I’m going to make a box of Hillary cereal.
I need a name….
Ebay-
Cap’n Trump is here to MAKE BREAKFAST GREAT AGAIN… Because frankly its been sub-par these past few years. I mean some people are skipping breakfast altogether!
As pop art, this cereal box was designed to celebrate the 2016 election, and feed New York City’s homeless. Every box sold equals two boxes of cereal donated to the homeless. Note: Boxes do not contain cereal!
This box is perfectly size for hands. Big and Trump sized.
This cereal box will elevate your art of breakfast to new levels.
Proudly designed and Made in America
Just like President Elect Donald J. Trump these boxes are going to be huuuuge
Potential use:
You can buy a bunch of these, fill them with concrete and send a bill to Mexico for these colorful crunchy bricks to build the wall with.
A great present for family and friends 🙂
Meghan Kelly did not endorse this.
Neither did Hilary Clinton.
Boxes are shipped flat.
Corruption Crunch
Loser Loops
Stankenberry
Rotten, Drunken, Old Bitch Oats and Clusters
I actually have one of these boxes. It was handed to me on 5th Ave in NYC the day of the election. I put it in a crate with a bunch of Star Wars memorabilia that was inherited from my brother in law.
Kellogg’s All-Brag
Cap’n Crunt
Money Munch Cheerios
Porn Flakes (that one covers the whole rotten mess including Bill and Anthony Weiner)
Cheaties
Honey Bunches of Oaths
Crossed Flakes
Huma Bran…
Seizure Loops…
Deplorable Flakes…
Cankle Flakes…
Two Time Loser Oats…
Rice Cankles…
Clinton Foundation Chex…
Susan Rice Chex…
Lewinsky Flakes…
Hillary Charms…
Raison Bitch…
FBI Chex
Frosted Huma Eats
Caca Puffs
Tapple Jack
Cankle-O’s
I like Cheaties. Good job Al!
Wheeze-ies
Count Cough-ula
Seizurios…
Money Gut Busters
Kinx
Carpet Munches
Life – Without Parole
Cankle Charms….
Toasted Dildos – They vibrate.
Alpha Bytes
Sugar Frosted Fakes
Sucky Charms
Snap, Cackle, and Rot (in prison)
Honey CombOvers
(I guess that’s more of a Trump cereal) 😉
Cheeties, Breakfast of Keynesians
Nut ‘n But Money
Cheaties, Sorry Al
Crap, Al is on a roll!
Honey Comeys…
Thank you Illust8er…I was ceral stuck…
Muffed Rice
Circus Balls
http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/100-best-cereals
(See #2)
Total Crap
Fostered Corpsies
Fruit loops (duh)
Raisin Nut Broad…
Rasian money
Cash chex
I think I better give it a rest after “Fostered Corpsies” – I’ll probably have nightmares shortly!
Shredded e-mail
LMAO!!! You guys are doing great.
Alpha Bitch
Crazy cow
https://youtu.be/XPAvWfJ33Cc
Mooselix
Mini Cheats
Powdered DeezNutz
Campaign Trix
worn flakes
price crispies
cuffs & puffs
Weineez
Stashi
Huma Maid
Honey Graham Oh’shit!
Cinnamon Toast Crunt
Special K(runt)
Fruit & Fibber
Wheatie Leaks
Raisin Foundation Cash Bran
Well I don’t eat cereal. When I was a kid the adults had bacon and eggs and the kids ate oatmeal.
So that’s what I have bacon and eggs or ham.
Sour Grape Nuts
Benghazios
Cream ‘O Cheat
Quaker Puffed Bloats
Bitchies
Froot Loops already on the market.
Weekly Ration.
Calf-calf puffs. And have the cereal shaped like a fat calf, ankle and foot crammed into a sensible shoe.
Sugar Frosted Liberal Tears
http://m.imgur.com/DEBSxu1?r
Shredded Cheats
annie Go Trump
No-Fault -O-Meal
Malto-O-meal
annie Go Trump
Special H
A Hillary cereal? Kaboom.
It Takes a Village to Raisin Bran
Vice Crispies, Cream of Vice
Frosted Mini-whines
Shredded Twat – Bill’s favorite
Special Prosecutor
Goat Meal – for Killary’s Saudi buddies
Wiki Loops
Sugar Schmucks
Kashi Go Left (lean) Crunch
Dirty Trix
Cluster F*cks instead of Almond Clusters
Cankle Puffs
Bitter Bites
Pedo-Puffs
Toast-Toasties
I don’t know what it’s called but it costs $250,000 per box.
Maybe Oligarchy-O’s.
Benghazi Crisps
Cacklin Oat Bran
Spirit Flakes
Honey Butt Munches Of Wild Oats
Crusty Critters
Swampy O’s
Raisin Kaines
Frisked Flakes
Foundation Kashi
Kinky Kix
Halvah Mess
LGBTQuisp
Comey Puffs
Honey Comey
Special Que (illegal alien voters)
Sponge Blob Suit Pants
Total Failure
Merkel O’s
Rapist Bran
LIFE (in prison)
Nut ‘n Horney
Primary Trix
“Clinton Clots” – A thrombosis in every bowlfull!