I’d ordinarily laugh and scoff at woman who put one of these into her privates expecting some kind of benefit, as purported by Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop website.
Claims like, “queens and concubines used [the jade eggs] to stay in shape for emperors”
“Jade eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing,” and
“a Kegel-like physical practice,” have apparently lead to a sell out of the item.
But the things could be an invitation to a nasty infection, warns an Ob-Gyn.
Honestly, why don’t they just use their head?!
If you combine the rocks with the her vaj steamer, it’s like a little Swedish pooter sauna.
I’ll be waiting for the class action lawsuits to begin.
I understand Madonna ordered one the size of an ostrich egg. It keeps falling out.
So, she revels in a technique which was created for the sole purpose of sexually pleasing a MAN!!
The insipid, self-trolling stupidity of Female Leftists is only exceeded by both their own inflated sense of superiority and inability to recognize flaming, blatant hypocrisy of their entire belief system.
You LITERALLY can’t make this sh!t up!!!!!111111
Not available in stores! Order now before your boss gets a new intern to replace you.
What next….. advocating a Cleveland Steamer® for the (unwashed) masses?
Pro-Tip: This term does NOT refer to a Great Lakes ship.
Even better than a jade egg is a natural, organic lingam.
It’s so fine it’ll make you shiva.
@Der Einzelkampfer January 22, 2017 at 1:22 pm
That is sooo misogynist.
I, for one, have unbounded confidence in their abilty to make sh!t up.
Is the spoon included? Anyone for tea?
I bet somebody could make a lot of money selling GreenWorks electron-energized Yogic Feminine Essence Cleansing machines.
Dang. Messed the photo link.
I guess being a movie star means you’re probably gifted with an above average imagination. However, Paltrow really borders on bat-shit crazy. I think she needs a lithium smoothy before she goes right around the bend.
@scr_north
Paltrow could be infused with enough Lithium so as to qualify herself as a BANNED exploding Samsung phone, and he’d still be battier than Carlsbad Caverns at sundown and nuttier than a fruitcake factory just before Christmas.
But… I feelz ya!
If I obsessed over my privates the way Gwyneth and her followers do I’d be prosecuted as some kind of sex offender.
“Pro-Tip: This term does NOT refer to a Great Lakes ship.”
hmmm…maybe it does.
This woman is way worse than just the asshole most k ow her to be, she actually endangers lives. Has she never heard of toxic shock? From what I know it’s not really that common, but this insane practice she encourages invites it.
I’m not sure what anybody would make of a million man march around the Johnson.
All this sounds more like a fixation what with the vaginal weight lifting, secreting of eggs and wearing pussy cat hats. If you sent your kids to school with this stuff you’d lose them.
WOMEN WHINING, FLASHING LOW-HANGING BOOBS, PUTTING BOULDERS IN THEIR PUSSIES, DOING SQUATS WITH THEIR VULVAS!!!
ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN US INTO DANGEROUS FAGGOTS LIKE MILO???
What a dumb ass.
would any of you guys date this woman
what a clinical pain in the ass
what an ordeal the bed scene would be
turnoff
So where did Reggie Love put it?
Just to think that 24 hours earlier that was a freshly laid hen’s egg. Avoid the Paltrow Zone at all cost.
Gotta stretch that hoal to burn that coal….