Not really sure what I’m witnessing, but this is the kind of stuff explorers would see and write about in journals. Now it’s here. Thanks.
During this backwater ballet, a “dancer” lights her crotch on fire.
When she returns full of bandages it’s like a punch line.
Multiculturalism is… is not good. It’s not good.
ht/ waitforit
How does a real man get rid of crabs? He shaves one side of his crotch sets fire to the other side and stabs at the little bastards with an ice pick as they run for open ground.
God help us.
living up to expectations, as always
There’s nothing I can say that won’t sound racist. Is that really my fault?
Is rubbing alcohol racist?
The cure for crabs? Everclear and sand. They get into a drunken rock fight and kill each other.
Well I have no idea what ‘Crabs’ are and I assume it ain’t the water kind.
Black peoples are involved so it could mean anything nasty.
I’m sorry I allowed that picture in my mind.
Ok, that’s pretty sick. Probably less racist than waxing?
Q: “Does your pussy burn?”
A: “Don’t know – I never tried lighting it.”
Remember the good ol’ days when black people onstage would merely light their guitars on fire?
Can you imagine the smell? Worse that burning rubber. Euugghh fooook.
Maybe she has a Jimmi Hendrix edition Stratocaster up there?
I heard you should have someone piss on your crabs. The acid in the pee kills them
I never caught the crabs but I saw a guy in the Army who had them in his eye brows. And he had eye brows like Tim Kaine. Weird fuck.
“Can you imagine the smell? Worse that burning rubber. Euugghh fooook.”
Fooken Tommy. Thanks buddy I was just turning in. How the hell am I supposed to sleep now?
She’ll be moving into your neighborhood soon and will enrich you with her diversity.
The technical name is “saber toothed crotch crickets”.
A late-term sex reassignment cauterization.
It is safe to assume that what you witnessed was financially supported by the “arts endowments” named regularly on your local PBS station.
I think I’ll stick with white rabbits coming out of top hats.
I was entertained for a moment by the crotch fire exhibition of Darwinism. Twerking is disgusting so I stopped there.
Her surprise at the result from applying flame to alcohol was particularly interesting.
WTF did you think was going to happen, moron?
$10 says no one there didn’t advise against it or tell her how stupid she was afterward.
$10 says no one there advised against it*
On my first cup of coffee.
Cauterizing a nasty gash…
now, that’s entertainment!
Malia’s workout tape?
The cure for 🦀 Boiling water and butter. Not fire crotch, that’s for crotch crickets
Just another contribution to the elevation of American culture.
Now you know why Space Crickets are always Twerking..
Lets get the second vid of her pulling all those bandaids off that burned skin. At least an audio recording.