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Suddenly the Jesus Fresco Restoration Looks Like a Masterpiece

Remember the lady that took it upon herself to restore a painting of Jesus?

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Well, we were a little hard on her. We had no idea how much worse she could have done… until now.

It seems baby Jesus might have Zika.

NTDWA– A new head on a baby Jesus statue is causing some to look twice in a churchyard in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada. The head, which went missing from the pearly white statue a year ago, has been replaced by a handmade terracotta sculpture created by a local artist. “It really is shocking to the eyes because of the big contrast in colour,” the church’s priest Gérard Lajeunesse.

Lajeunesse went to several businesses to see if a replacement head could be built. “It has to be custom made. And nobody even wanted to consider it,” he said. Replacing the entire statue would cost between $6,000 and $10,000. “You wonder, if we do replace it with a new one, will we be up against the same situation?” Lajeunesse said, noting the head’s reputation for going missing.That’s when local artist Heather Wise knocked on Lajeunesse’s door, asking about the statue. “She was quite upset about it and she offered to do something if she could,” Lajeunesse said.

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34 Comments on Suddenly the Jesus Fresco Restoration Looks Like a Masterpiece

  1. lolololol first of all,
    Second, did you not ask for samples of her work???
    Do you mother truckers not have internet? email? Do you know about online crowd funding?

    I can’t even. I need a beer.

  2. My first impression is that it is a deviously clever Muslim plot using nice old ladies to destroy Christian art and Iconography.
    MJA: Outstandingly satisfying curse.
    I just finished my ‘Draw the Pirate’ art school application from a Reader’s Digest, I’m hoping to get a crack at restoring the Sistine Chapel ceiling. Adam would look cool with Kapernick Afro

  3. They misread her as. Instead of ‘local’ artist, it said ‘loco’ artist.

    It’s amazing the growth of appreciation you get for real artistic people, when you see something like this abomination.

    Maybe the ‘artist’ runs a pre-school and this was the work of one of the children?

  4. God God, I guess drugs are legal in Canada. Being Toronto and being into cultural enrichment, maybe it’s the head of Big Mo, you know the pedophile king of the muzzies.

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