I heard it on the news and thought, “snorkeling? Is that some code word for some gay stuff involving a hot tub?”
Turns out it was actually snorkeling. Nat Geo has gushing coverage of the outgoing dear leader.
HE ACTUALLY CAN SWIM IN 4 FEET OF WATER????????
Looks like waste dropped from a cruise ship to me.
Fucking asshole even swims like a fag.
So his ears serve another purpose than just being grabbed? -Reggie
The word on the street is,blacks don’t swim. Oh…. That’s right he is only half black.
I’d play but I’m done.
Can we fast forward 12 days and pretend that shitstain never happened? And he can heretofore and forever be ignored.
He can play Sea Hunt in his hot tub with whom ever he likes. Leave me out of it. Michelle can brachiate through the trees of DC. Their daughters can smoke ganja and whore themselves out to chuck schumer.
I simply wish to move on and enforce post presidential oblivion on America’s greatest error despite his desire to remain relevant. Relevancy only works if you have a platform. IOTW shouldn’t be one.
Wow, “gushing” is what the article is. All I see is more taxpayer money spent to fund Barry’s entertainment. The guy’s a smug weenie.
First thing I did was look up Euphemism.
@Am I right – Don’t look up “gunt,” especially images.
Where was a fricken sting ray when you needed it?
“Blacks Don’t Swim”
Really, check out the last Olympics. And that guy wasn’t sent home in disgrace like 4 white swimmers. Why you trying so hard to help out Obama?
He’s also a butthole surfer.
‘snorkeling’? … more like ‘floundering’
… or maybe ‘dorkeling’
Them ears are rudders I tells yeah! RUDDERS!
From the looks of it his under wire bra line is showing.
Get a tan dude, on your white side, go tits up, for all of us.
Barry is getting snorkeling confused with a reverse double Dutch rudder or depth charging.
BFH: you confused it with “pork snorkel.”
I’m surprised. Most athletic thing I’ve seen him do. I mean, this guy sucks at everything. He would have been picked last in every pickup ball game I ever played.
obama is “on the down low”.
Never a Great White around when you need one….is that racist?
I am waiting for a wave to pick him up and smack him into the coral.
That sure looks like more of a white guy to me. and isn’t coral poisonous if you scrape up against it? Also Nat Geo sucks anymore.
Shit really floats in salt water.
Mermaid.
It’s the aqua-lung man from the hidden portal of anus!
With fins that big he could visit all the islands.