I want to believe this is genuine, but she works for The Onion.
Despite her job, this is supposedly authentic. It’s worth a watch.
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Not buying it. Too meaty looking for a lifelong veg.
I have said this since 4th grade – I’m a PETA person. People who Eat Tasty Animals person.
I rarely eat red meat these days-I haven’t been hunting since I’ve been in Texas so no deer but about 6 months ago, I dined out with my gal in Lubbock and had a Texas raised Wagyu strip. OMGod! I’ve certainly eaten plenty of steaks in my life but this steak, seared and very rare, just melted. I have never tasted anything like it.
If you ever get the chance to try it, do it. It was pricey, $90! for 14 oz but what the hey, it was a celebration anyway.
Welcome home.
Her glibness is what seems at odds with a life long vegetarian.
No reluctance. No hint of giving up whatever motive there was for being a vegetarian in the first place.
I would ask her why she was so strict about not eating meat for so long. That takes commitment, which seemed so easily cast aside.
Has anyone introduced her to the legendary tube steak?
I know a guy who was a vegetarian for a decade. When he finally came to his senses and started eating meat again he said, “I felt like I could lift my house over my head, I had so much energy!”
Best line – “I’m gonna such this outa your bone”.
It has always seemed to me that most vegetarians decided on a youthful emotional impulse. Read about anti nutrients in vegetables. Also impossible to get creatine from plants.
What next, Dog bites man?
Fake
Lazlo went Veg for a while in my yoot (probably because of some chick with a pleasing boob/brain ratio).
Lost a lot of weight for a guy who was thin already
I kept craving a steak, so one day I went out and had one.
I was the entertainment for the day at the Coffee Shop as I went through the Life Changing Experience.
I could not talk other than ‘Oh my God’
The sensations of my ALL body’s systems shouting ‘Hallelujah!’ at the same time overloaded my brain.
I had what felt like long dormant saliva glands come online and start firing on all cylinders.
What hit me most was an overwhelming sense of ‘rightness’ coming from my body.
I had two in a row.
I appreciate your testimony, Lazlo. I believe you.
I’m a bit confused by calling this fake, though, since it matches your experience closely.
Looks staged and not very original. Yup, Onion.
I have seriously tried vegetarianism a couple of times, trying to deal with some Upper GI health issues.
It’s not for me. Although on paper I was getting plenty of protein and tons of vitamins, I was always tired and low-energy.
Pro tip: if you’re trying to avoid cholesterol etc, grilled Tilapia is delicious, high protein, low fat.
I’d give her a dollar to eat a soft ice-cream in a cone …
Dadof4, I have witnessed three or four folks eating meat for the first time after a long while. Our reactions were night and day from this lady’s.
The sensations coming from your body are no less than overwhelming.
If this is real I’d astarted her with bacon, the meat candy. Then a meat whistle to add to her enjoyment.
Since she was only NINE YEARS OLD when she (her mother that is) decided to become a vegetarian, that probably means her meat eating experiences was limited to: hotdogs, happy meal burgers, hot pockets and chicken tenders. So, yeah, I see why a medium rare ribeye would bring her to orgasm.
Yea, watch fat chick eat meat for the first time.
Bone marrow? Ask Podesta about that.
Not sure if a lefty outfit would stage a reverse vegetarian experience.
What would be their motivation?