Towels???
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depressing
Ha! My home town. At least they didn’t come to blows.
Savagery, regardless of color.
Hyenas. Is that racist?
No it’s speciest, Jerry. What did hyenas ever do to you to be compared to this?
Species-ist. Damn spell check
I’ve been thinking for a while that Black Friday was yet another malignant, malevolent progg-tarded tactic to break down yet another sacred American tradition only to replace it with even more nihilistic stupidity
But after seeing this video I may have to reconsider
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like getting trampled to death over a cheap fucking WalMart towel.
Black Friday Shoplifting Matters…
T’was the month before Christmas and through every Walmart
Shoppers were lined up trying to get a head start.
The bath towels were placed by employees with care
On top of the boxes filled with cookware.
When they opened the doors there arose such a scrabble!
Punching and kicking! Oh what a rabble!
Fighting to cram all those goods in their carts
If this happened in Iraq, they’d get Purple Hearts!
But seeing those armloads of terry cloth disappear
What the hell do they say when they’re at the cashier?
With all of this shit the cashiers’ gotta laugh,
“What the fucks with the the towels? You never take a bath!”
^^^ Noice!
Pavlov’s Monkeys.
@Jerry Mandarin
They’re more like a school of piranhas attacking a goat carcass.
Well, cleanliness is next to Godliness.
One out of two is moving in the right direction.
If Walmart was giving away Bibles would they still be there filling their carts?
I am going to have another cup of coffee at home!
“What the fucks with the the towels? You never take a bath!”
@sig94 wins the internet !! LMAO !!
Black Friday. Almost like looting, except you have to pay for the loot. Wholesome fun for the entire family!
Had to go dig the Walmart Black Friday circular out of the bin to see what the deal was. Either a six pack of washcloths or a bath towel for $1.60. Where’s my hat?
One of my under cabinet lights went out around 3PM yesterday. I hit up WalMart for a replacement at about 3:15PM. I saw all the “deals” wrapped in plastic with signs that the items were not for sale until 6PM.
People were already lined up! WTF? You’re going to stand there for nearly 3 hours to save $20?
There was this one old white lady, having difficulty navigating her cell phone and when she finally got through was talking really loud. In that obnoxious, confused, old lady voice; “What TV is it that I’m supposed to be waiting for?”
I walked by and coughed up a, LOSERS!
Good thing nike sneakers didn’t go on sale, the bloodbath would have made isis look like pikers.
Looks like fun,
if you’re a pickpocket
if you like germs
if you’re a public groper with low standards
if you’ve been watching the Purge Movies
if mayhem is your cup of tea
if you can somehow tune out halitosis
if you’re a young, ambitious ambulance chaser.
Looks like a scrum.
Because nothing says “I love you” like getting a towel for Christmas.
I threw in the towel on Black Friday shopping years ago.
“People were already lined up! WTF? You’re going to stand there for nearly 3 hours to save $20?”
People on welfare have no concept of time=money.