Some people will fall for anything.
Touted as a “stunning” hotel room in the Swiss Alps, Null Stern (as in, no stern, or bow or aft), offers a bed on a slab.
A cabin nearby is occupied by some dude (who will be watching you with his binocs as you screw under the stars.) He’s your room service.
All this can be yours for only $210 a night.
If you’re interested I have a luxurious bathroom you can use for just 15 bucks a dump.
He’ll bring you toilet paper—>
ht/ fdr in hell
So he went into the middle of nature, and poured a slab of concrete.
Sounds like rich liberal environmentalism. In which case, why not voyeuristic sex?
Love me some outdoor camping, in a bivy sack under the stars, with the nearby song of coyotes. And a very nice air mattress. No need for someone to build me a bedroom.
Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, after he has his easy meal.
Not piling on. I’m a yuge fan of allowing people to spend their money however they please. If this is how they get their jollies, then they should knock themselves right the heck out.
I actually admire people who can separate dumbfucks liberals from their money. I’ve been scheming on a business model to do just that.
The Swiss Alps…the Swiss Alps…Beautiful, yes. But DAYUM! There’s a reason there’s snow on some of those alps. Gives a whole new meaning to “all night long”, don’t it, baby?
“Can’t climax…cold will kill me…can’t climax…cold will kill me…”
A fool and his money…….
I rank this right along the Pet Rock fad from the 70’s.
I had a pet rock…called em Rocky…..We were at the Lake one day
and He just skipped out on Me…….
and I wasn’t going to drink today
I’m tellin’ ya’, I just about pulled the trigger on my idea for goat yoga and what the heck happened? The VERY NEXT DAY, there’s some dumb progressive (who will probably give all that money to some other dumb progressive to run for elected office!) was on the internets!! Her biz model was a little different than mine — I had in mind to have the goats actually doing the yoga themselves.
What about the ice hotel that may or may not still exist in Iceland or some other Nordic hell hole? Remember that one?
Nothing says comfort than below zero baby.
Well, if someone is watching you with binoculars at any time of the day or night, then where’s the private communion with Nature? Seems it defeats its own purpose.
If he was a Christian and two sodomites wanted to reenact Brokeback…
@PHenry
I have just the idea for you. For a price.
@pushy galore. Money is no object. Haha. I saved a bundle cancelling my trip to Hillary’s coronation.
… just an expensive sleeping bag …
AA: Goat Yoga or Goat Yogurt? There IS a difference, ya know.
I just sent NASA the GPS coordinates of that bed pad.
They’ll gigapixel it.
Oh, I hope no one with a drone hacks the email. :-O
@Sylvia at 10:06 pm
Bed Pad Coordinates Acquired
Mad Dog GigaPixOne No LOS ATM
MAGADOG MegaPixSix On The Spot
http://picpaste.com/Bed_Breakfast_Beyond_Alpine_Zone_11.jpg
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CDV
I’ll put up a little tent for you here in my backyard
in Guam, I’ll even provide TV dinners, mosquitos, shrews,
geckos, and skinks for live entertainment.
$100 bux a night!!
What happens when it rains?
DataACK
@Sylvia at 10:06 pm
Bed Pad Coordinates Acquired
Mad Dog GigaPixOne w/Kirk Orbit ATM
MAGADOG MegaPixSix On The Spot
http://picpaste.com/Bed_Breakfast_Beyond_Alpine_Zone_11.jpg
http://picpaste.com/Bed_Breakfast_Beyond_Alpine_Zone_13.jpg
http://picpaste.com/Bed_Breakfast_Beyond_Alpine_Zone_15.jpg
http://picpaste.com/Bed_Breakfast_Beyond_Alpine_Zone_17.jpg
12,14,16 are for the Intrepid
CDV
So, this is what you do with the slab for your new house after you get divorced..