Tostitos Breathalyzer Bags Can Detect if You’re Drunk—and They’ll Even Call You an Uber.
The corn chip giant has developed a special bag, available for a limited time, that can detect if you’ve had too much to drink. Super Bowl Sunday usually sees a high rate of alcohol-related accidents and deaths. With the goal of preventing intoxicated football fans from driving after the big game, the all-black packaging changes if it detects trace levels of alcohol on your breath. If it does, a red steering wheel and the words “Don’t Drink and Drive” appear on the bag. If no alcohol is detected, a green circle appears instead.
ht/ all too much
Let the lawsuits begin.
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How about a bag that alerts you when your CEO is gonna say something stupid and results in a boycott? Remember this ” My employees are in mourning. Are we safe?” None of their products in my house since the election.
Yea…No
Okay, then. If not Big Brother, then Big Corn Chip. When will this end….
The inventor should take the Tostitos Bag Challenge.
Your supposed to eat em, not snort em.
an if your face is in the bag ?? Well you probably are too. Haaaaa
annie Go Trump
WTF! Git yer chips outta my chips!!
whenever my chips start talking to me … I know it’s time to stop drinking
… special bag, or not!
Mmmm, no. I don’t talk to my chips and they have never talked to me.
But Ossifur, the Tostitos bag said I wuz okay to, to (insert a Foster Brooks’ism) drive.
WTH’s next, the 4-20 Celebration Bag? While you’ve got the munchies after hitting the refer celebrating 04-20, you know you’re wasted because the bag giggles uncontrollably at all stupid sh… stuff you’re saying?
What happens if you just got stinkbreath? Does the bag call a doctor or the undertaker?
power to the chip bags!!!……if only they had fists …..
so sad
no, not buying it…..ever…..make my own chips if i have to….
Hey Tostitos….Fuck off, it none of you business!!
Correction: Hey Tostitos….fuck off, it’s none of your business!!
Uber Driver: “OK, that’ll be $17.95.”
Me: “Shcrew that. (hic) I din’t call you.”
Uber Driver: “Your potato chip bag did.”
Me: “Well, then – I guessh you’d better call Doritosh for your $17.95 then, huh? Tell them I shaid to give you a good tip, too. Thanksh for the ride…”
If you wrap the Doritos bag around the interlock and blow, I bet you get to drive home.
I never understood drunk driving, just keep it between the paint, it’s not that difficult.
How about a bag that installs itself
on the chick you are with IF you are drunk?
Like, something useful please?
Yeah, blame the black bag.
(smh)