Trump said before his election that if he won he was open to the possibility that he’d change his iconic hairdo.
Let’s face it. He’s not wearing a toupee, but it is an elaborate apparatus up there that is making the most of what he has. Any new style will have to be for men with thinning hair.
I will be making a new hairdo for him from time to time, and I will keep a collection. I’ll run them all when I have about 5 and maybe we can have a vote.
In the meantime, here’s a hairdo that presumes extreme thinning. Would it be all that bad if he simply threw caution to the wind and showed us his natural pate?
Oh, and I redid his eyebrows, which need to match his new hairstyle.
Very fetching. Although I’m a little wigged out by it
I like it.
Get a dark Pence hairdo just for fun. Drive the bastards mad. Give them something to chat about. The fooking idiots.
No no! Don’t tame the mane! I like him with his lion tresses all whoopsie daisy swept up to this side and that! I don’t think he’s balding exactly- he has fine thin hair and has determined this is the best way to do it for whatever reason. His sister has the same sort of hair.
I’m sure that Melania would be happy about a new look for him- but just trim around the edges.
Very nice. Looks a bit like George S. Patton.
One of Patton’s best quotes;
“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t”.
Ditto, George.
Trump may be like Samson and needs his hair!
As long as he’s president and doing the people’s business I don’t care what he does, says or how he looks.
Oh wow! I really like it Fur! Why not auction off the rights to cut it with proceeds going to a military charity. For another donation you could buy a souvenir locket! And if you haven’t seen the video of Trump shaving McMahon’s hair, go find it on YouTube.
Throw the editorial cartoonist for a loop.
I’m with you Illustr8r! His hair is the iconic link to his King of the Jungle personality and goes with the New Conservative Party’s logo (no more jackasses and shambling elephants). At first I thought his do was too long, but it is perfect for a man who is refreshingly unconventional in every possible way.
I think some Ace Ventura ‘White Devil’ horns would not only work, but make heads on the eft explode.
I’ve always had a soft spot for Mr. Clean. I think it’s very sexy.
And the photo at the top of the page makes him look like a military General.
Go full G Gordon on it.
John McCain?
Great use of the Golden Spiral/Triangle/Rectangle
http://americandigest.org/thetrumpgoldenrectangle.jpg
I would be curious to see Trump with Matthew McConaughey’s or Don Johnson’s (Nash Bridges) hair.
Melania told him if he changes it, there’ll be hell toupee.
Who looks more scary to the rest of the world: clean cut Barry or crazy hair Trump?
It looks like Mooch’s hair when she appeared on ‘Jeopardy’ sans wig. Actually, I think Mooch had less hair. That male pattern baldness.
The man has more important things to do now than worry about his hair, take it to a 1/4 inch and keep it there. This do looks good on the man.
Besides, people pick their presidents based on height not head of hear. Otherwise, we’d of been stuck with Dukakis a few years back.
I’ve come in peace, I have no artillery, I’ve shaved my head in a gesture of good will, but if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
Not thinning, but I do like this one:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154789919789874&set=a.245562164873.169958.678494873&type=3&theater
Perhaps he should go with a Trey Gowdy hairstyle…no, the other one.
Anything but an afro, dreadlocks or anything found on the head of a millennial.
Bald in front.
Mullet in the back.
Kinda like a pro wrassler.
A big punk Mohawk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxDAyUiXphg
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Looks like his hair.
He should just go full badass and shave it.
Going for the Mussolini look?
Just trim the “wings” and he’s done.
Flat Top, baby
99th… I love Patton quotes. ! 🙂
My first thought was Matt Lauer when I saw Trump’s new head. I like it… but
I’d miss the Iconic do. Let’s see some other options. 🙂
Tight trim, square back, flat top. Go for it, like a Marine. Fuck their minds up. Send a Christmas Card to Vlad, with love. Just keep the pressure on them. Keep Chris Cuomo, Chris Matthews, and the rest
of them on their toes. Send flowers to Raul Castro just for the fun of it. Tell them you may want to make New York the Capital again. Trump Tower. Do anything, but keep them busy with bullshit.
But get the job done Mr. President.
That makes him look too……ordinary.
Scare the crap out of the left: go skin head. Shave and polish
Too Matt Lauer.
On the hair, I just time traveled to a young Terrence Stamp, Billy Budd young, and how Pres Elect DJT was once young and very handsome, longish blondish hair around his face, and his eyes all baby blue and that. He was quite a cutie and grew in handsomeness for many years thereafter. Now, well he doesn’t look bad, that’s for sure. Aging far better than Billy goat Clinton, who does have better hair. But the aging Trump still looks fine. So his hairdo – to change or not to change. That is the question. (me? I dunno)
“Aging far better than Billy goat Clinton”
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Meaning bill or hillary?
That is surprisingly hot! But I’ve had a crush on Trump since I was a child so I am biased.
He will need a release from Andrew Wilkow to sport that look.
Put him in a tanner for an hour and the liberals just might accept him.
I have seen him in some strong wind, he has a skunk stripe of bald but hair in the front.
His do is an elaborate comb over. Kinda like Bill Murray in Kingpin.
I like this, Fur. Masculine and sexy. I can’t wait to see what else you come up with.