treason.