Patriot Retort – Look out everybody. Crazy Barry from Healthcare.gov is back!
It’s funny. I was tootling around Breitbart’s website just now when this headline caught my eye:
Chris Wallace: Trump ‘kind of the Commander-in-Chief already’
How true is that?
In fact, I think Donald Trump accomplished more in the first month as President-Elect than Barack Obama managed to accomplish in his first year as President.
Which makes Obama’s weekly address today even more pathetic.
What was on President Obama’s mind today? What important message did he feel we Americans needed?
Just take a look at his opening: Hi, everybody. It’s the most wonderful time of the year — and not just because it’s the holiday season, but because it’s also open enrollment season over at HealthCare.gov.
Yeah, the commercials are all over TV. It’s that time of year again! Because it is actually illegal to buy health insurance outside of the window. In America.
Wake me up when this turd is flushed out of office. Thanks.
Daily emails and texts about needing to sign up. I sense some desperation.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!
Did Eddie Antar consult on this mess?
“In fact, I think Donald Trump accomplished more in the first month as President-Elect than Barack Obama managed to accomplish in his first year as President.”
Wow, I’m thinking more than 8 years.
Crazy Barry will you get up
Will you get up
Crazy Barry will you usurp
Will you usurp
Do you think he will leave quietly
voluntarily
I think one of Barry’s biggest accomplishments was bringing US together 8 years ago when I Own The World was launched! Oh, and he was named national gun salesman of the year numerous times.
Doc,
I second that. This place definitely has been more than therapeutic for me for the last several years.
I love this place, it’s my sanctuary web site. Keep playing the hits!
Hey guys. Obama accomplished nothing good for America. Nothing, Nada, Niente, sue gots. Fogetaboutit!
Yup, this is a helluva good place. I know I have a lot of friends here, I just don’t know who you are. Mrs6pak and I just put up our tree, drinking some wine, Merry Christmas everybody!
“Mrs6pak and I just put our tree”
Is that some kind of code for Wild sex? What’s the deal?
Hi. I’m Crazy Joe Biden and this is my brother Crazy Barry Obama and my other brother Crazy Barack Obama!
It’s nothing too wild, but we are in the Christmas spirit. Good times ahead.
Yeah. I frequently get the irritating emails telling me I have to sign up for Zerocare.
Thus far I haven’t figured out a way to measure if I’m getting any faster at deleting them. They might provide more entertainment if I could figure out a way to make a competition out of them.
However, the frequency of their arrival in my email inbox does provide some amusement. They do indeed scream desperation.
Crazy Lazy Barry is on the threshold of seeing a lot of his “legacy accomplishments” get triple flushed. His desperate acts during the next 6 weeks will be something to behold.
I believe history will be kind to Barack Obama, remembering him fondly wowing the world with his teleprompter reading skills . . .