DailyMailUK: Scientists create an 8ins remote control bionic penis out of metal that grows when it gets heated to help men suffering from severe erectile dysfunction
- Heat-activated metal implant is inserted into the penis and warms up
- Remote controlled metal heats to eight inches when is reaches 42C
- It is set to help thousands of men who fail to respond to drugs like Viagra
The angle of the dangle is proportionate to the heat of the meat and the mass of the ass. Everyone knows that.
“Steely Dan” ???. MJA, something you want to tell us about?
If it got to that point I think I would just pass on it altogether. What if you really get hot and it wants to grow to 12 inches? I don’t like the idea.
I’d have to bake mine at 350 for an hour.
Brad, it was a mechanical dick from a book that the band took for its name. I forget the title of it now.
That’s 107.6 F. Isn’t that called a fever?
Freeman, you need a blow tourch. That’s what I use.
Freeman, shit, I thought MJA had an old (hot) flame named Dan.
Hot dog!!!
Aja, Imma Coming.
CDV, good for you, MJA isn’t even breathing hard.
They picked a moslem, “Mohammad Abad, 44, from Edinburgh”, to try it out on. Know why? Goats don’t file many lawsuits.
“It’s shake and bake! And I helped.”
Just what everyone needs, hot spunk.
Extra crispy
Dan BTW the book was called Naked Lunch. Look it up. What a hoot.
….Guess that’s one way to beat the heat.
And who gets to control the remote??
Hard, hot, 12 inches? Yeah, chicks HATE that…
Gee Wally, the Erector Set sure has changed!
Like the old hot dog commercial says, “It plumps when you cook it.”
Ok, so it gets bigger with heat. It has a remote control.
Does it have or is it a battery of some type?
I just can’t imagine placing something in my body that depends on a remote control.
Imagine: You lay the remote in a ‘secure’ place,
-your toddler gets hold of it
-your dog grabs it
-your partner gets angry and throws it in the toilet
-and as with things you put in a ‘secure’ place, you forget where it is
Can’t wait to see whut happens when the battery dies.
“Police report finding old Fred laying on the kitchen floor with an obvious erection in front of the open microwave door.
so, let me get this straight – I stick in the toaster for how long?
This will be perfect with the new robotic sex dolls, a heater in the synthgina and maybe some magnets!
“And I helped!”
Heh, I remember that kid.
“Steely Billy” just doesn’t have the same ring.
Whatever you do, don’t click on the video in the article !!
You’re welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hXyALR9vI
🙂
What if a guy wore the helmut off and just needs a new helmut?
/asking for a friend
What if a guy didn’t know how to spell helmet?
“And the damn thing stands up every time I use the microwave, too!”
Why only 8″?
Sam: “Does it have or is it a battery of some type?”
Yes, 4 “D” cells.
Too bad the guy who volunteered to be the guinea pig wasn’t named Tom Swift.