The article is clever, but it doesn’t lay the blame on Islam, like it should.
“After an estimated 300 billion incidents of human suffering and death due to war, religious intolerance, racism, genocide, and homophobia, from the years of 50,000 B.C.E. through 2016, this sticker needs to be pulled from retail shelves and all automobiles immediately,” the NHTSA said in a statement online.
The graphic, spelling “Coexist” through religious and political symbols, has garnered thousands of complaints from consumers for inefficacy, despite regular appearance on the rear bumpers of cars owned by progressive Americans.
…said Subaru Outback owner Wayne Darvy of Burlington, Vt. “How can sticker companies just sit back and profit from a clearly unattainable mantra? I feel duped.”
“Unfortunately, with Donald Trump’s presidency, we foresee demand for left-leaning slogan products dropping considerably. We’re particularly worried about ‘Have A Nice Day’ — studies show nice days are highly unlikely,” spokesperson Amy Kane told reporters outside of their Detroit manufacturing plant. “Luckily, the forecast for Truck Nutz through Q3 2020 projects record profits.”
HT/ Sam S.
“…said Subaru Outback owner Wayne Darvy of Burlington, Vt. “How can sticker companies just sit back and profit from a clearly unattainable mantra? I feel duped.””
You were duped you friggin tree hugging ass.
Coexist stickers are standard equipment on every Subaru. The Circle-slash “W” used to be standard, and can still be found on older models.
I went the opposite direction – I have a bumper sticker that says EXIST and it is comprised of silhouettes of iconic firearms such as the AK-47, the AR-15, the Colt .45……
Okey dokey then. Maybe it’s time to round up a couple hundred SJWs and ship their dumb asses to the middle east. They can put their silly little stickers on their backpacks and proudly sashay thru the middle of town. No sense buying round trip tickets.
I have one that says CONTRADICT spelled out in the forms of religious symbols because they actually do contradict each others. As a pastor I can even tell ’em how.
But i’m wondering if this ain’t one of dem dere fake news stories…
Coexist? Okay, you first Mohammed.
Coexist? Okay, you first Mohammed.
Do not fear. The following replacement is provided for all the recalled stickers:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw9UHSxCYAEC9bZ.jpg
Mohammy. COEXIST never gonna happen. Well maybe with ham and cheese
My fave is the “Coexist?” sticker that has the crescent and star wrapped in a suicide vest and clutching a detonator while all of the others cower in fear.