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Disgruntled Sheep Seizes Opportunity To Attack Shepherd

Sunday, 15 January 2017, 11:41 BFH Uncategorized 29

This is one angry sheep. If only this was Shepherd Smith.

ht/ petrus

29 Comments on Disgruntled Sheep Seizes Opportunity To Attack Shepherd

  14. Was driving down the road with my ranch hand,Junior in the passenger seat. When he pointed to a field on the right, and said “I got my first piece of ass in that field. And her momma was watching.”
    I said “WTF. Her momma watching. What did her momma say.
    And Junior responded “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

  18. Wants more EBT and better Section 8.

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it funny that Free-Sh!t Gummint housing and military insanity share the same title: Section 8?

  22. A Cowboy said to a Rancher, “Is that your dog?” The Rancher replied, “Yup.” “Mind if I talk to him?” “Durn fool, don’t you know dogs don’t talk?” The Cowboy replied, “So what’s the harm? May I?” “Go right ahead.”

    The Cowboy said to the dog, “Howdy!” The dog replied, “Hello.” The Rancher’s eyes pop wide. The Cowboy continued, “Is this your master?” “Yep, he sure is.” “Does he treat you alright?” “Sure does. Every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play.”

    Rancher was dumbfounded. The Cowboy said to the Rancher, “Is that your horse over there?” “Yes.” “Do you mind if I talk to him?” The Rancher replied, “I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can’t talk.” “Well, then what would it hurt?” “Go right ahead.” The Cowboy said to the horse, “Hello.” The horse replied, “Hello.” The Rancher stood there with his jaw wide open. The Cowboy asked, “Is that your owner?” “Yup, sure is.” “He treat you okay?” “Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements.” “Sounds good.”

    The Cowboy then asked the Rancher, “Are those your sheep over there?” The Rancher is horrified and stammers, “Them sheep out there, they’re nothing but a bunch of liars!”

  24. Dumbass driver caused it. Couldn’t wait and pushed them. Had he/she waited a few minutes, the sheep would have been across the road. The animals know when the shepherd is no longer in control.

    We were moving a couple of hundred head of steaks across the highway one year to move from one pasture to the other. Local LEO’s had the highway shut down and an irate driver pulled up demanding to go through because they had an appointment in town in 10 minutes. It took about +/-10 minutes to get the 200 head across. Needless to say, the driver was late for their appointment.

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