Because this list would surely drive Libs to madness.
Who would you like to see in these positions and/or which would you like to see cut?
Fill in the blanks: [Copy/paste and fill in your answers, please]
Attorney General:
Secretary of State:
DHS Secretary:
Secretary of Defense:
Department of the Interior:
Secretary of Energy:
Surgeon General:
National Security Adviser:
Chief of Staff:
Treasury Secretary:
Secretary of Agriculture:
Commerce Secretary:
Secretary of Labor:
Secretary of Education:
Veterans Affairs:
EPA Director:
Read this article to see how your choices compare.
Attorney General: LocoBlancoSaltine
Secretary of State: LocoBlancoSaltine
DHS Secretary: LocoBlancoSaltine
Secretary of Defense: LocoBlancoSaltine
Department of the Interior: LocoBlancoSaltine
Secretary of Energy: LocoBlancoSaltine
Surgeon General: LocoBlancoSaltine
National Security Adviser: LocoBlancoSaltine
Chief of Staff: LocoBlancoSaltine
Treasury Secretary: LocoBlancoSaltine
Secretary of Agriculture: LocoBlancoSaltine
Commerce Secretary: LocoBlancoSaltine
Secretary of Labor: LocoBlancoSaltine
Secretary of Education: LocoBlancoSaltine
Veterans Affairs: LocoBlancoSaltine
EPA Director: LocoBlancoSaltine
Attorney General: Guiliani
Secretary of State: Bolton
DHS Secretary: Who was that guy who blew the whistle about Fast and Furious?
Secretary of Defense: one of the generals that obummer dumped
Department of the Interior: Cliven Bundy
Secretary of Energy: Palin – drill baby drill!
Surgeon General: Carson and DHHS director at the same time
National Security Adviser: Frank Gaffney
Chief of Staff: Gingrich
Treasury Secretary: Cain
Secretary of Agriculture: why?
Commerce Secretary: somebody hated by the USCOC
Secretary of Labor: Why?
Secretary of Education: Whoever was at the forefront of the common core resistance, to dismantle it
Veterans Affairs: West
EPA Director: Make Palin director of this also, so she can dismantle it just to piss-off the lefties even more!
Is okay to eliminate the some departments first? Like:
DHS
Energy
EPA
Education
Labor
Commerce
Attorney General: Rudy Giuliani
Secretary of State: John Bolton
DHS Secretary: A Fighting General
Secretary of Defense: The Herminator
Department of the Interior: A Cattle Rancher
Secretary of Energy: Exxon/Mobil
Surgeon General: Ben Carson
National Security Adviser: Someone who can say, “Bomb them back to the Stone Age”
Chief of Staff: Mike Lee
Treasury Secretary: Not Sure, maybe the guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
Secretary of Agriculture: A Farmer
Commerce Secretary: Someone who actually RAN a Business
Secretary of Labor: A non-Communist
Secretary of Education: A Conservative Teacher
Veterans Affairs: A VETERAN!
EPA Director: Don’t need one… nobody wants a destroyed environment
Yes, do away with the bloat.
General “Mad Dog” Mathis for Secretary of War! (That’s what it was called before pc fags felt compelled to rename it…)
Press Secretary – Ted Nugent, complete with guitar and rack of Marshalls
Attorney General:Trey Goudy
Secretary of State: Newt
DHS Secretary: Joe Arpaio
Secretary of Defense:Flynn
Department of the Interior:Cliven Bundy
Secretary of Energy:Palin
Surgeon General:Carson
National Security Adviser:Ralph Peters
Chief of Staff:That Son in Law what’s his name
Treasury Secretary:Rand Paul with his Dad as assistant
Secretary of Agriculture: Jodi Ernst
Commerce Secretary:Reince Prebus
Secretary of Labor:Herman Cain
Secretary of Education:Chris Christy (throw the fat bastard a bone, he stood up first for The Donald)
Veterans Affairs:Allen West, Include powers of instant military tribunals with execution power
EPA Director: Ted Nugent
Chief of Staff: Someone who can proofreed, because I can’t.
I read some of the Wikileaks and Pence was never on the many lists they passed around of tiered suspected DJT VP picks. I suspect more surprises for those stil using conventional wisdom.
Attorney General: Rudy or possibly Trey Gowdy
Secretary of State: Bolton
DHS Secretary: Jeff Sessions
Secretary of Defense: Gen Flynn
Department of the Interior: no idea
Secretary of Energy: Sarah Palin
Surgeon General: who cares?
National Security Adviser: um. Not sure. Gen Flynn would be good here too
Chief of Staff: Newt
Treasury Secretary: someone who can use Turbo Tax maybe
Secretary of Agriculture: Jodi Ernst
Commerce Secretary: no idea
Secretary of Labor: GONE
Secretary of Education: GONE
Veterans Affairs: Allen West
EPA Director: GONE
I think they should all be filled by handicapped, homosexual, muslim latinos.
Attorney General: Crispy Creme
Secretary of State: Ann Coulter
DHS Secretary: David A. Clark, Jr.
