I only regret that you have no more money with which to buy me.
“Damn the auditors – Full speed ahead!”
You can fool most of the people, most of the time,
A fool and your money are soon Partying
A Penny saved should be sent to us..
There was a Crooked Man
He had a Crooked Wife
The had a Crooked Charity
And lived a Crooked Life
Four score and a billion dollars ago.
A server in the Bathroom is worth two at the State Dept.
If this was a contest . . . “Poor Lazlo” is the odds-on favorite at this point.
Donate generously…it’s for our children.
I regret that I have but one server to put in the bathroom.
Give me twenty million,
or give me thirty million!
I cannot pass up a lie
The Clinton Global Enrichment Foundation is going to really hate Attorney General Sessions’ attention to the details of the largest scam ever pulled off by a former President. Has anyone ever seen such money grubbing by a former First Family. This makes LBJ seem like an unimaginative piker. Drain the Swamp! Lock them both up!
There’s a Monica, I mean, there’s a sucker born every minute.
– P.T. Clinton
Damn, those are some nice Torpedoes
Please Ma’am, have you no shame?
On November 9th 2016 Hillary was told….”I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve”….HA HA HILLARY!!!….
Those who do not remember the past are commanded to repeat thier donations.
The stock market may not have collapsed after Trump won, but I’ll bet the price of a Clinton speech did.
Damm the FBI more donations ahead!
I only regret that I have no more influence with which to sell you. That’s better than the first one.
“Your money, or your wife…”
‘Tis better to have a foundation and lose, than never to have had a foundation at all.
“Take my wife….PLEASE”….
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man how to create a charitable foundation and he’ll steal you blind for the rest of your life.
“Waddaya mean, our checks bounced? IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, CHELSEA!”
The Clinton Foundation and its money are never parted.
‘Gramma, put your left eyeball back in, your teeth back in, and start packing!”
Those who refuse to learn from history… are democrats.
All you need is love – Bill Clinton
Early to bed and early to rise gives a grafter that much more time.
Give me Liberty or give me Tiffany or Kathleen or Wanda.
Me so horny.
One does not just simply donate to the Foundation.
It is the best of times, it is the worst of times.
We came. We saw. We kicked Hillary’s ass.
“The first duty of a man is to grift for himself”
“My pockets become dyed with the color of money.”
“Remember, remember always, that all of us, hillary and i especially, are descended from trailer park sluts and money laundering revolutionists.”
“You are Old Mrs. Clinton,” the young man said
“And your lies are exposed to the light
Yet you continually ask for donations
Do you think at this stage it is right?”
“In my youth,” Mrs Clinton, to the young man said
“Such questions were simply not asked”
Now the young man has died by questionable means
And She has moved on to new tasks
“History is lame stream media lies agreed upon.”
I have seen the deplorables and they are us.
All corrupted roads leads back to the Clintons.
We will accept donations on the beaches, we will accept donations on the landing fields, we will accept donations in the field and in the streets, we shall use the money for me and Hillary, we shall never give refunds.
Round about the table go,
In the handy check blanks throw.
Saud, that swimmer in black gold
with concubines and wives to scold
write the check, your name to jot
Be thou first i’ privileged spot.
Double, double, loy’l and gull’ble
Cash or check, Visa no trouble.
Never was so much paid by so may to get so little.
The architect of our doom
Behind her table sits
And from her throne of power
Condemn those She’s cast adrift
Echoes down the city street
Her harpies laughter rings
Waiting for the curtain call
Oblivion in the wings
The casket is empty
Abandon ye all hope
They ran off with the money
And left us with the rope
“He [Slick Willie] said to them, ‘But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and give them to me, then sell your cloak and give it to me also. ”
(My apologies to Luke 22:36)
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth is for suckers.
(my apologies to George Orwell)
“Integrity is doing the right thing, even ……what am I saying?!”
(my apologies to C.S. Lewis)
‘The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money, but crony capitalism seems to go on forever’
(my apologies to Margaret Thatcher)
When injustice becomes law, I’M ALL IN!!!!.
(my apologies to Thomas Jefferson)
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is the Clinton Foundation.”
(my apologies to John Adams)
“First they vote for you, then they cheer for you, then they send you money, then you haul-ass outa there.”
(my apologies to Mahatma Gandhi)
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we elected Hillary Clinton.
(my apologies to Abraham Lincoln)
In this country, anyone can grow up to be the president of the united States but then again, not everyone should including Barky Bam Bam Obama and Hillary I have a Vagina Clinton!
Never have so many, donated so much, to so few.
And even that is not enough.
Give a criminal a gun and she can rob a bank give her the State department and she can rob the whole world
…stolen from Family Guy:
____________________________________
I only regret that you have no more money with which to buy me.
