Paper cuts are not what they used to be. There is too much sepsis floating around to treat any cut as a minor situation.
This guy nearly died from a paper cut. He happened to wander into the right hospital, one that is the foremost sepsis treatment facility in the world.
ht/ fdr in hell
I’m glad a I just get cut by metal. I’ve been cut by stainless lathe chips so sharp if you press the cut back together it seals it self up. I’ve had non machinists tell me I’m nuts but I’ll swear on a stack it’s true.
Acetone in my toolbox for cuts, also super glue.
That’s scary. I get paper cuts all the time from the file jackets we use at work, which are made of a cardboard stock that’s just thin enough to slice up my fingertips.
We’ve been supposedly switching over to all-digital files since forever, but we’re not there yet. The office betting pool is what will we get first, a new contract or paperless files?
I must have an awesome immune system. I get paper cuts, but nothing . . . yet. Germs are afraid of me.
Welcome to the world before antibiotics, where our great-grandparents used to live.
Lot of paper made in China these days too!
Think about whut’s in that…
Paper cut + ass scratchin’…
999 to go.
Colloidal Silver or Oil Of Oregano takes care of all my cuts.
Screw a bunch of immune system-damaging antibiotics.