Starting in 2019, if you want to win a BAFTA award, your film must, and I quote,
demonstrate that they have worked to increase the participation of groups that are under-represented in the film industry, such as ethnic minorities, the disabled, women, LGBT, or people from lower socioeconomic groups, in two of the following four areas: on-screen representation, themes and narratives; project leadership and creative practitioners; industry access and opportunities; and opportunities for diversity in audience development.
How much do want to wager that an all gay film, an all black film, an all Muslim film, and all woman film will count as “diverse”?
How can a singular black man win an award? He’s not “diverse.” He’s black.
I’m remaking Guys and Dolls.
I’m calling it, Guys and Dolls and Xes.
How about Seven Brides For Seven Sisters?
It’s a Mad, Loco, skør, խելագար World
Bob and Ted and Carol and Alice and Manuel and Jamal and Muhammad and Horst and Ingrid and Fatima and Murray and Lassie and the Deluca Boy.
12 Angry Gender Neutrals
Robin in da Hood (Robin Hood)
Not enough fags, perverts, rat-people, and miscreants in movies?
Who woulda thunk it?
izlamo delenda est …
Now every poor bastard that wins a BAFTA will now have to battle against whispers that the only reason the beat the competition is because they had better diversity then the others. The BAFTA will now descend into irrelevance. Well one less awards show where actors jerk themselves off is probably good.
Genderless in Seattle
annie Go Trump
The Seven Genders of the World
annie Go Trump
The Mag
The Magnificently Diverse Seven.
This year’s leading award contender if “BAFTA da Future”
All the Servants Gender Identities.
The Under Nourished White Male Supremacist.
Don Queerotic.
I have been sick of this liberal shit for years. I don’t go to movies period and I don’t watch tv.
It’s now a diverse liberal freak show.
Watch Seinfeld,that’s where I first noticed this crap, anytime they are outside. If two
white people are talking a black will appear in the background. Every single time.
I call it, ‘white 2 shot with black in between’
If they take a walk down the sidewalk black people will come out of the doors they just passed.
So I assume the show was written by progressive liberals.
It’s a Mad ,Mad, Mad, Affirmative Action World
Giving themselves meaningless trophies so they can all feel better about themselves.
The Empire Strikes Black
I’m waiting for the remake of Kelly’s Heroes starring a caste of black, transgendered, crippled midgets.
@steven – “…starring a caste of black, transgendered, crippled midgets…”
Not sure if “caste” was a typo or intentional, but if it was the former then it was what you might call, a Freudian slip.
Caste:
1.each of the hereditary classes of Hindu society, distinguished by relative degrees of ritual purity or pollution and of social status
@stirrin… I got a new phone, and the autocorrect is driving me nuts.
Two Drug Mules for Sister Sara
So the Brits have something similar to the Film Actors Guild…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOH9trJLedk
Start a new award program for normal people and let the other one stew in it’s own diverse shit.