“Damn the auditors – Full speed ahead!”
You can fool most of the people, most of the time,
A fool and your money are soon Partying
A Penny saved should be sent to us..
There was a Crooked Man
He had a Crooked Wife
The had a Crooked Charity
And lived a Crooked Life
Four score and a billion dollars ago.
A server in the Bathroom is worth two at the State Dept.
If this was a contest . . . “Poor Lazlo” is the odds-on favorite at this point.
Donate generously…it’s for our children.
I regret that I have but one server to put in the bathroom.
Give me twenty million,
or give me thirty million!
I cannot pass up a lie
The Clinton Global Enrichment Foundation is going to really hate Attorney General Sessions’ attention to the details of the largest scam ever pulled off by a former President. Has anyone ever seen such money grubbing by a former First Family. This makes LBJ seem like an unimaginative piker. Drain the Swamp! Lock them both up!
There’s a Monica, I mean, there’s a sucker born every minute.
– P.T. Clinton
Damn, those are some nice Torpedoes
Please Ma’am, have you no shame?
On November 9th 2016 Hillary was told….”I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve”….HA HA HILLARY!!!….
Those who do not remember the past are commanded to repeat thier donations.
The stock market may not have collapsed after Trump won, but I’ll bet the price of a Clinton speech did.
Damm the FBI more donations ahead!
I only regret that I have no more influence with which to sell you. That’s better than the first one.
“Your money, or your wife…”
‘Tis better to have a foundation and lose, than never to have had a foundation at all.
“Take my wife….PLEASE”….
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man how to create a charitable foundation and he’ll steal you blind for the rest of your life.
“Waddaya mean, our checks bounced? IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, CHELSEA!”
The Clinton Foundation and its money are never parted.
‘Gramma, put your left eyeball back in, your teeth back in, and start packing!”
Those who refuse to learn from history… are democrats.
All you need is love – Bill Clinton
Early to bed and early to rise gives a grafter that much more time.
Give me Liberty or give me Tiffany or Kathleen or Wanda.
Me so horny.
One does not just simply donate to the Foundation.
It is the best of times, it is the worst of times.
We came. We saw. We kicked Hillary’s ass.
“The first duty of a man is to grift for himself”
“My pockets become dyed with the color of money.”
“Remember, remember always, that all of us, hillary and i especially, are descended from trailer park sluts and money laundering revolutionists.”
“You are Old Mrs. Clinton,” the young man said
“And your lies are exposed to the light
Yet you continually ask for donations
Do you think at this stage it is right?”
“In my youth,” Mrs Clinton, to the young man said
“Such questions were simply not asked”
Now the young man has died by questionable means
And She has moved on to new tasks
“History is lame stream media lies agreed upon.”
I have seen the deplorables and they are us.
All corrupted roads leads back to the Clintons.
We will accept donations on the beaches, we will accept donations on the landing fields, we will accept donations in the field and in the streets, we shall use the money for me and Hillary, we shall never give refunds.
Round about the table go,
In the handy check blanks throw.
Saud, that swimmer in black gold
with concubines and wives to scold
write the check, your name to jot
Be thou first i’ privileged spot.
Double, double, loy’l and gull’ble
Cash or check, Visa no trouble.
Never was so much paid by so may to get so little.
The architect of our doom
Behind her table sits
And from her throne of power
Condemn those She’s cast adrift
Echoes down the city street
Her harpies laughter rings
Waiting for the curtain call
Oblivion in the wings
The casket is empty
Abandon ye all hope
They ran off with the money
And left us with the rope
“He [Slick Willie] said to them, ‘But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and give them to me, then sell your cloak and give it to me also. ”
(My apologies to Luke 22:36)
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth is for suckers.
(my apologies to George Orwell)
“Integrity is doing the right thing, even ……what am I saying?!”
(my apologies to C.S. Lewis)
‘The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money, but crony capitalism seems to go on forever’
(my apologies to Margaret Thatcher)
When injustice becomes law, I’M ALL IN!!!!.
(my apologies to Thomas Jefferson)
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is the Clinton Foundation.”
(my apologies to John Adams)
“First they vote for you, then they cheer for you, then they send you money, then you haul-ass outa there.”
(my apologies to Mahatma Gandhi)
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we elected Hillary Clinton.
(my apologies to Abraham Lincoln)
In this country, anyone can grow up to be the president of the united States but then again, not everyone should including Barky Bam Bam Obama and Hillary I have a Vagina Clinton!
Never have so many, donated so much, to so few.
And even that is not enough.
Give a criminal a gun and she can rob a bank give her the State department and she can rob the whole world
…stolen from Family Guy:
____________________________________
N.A.F.T.A.
N’other
Afternoon
Fuckin’
That
Ass
C’mon baby … kiss it! … kiss it!