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CBS Claims Fly On Hillary a “Native American Totem” Sent to Help Her

Tuesday, 11 October 2016, 13:00 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 39

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In a laughable, and disconcerting, attempt to explain away the creepiness of a fly settling on Hillary’s face and her lack of reaction, CBS News proclaimed the insect was actually there to lend its support to the candidate.

The once vaunted network declared it was “really a Native American totem “delivering a unique message” to help her “steady her emotions” after Trump’s attack. The “Tiffany Network” based this on a source which claims to have “life-long abilities” connecting with people, through “telepathy, energy awareness, clairvoyance and clairsentience”.”

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And I always thought flies were attracted to dead meat.

39 Comments on CBS Claims Fly On Hillary a “Native American Totem” Sent to Help Her

  7. I remember staying at my Great Uncle’s farm 55 years ago.
    At 2AM going out to the outhouse, pitch black and unfamiliar surroundings. Now I know the flies in the out house were sent to me from the great CBS Universal Spirit to calm me and give me energy awareness before I shit my pants.
    Thank you CBS Universal Spirit.

    Talk about reaching for straws to spin into gold.
    Idiots, but it plays to the idiots who watch CBS.

  8. How far they are reaching is so sad. Pick them up and plant them down in Nazi Germany, and they would shout out Heil Hitler and speak about how he is purifying the Aryan Master Race, screw the Jews and anyone not Aryan. These people are dangerous and should be put away. To their sicko minds, Progressivism and Globalism are the hew Nazism.

  14. We should bear in mind just exactly what “totem” means. Here’s the OED entry (emphasis my own):

    Among the American Indians: The hereditary mark, emblem, or badge of a tribe, clan, or group of Indians, consisting of a figure or representation of some animal, less commonly a plant or other natural object, after which the group is named; thus sometimes used to denote the tribe, clan, or division of a ‘nation’, having such a mark; also applied to the animal or natural object itself, sometimes considered to be ancestrally or fraternally related to the clan, being spoken of as a brother or sister, and treated as an object of friendly regard, or sometimes even as incarnating a guardian spirit who may be appealed to or worshipped.

    The shit-eating, disease-spreading house fly is very apt totem for Death-eye.

  16. If the fly had lingered a bit, Trump could have approached Hillary, being a gentleman, and swatted the fly on her face.
    “Oh, Donald, you hit me!”
    “If I wanted to hit you, you’d be on the floor.”

  22. Finally they get something right!
    It was a Native American totem, one that signals renewal and re-birth through the decay of the old and dead.
    The Fly, known as TimTom-Kaine delivered his wishes for a quick decay after her departure from this mortal coil so that all the little bellies stay happy. Especially his.
    Another auspicious turn of events: The fly got out of tongue range without being eaten. Had she deployed the ‘Chameleon Tongue’ it would have signaled that she still had fight in her and would bitterly cling to life and office. The fly’s escape signal the end is close and the host is ready to depart.

  25. Still nothing compared to Alicia Keyes’ cultural appropriation last night on The Voice, when she dressed as friggin’ Pocahontas. Being half-black gives her Carte Blanche to impersonate any culture she wants? Like Obama, I guess. These rules are so confusing.

  30. You’le all WRONG! I recently heard from a democratic operative, who shall remain nameless, it was NOT A COMMON HOUSE FLY! It was, in fact, the most recent development in Russian Drone technology! That’s right, Putin sent that robotic drone to the debates for the sole purpose of causing embarrassment and chagrin to the Democratic Candidate, once again, proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that Vladimir Putin is behind the Trump campaign, and is the driving force behind the recent upheaval of support for the Grassroots candidate…

    Heh, I should be careful with my sarcasm, some democrat will actually believe it…

  34. In the middle ages if this had happened during a trial it would have been seen as a familiar of the devil and she would have been found guilty. True story a man accused of witchcraft was winning is case with reasoned argument when a spider was seen in his hair and was interpreted to be an agent of Satan feeding words in his hear…they hung him. We’ve found a witch may we burn her?

  37. The only thing a fly is good for is to eat crap, lay eggs, produce a maggot, and the life cycle begins all over again. The fly found the crap and was happy.

    There’s gold in them thar words.

    We just need some professional-grade pest control in this election.

    Vertebrate category.

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