Secretary of Defense: David Petraus
Department of the Interior: Donald Trump, Jr.
Secretary of Energy: Christopher Monckton
Surgeon General: Ben Carson
National Security Adviser: Rudy
Chief of Staff: Newt (but it’s probably Rinse PreRinse)
Treasury Secretary: Ron Paul (bwaaaaaa haaaa haaa)
Secretary of Agriculture: Do away w/ it
Commerce Secretary: Newt
Secretary of Labor: Ivanka Trump
Secretary of Education: No one ~ do away w/ it
Veterans Affairs: any Veteran that today has to deal w/ this Department
EPA Director: No one ~ do away w/ it
Attorney General: The current NY AG, indian guy, forget his name
Secretary of State: Bolton
DHS Secretary: Giulani
Secretary of Defense: Mattis
Department of the Interior: Ted Nugent
Secretary of Energy: Coburn
Surgeon General: Carson
National Security Adviser: Mike FLynn
Chief of Staff: gingrich
Treasury Secretary: santelli
Secretary of Agriculture: grassley
Commerce Secretary: thiel
Secretary of Labor: rand paul
Secretary of Education: virginia foxx
Veterans Affairs: gohmert
EPA Director: not needed, it should be eliminated. If i have to pick, Rick Perry.
Attorney General: Ted Cruz
Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan
DHS Secretary: abolish the position and dept
Secretary of Defense: Matt Bracken
Department of the Interior: abolish the position and dept
Secretary of Energy: abolish the position and dept
Surgeon General: abolish the position and dept
National Security Adviser: Pamela Geller
Chief of Staff: Lew Rockwell
Treasury Secretary: Ron Paul
Secretary of Agriculture: abolish the position and dept
Commerce Secretary: abolish the position and dept
Secretary of Labor: abolish the position and dept
Secretary of Education: abolish the position and dept
Veterans Affairs: Lee Greenwood
EPA Director: abolish the position and dept
Have you got this far without your head exploding? (-:
Chief of Staff: Gandalf the Gray
Eliminate
The Deptartment of Energy
The Department of Education
The EPA
The Department of Agriculture
The Department of Interior
The Department of Labor
The Department of Commerce
That’s just a start.
Attorney General: Chris Christy
Secretary of State: Newt Gingrich
DHS Secretary: Rudy Guiliani
Secretary of Defense: Gen. Flynn
Secretary of Energy: Sarah Palin / drill baby drill
Surgeon General: Ben Carson
Chief of Staff: Kellyanne Conway
Treasury Secretary: Mitch Daniels
Secretary of Agriculture: Sonny Beck . This dept is huge it has the free lunches, Food Stamps, 3/4 needs demolished.
Veterans Affairs: A veteran
EPA Director: None – demolish it
Attorney General: Rudy Giuliani
Secretary of State: John Bolton
DHS Secretary: Newt Gingrich
Secretary of Defense: Allen West
Secretary of Energy: Sarah Palin
Surgeon General: Ben Carson
National Security Adviser: Michele Bachmann after she dismantles EPA
Chief of Staff: Herman Cain
Treasury Secretary: Rand Paul
Secretary of Education: Sarah Palin part-time until she dismantles it
EPA Director: Michele Bachmann
Please, no Senators or Representatives. Seen their colors. Except maybe Tom Cotton.
Attorney General: Leonidas’ Wife from 300
Secretary of State: Kojak
DHS Secretary: Skynet
Secretary of Defense: Patton
Department of the Interior: Joe Bass
Secretary of Energy: Daniel Plainview
Surgeon General: That chick from Prometheus
National Security Adviser: Spock
Chief of Staff: T’Pol
Treasury Secretary: Milburn Drysdale
Secretary of Agriculture: Oliver Wendell Douglas
Commerce Secretary: Ricky Roma
Secretary of Labor: Joe Bass
Secretary of Education: The Dude
Veterans Affairs: Gunny Highway
EPA Director: Uncle Joe
Ambassador to Libya – Hillary Clinton
H/T – A Rush Limbaugh caller today
It concerns me that few on here want to do away with Dept of Ag. Dont you think feeding the country is IMPORTANT???!!!
I’m going to trust whomever Trump assigns. One thing is sure, all these people are going to go through an exhaustive vetting. Look at the presidential appointment info on the transition website. You better be squeaky clean.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Attorney General: Rudy
Secretary of State: John Bolton
DHS Secretary: Eugenia
Secretary of Defense: Allen West
Department of the Interior: Chief Wahoo
Secretary of Energy: Sarah Palin
Surgeon General: Ben Carson
National Security Adviser: Walid Phares
Chief of Staff: Newt
Treasury Secretary: dunno’
Secretary of Agriculture: Gary Taubes, end the absurd sugar subsidies
Commerce Secretary: combine with labor into one agency
Head it with any kickass Gunnery Sgt, any Sgt. Major with Herman Cain and Ivanka
Secretary of Education: Bad_Brad so he can delete it
Veterans Affairs: dunno’
EPA Director: Bobby Jindal so he delete it
@HoosierGirl, do farmers need the gov’t to tell them how to grow and produce food?
