Safe To Say I’ve Never Written This Headline Before – Mystery surrounds death of Brit found with genitals in tuna can and ham slices on buttocks – IOTW Report

Safe To Say I’ve Never Written This Headline Before – Mystery surrounds death of Brit found with genitals in tuna can and ham slices on buttocks

Express – 

Steven Frank Alford was found by an airport guard tied to a bench in the outdoor area of Malaga airport, close to the hub’s train station.

The 51-year-old’s hands and feet had been tied to the bench using cable ties.

His trousers and pants had been pulled down, with genitals placed inside an empty tuna can and a slice of ham was on each of his buttocks.

After the body was found on Friday morning, a post-mortem held at the Institute of Legal Medicine, in Malaga, confirmed Mr Alford died from asphyxiation.

The Briton, who is said to be homeless, reportedly choked and drowned on his own vomit.

The Homicide Group of the National Police have said Mr Alford suffered from schizophrenia and had a drinking problem.

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I live when they say the person choked on their own vomit. Has there been a case, besides Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs, of someone choking on someone else’s vomit?

ht/ rob e.

9 Comments on Safe To Say I’ve Never Written This Headline Before – Mystery surrounds death of Brit found with genitals in tuna can and ham slices on buttocks

  1. Dying after chocking on you own vomit is very common. People eat a large meal and fall asleep and vomit and they can’t clear the airway fast enough. This happens more often
    with sleeping meds or Valium. Or being drunk
    Very sad.
    Tommy Dorsey
    On November 26, 1956, Dorsey died at age 51 in his Greenwich, Connecticut, home. He had begun taking sleeping pills regularly at this time, from which he was so sedated that one night he died in his sleep from choking after eating a heavy meal.

  2. Spain attracts England’s homeless just as Florida attracts homeless from the rest of the US.
    Warm sunny climate. Cheaper cost of living.

    This one still looks like murder. Somebody tied him, humiliated or sodomized him, and he dies of aspiration?
    Check the local Mosques.

  3. Also, Spain just had a phenomenal tourist summer, their best in 15 years.
    They are openly acknowledging it’s from tourists seeking an alternative from other destinations in Europe that have been overrun by Muzzies and their Jihad assaults.

    That will change the first time some jihadi drives a truck over tourist crowds on La Rambla in Barcelona, or a few IEDs go off at the major attractions.

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