Anthony Michael Hall Looking at a Potential 7 Years in the Pokey – IOTW Report

Anthony Michael Hall Looking at a Potential 7 Years in the Pokey

Hall objected to a neighbor not closing the condo gate. The guy said something, he turned around and pushed the guy, breaking his wrist and injuring his back.

That’s felony battery.

They say there are “special circumstances” surrounding the charge. He’s yelled at neighbors in the past for not closing the same damn gate.

If the gate is supposed to be closed, and he wants it closed, maybe some knuckleheads need to be yelled at. But the pushing went too far. Is it worth 7 years in jail?

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As one commenter on the Daily Mail said, maybe if he cries and explains to the judge that after he made the elephant, the light didn’t come on after he pulled down its trunk.  (Breakfast Club reference.)

Another said he might just get Saturday morning detention. (Another Breakfast Club reference.)

29 Comments on Anthony Michael Hall Looking at a Potential 7 Years in the Pokey

  1. Yes, Roy.
    He’s an actor.
    Vacation, Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, Weird Science, Edward Scissorhands.
    He was an SNL cast member, and he was the star of the Dead Zone (TV show based on the movie.)
    I’m wondering if one of the “special circumstances” is that he’s never sufficiently spouted off any progressive bullshit.

  2. Probation and let civil court handle it. Should someone put their hands on someone else, no, but it isn’t like he pulled a weapon or bashed the guys head in. Make him pay for some expensive anger management classes and settle with his wallet. In CA they let people sentenced to 7 years out in 3 weeks for far worse crimes.

  3. Kicking somebody’s ass was just a misdemeanor when I was growing up and kicking asses. Then they added felony “terroristic threatening” just for telling somebody you were going to kick their ass; so you could still safely kick their ass as long as you said nice things to them while you were doing it.

    In closing, we should kick the asses of all the lawmakers and politicians and lock their asses up for 7 years, then see if they still want to give this kid a life-changing criminal hardening in prison.

    Thank you. 😉

  4. Yea well, I’m a BMF, and I don’t touch anyone. The guy lives in Cali like I do and in Cali if some midget attacks you and you retaliate you are at fault. He’s part of the lib Hollywood machine. Part of the group that has fucked this state up. I have no sympathy. Enjoy your time in jail you bully.

  5. I never kicked anybody’s ass who didn’t deserve it. Most of them were bullies. One son of a bitch threw firecrackers at my little sister. Last fucking time that son of a bitch ever did that. And no jail time. Always the other guy starts and I had to finish it.

    John Wayne creed: I don’t do these things to you and I expect you don’t do them to me …

  6. I dunno, were he in FL, some Condo Commandos have a clause in their by-laws where leaving a gate open gets you 10 years in the pokey, and you don’t even wanna think about swimming after the pool closes at 9 pm.

  7. Tempest in a teapot.

    Looks like the guy tripped over his own feet (with Hall’s assistance).

    Hall should have to pay the dry-cleaner’s bill and leave it at that.

    izlamo delenda est …

  8. @OpenTheDoor
    no, he just pissed it all away on BS, the kind of BS stuff hollyweirdoes usually buy because they’re easily talked into buying shit throughout their lives and cant figure out why they suck at everything and nobody likes them.

    his parents don’t like him either.

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