What is happening out there? Is it chem trails?
MIAMI – A South Florida man stabbed his father in the neck, angry that his father wanted to circumcise him, according to a police report.
Alex Fultz, 20, was arrested Sunday on a charge of attempted felony murder.
According to a police report, Fultz’s father was asleep on a sofa in his bedroom when Fultz, armed with a knife, entered and stabbed his father in the neck. Police said Fultz then dropped the knife and left.
The victim was flown to Jackson South Community Hospital to be treated for a stab wound.
Police said officers later spotted Fultz walking toward them, both of his hands raised in the air.
“Don’t shoot. Don’t shoot,” Fultz told the officers, the report said. “I’m the one who stabbed my dad.”
Fultz told police that he was angry at his father because he wanted to cut the foreskin on Fultz’s penis, and Fultz was scared that it would hurt, the report said. Fultz said his father didn’t listen to him and didn’t want to take him to a urologist, so Fultz stabbed him because he was angry, the report said.
Police said Fultz has been diagnosed as schizophrenic, bipolar and autistic. He was being held without bond at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center.
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That’s quite the trifecta. Leave it to these crap writers to not inform us that it’s a distinct possibility that the entire foreskin cutting imbroglio was a figment of the poor kid’s imagination.
ht/ rob e.
I empathize with the kid.
I couldn’t walk for a year after my circumcision.
Of course it was done in my infancy, so I had not yet learned to walk.
What a dick move.
I’ll bet that foreskin is up around his ears.
So, shall we describe him as dick nuts?
Dad wanted to use the lawn mower.
Why does this portion of the post seem particularly apropos, “!snip!”
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of imaginations, which obey their own special laws.
PHenry, not only could I not walk, but I was speechless besides.
I understand the boys’ problem. If he was circumcised, he’d have no dick left at all.
WTF?
He’s 20…why would his old man have any say in this at all?
The kid’s right…he should have Bobbitized him.
OK of all things he could have imagined as a schizo… His foreskin removal???
Was it already removed at birth and he’s just imagining it’s still there?
MJA “OK of all things he could have imagined as a schizo… His foreskin removal???
Was it already removed at birth and he’s just imagining it’s still there?”
Ghost feelings? Like those felt when you lose and arm or a leg? Funny
I feel bad for the kid, the story made me think Pops had sprung a gasket.
I had a pal (Bill) who now looking back on it (30 or 40 years ago) was probably bi-polar or something. We decided we would go over some guy’s house and have drinks and play Billiards.
Bill comes undone thinking we wanted to play Bill Eaters, and proceeds to have an Hilary on Election Night meltdown.
We did what one does in these situations.
We ditched his ass and went and played Billiards, drank complicated beverages, and smoked pipes of peace.
Remind me to tell you the one about the Rabbi’s cat that worked for tips.
I’m calling it justifiable in this case. The dad is a perv.
I understand. They did this to me when I was 2 days old. If I ever meet that rabbi I will……
Schizophrenia, bi-polar, AND autism?!?!
Sounds like the shrink has low blood sugar and is indecisive.
At 20 I was not living at home anymore. Get out of your dads house snowflake.