This is a unique defense –
Mary Beth Haglin, 24, told of the boy’s seduction skills: “He did so with such intelligence and such an elevated vocabulary that I was completely duped by the whole facade”
Look at this monster. I mean look at her…
When I see her I think, “why oh WHY didn’t I have a better vocabulary in school!!??!”
Yeah, yeah, sexual assault… the guy was 17, she was 23. It’s a tragedy.
I’m not making light of this. She should lose her job… and come work for me.
Oh, wait. She already has a new job. She’s a stripper. Not interested. Plus, she has a croaky voice. And she takes selfies and does the backwards peace sign, which, I think, means she like Hillary Clinton, or something stupid.
ht/ rob e.
I made the mistake of going to clubs when I was a teenager to try and find girls. Who knew they were right there in front of me in geometry class?
You mean like grab them by the “Pussy”?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I – don’t have a f*#king chance – Uncle Joe
I had three beautiful girls in my neighborhood only had to walk 50 feet.
My sisters were majorettes they taught me how to twirl 4 batons at once. I was really good at it for a guy. So I started giving baton lessons. 15 girls my own age or older showed up.
I looked like the gayest faggot there ever was. But I got to go out with most of these gals.
I would step behind them and hold there hands while we twirled. Ever teach golf to a chick same idea. Get right behind them and show them.
Dave – did the girls ever ask “is that a baton in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me”?
Reminds me of an English teacher I had in L.A. when I was 17. But I’ve already told that story. She was a blond who kept pet spiders. The spiders were the deal breaker, the teacher was kind of hot.
There’s always a catch.
Well in Idiocracy, a person of such stature, possessing elevated vocabulary (relatively) became president of the US.
And besides, Bubbles never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Having been a 17 yr old lad once, I would have called this a case of scoring, majorly, rather than sexual assault 😉
I should add I was 15 and it was the 60’s. The oldest girl was 17. All friends of my sisters and really wanted to be a majorette.
My father let me know he knew what I was up too. Just be careful he said these girls all have fathers.
Being the 60’s all that happened was a lot of making out at the drive in. That was a date.
Looking back at it today I should have been arrested. Just kidding it was very tame. My sisters were always there at practice.
It’s thrilling! It’s astounding! I never would have believed it without an actual photograph of the actual BIDET in Cedar Rapids, Iowa!
She’s in in the top five for the lifetime achievement award for dumbest cunt ever. Jesus. Really?
I had a hot Indonesian teacher who ended up buying me a new bicycle. I couldn’t ride it for awhile though.
I could show that woman a thing or two, as long as she doesn’t mind an old geezer drooling on her.
Completely refuses to be responsible for her own actions.
She has learned the power of victim-hood and shamelessly applies it.
Portraying yourself as a victim when you’re in the driver’s seat is ridiculous. She’s obviously pulled that trick and gotten away with it many times. It’s a learned thing.
Yesterday my son hit the accelerator before hitting the brakes hard on a stale yellow light he would not have made.
“The truck made me do it!” he said with a smile.
‘Yeah, I blame the truck. That’s the story and I’m sticking to it!’ I grinned back.
Playing victim doesn’t fly for long around here. Their Mother plays that card every day all day. It’s easy for the boys to see what people are trying to pull when it comes up. I guess she taught them well, albeit not intentionally.
The only gay guy in my neighborhood back in the 60’s and 70’s was friends with all the hot girls because he was one of them. He was quite the drama queen.
@ Dave
I blame your teenage raging hormones. You were a victim. What choice did you really have?
Oh, and damn. Good job!
“He did so with such… an elevated vocabulary that I was completely duped by the whole facade”
an “elevated vocabulary”?
like what, this?
“hey Mary Beth, what’s up”?
What kind of vocabulary would you need to impress a stripper named Bambi? I’m guessing Hop On Pop would do it.
As Insta-pundit states in cases such as these :
TEACH Teachers NOT TO RAPE
Translation:
“elevated vocabulary” = MOAR CAWK
@DAVE ~ You were a perv after my own heart. I never would have thought to do something so sneaky and dorky to get laid.
BHO, that funny looking seat thing is supposed to go on that little pipe above the pedals before you try to ride that bike.
Hahaha, Dave! Wish you’d been around when I was learning to twirl the baton. I learned from a Mormon-ish girl, that taught in her parents basement. Yes, the basement. I kept hitting the ceiling and my mother was asked not to bring me back. I was eight years old. Never did become much of a twirler; but, I sure had some kick ass boots 😉