After 4 years of President Trump one would expect the Food and Nutrition Service (SNAP, etc) part of Dept of Ag to be considerably downsized due to lack of need.
Attorney General: TREY GOWDY
Secretary of State: NEWT GINGRICH
DHS Secretary: SCRAP IT ALTOGETHER. NOT NEEDED.
Secretary of Defense: ADMIRAL “ACE” LYONS
Department of the Interior: JOE ARPAIO
Secretary of Energy: SARAH PALIN
Surgeon General: BEN CARSON
National Security Adviser: GENERAL JERRY BOYKIN
Chief of Staff: JOHN BOLTON
Treasury Secretary: ANN BARNHARDT
Secretary of Agriculture: SCRAP THE DEPTARTMENT ALTOGETHER.
Commerce Secretary: HERMAIN CAIN
Secretary of Labor: SCRAP THE DEPTARTMENT ALTOGETHER. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Secretary of Education: SCRAP THE DEPTARTMENT ALTOGETHER. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Veterans Affairs: GARY SENISE
EPA Director: SCRAP THE EPA ALTOGETHER. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Attorney General: Gowdy
Secretary of State: Tom Cotton
DHS Secretary: Pamela Geller
Secretary of Defense: One of the generals 0bama fired
Department of the Interior: I like Jethro’s idea – one of the Bundys.
Secretary of Energy: Jon Voight
Surgeon General: Ben Carson
National Security Adviser: Robert Spencer
Chief of Staff: John Bolton
Treasury Secretary:
Secretary of Agriculture: My neighbor
Commerce Secretary:
Secretary of Labor:
Secretary of Education: Patriot Nurse
Veterans Affairs:
EPA Director: Abolish the EPA
damn, I left out Giuliani and I’m too tired to start over. He gets a top position. Love the guy.
Good answers everybody!
I forgot about Allen West. Should have read the comments first. He should at least have the Veteran’s dept. or Sec of defense.
I agree with Dianny’s list–she included Senator Jeff Sessions on hers. HE was the first and pretty much only Senator to endorse Trump a year ago this past summer. HE stood up against illegal immigration in the Senate pretty much alone. Yes, he looks like Bob Gates and yes, he is quiet but man, he is a bulldog. I definitely want Amb. Bolton as Secretary of State so he can do a 3 Stooges move on the Dims that got rid of him. Remember how he stood up for us against the UN?
BTW, are we getting rid of the UN??
Attorney General: Jeanine Pirro
Secretary of State: Donald Rumsfeld
DHS Secretary: N/A*
Secretary of Defense: Donald Rumsfeld
Department of the Interior: N/A*
Secretary of Energy: N/A*
Surgeon General: Sweeney Todd and Donald Rumsfeld
National Security Adviser: General Flynn
Chief of Staff: Dick Cheney
Treasury Secretary: Donald Trump (he can do both)
Secretary of Agriculture: N/A*
Commerce Secretary: Ivanka
Secretary of Labor: N/A*
Secretary of Education: N/A*
Veterans Affairs: General Flynn (he can do both)
EPA Director: N/A*
* Will not exist
@ eugenia, no farmers dont need govt to dictate how to farm. But I think the agency that collects farm production data is important in cases like a drought year. They would know how much grain they would need to import from other countries.
@Hoosier Gal, true. Having worked for FNS – research, assessment, statistics – there is plenty of over regulation that can be cut out.
How bout the FBI NSA CIA XYZ guys might want / need a real American that’s not riding dirty.
The EPA, BLM and the IRS, three agencies that are proven to have been weaponized against the American people.
Burn them to the ground and start over.
The VA, once a good organization that has been used to line the pockets of an out of control bureaucracy.
DoEd. for the children, really? Get rid of it, the federal government has no business in the schoolrooms.
Attorney General: Rush Limbaugh
Secretary of State: John Bolton
DHS Secretary: Sarah Palin
Secretary of Defense: Sean Hannity
Department of the Interior: Tucker Carlson
Secretary of Energy: T.Bone Pickens
Surgeon General: Due to Budget Cuts This Position No Longer Exists
National Security Adviser: Joseph Stalin
Chief of Staff: Newt, is their any other Newt?
Treasury Secretary: Milton Friedman
Secretary of Agriculture: Some Farmer in Iowa
Commerce Secretary: Paul Ryan
Secretary of Labor: Due to Budget Cuts This Position No Longer Exists
Secretary of Education:Due to Budget Cuts This Department No Longer Exists=It Has Been Insourced to the States
Veterans Affairs: Rambo
EPA Director: The Terminator
Allen West for the defense
@Hoosier Gal:
It’s very important, and that’s why govt ought to have nothing to do with it. Plus there’s nothing in the Constitution to allow it.
Start by eliminating DHS, Energy, Education.
i want newt on the scotus, along with cruz….
i really really want milo for press secretary..
…yes, THAT milo…….