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(Impromptu Contest Alert)
To boost flagging ticket receipts, theaters are beginning to peddle booze.
Milk Duds just ain’t paying the bills.
Hey, this could be a contest – DRUNK A MOVIE.
The Three Muscatels
Faced in the Crowd
Seven and Seven Ups
Saving Private Reserve
Day For Night Train
William Shakespeare’s Gimlet
The Wizard of Ouzo
Pina Coladaral Damage
Who doesn’t want to pay $19.99 for a beer?
I wonder if spiiled booze and vomit will make the floors any less sticky?
Screwdriving Miss Daisy
Sex on the Beach Blanket Bingo
Tuesdays with Merlot
A Bull Shot in the Dark
Glenngarry Glenfiddich
Crocked Dundee
That has been happening for awhile. Still wouldn’t help me to tolerate the liberal elite morons that can’t keep their mouths shut – Streep, Damon, Affleck — anyone in any of their stupid anti-Trump videos et al.
The DVD killed all movie theaters for me, I haven’t been to one since the 90’s.
1.) Booze is cheaper at home
2.) I can hit pause at any time to take a leak
3.) I don’t have to deal with people
4.) By the time a movie comes out on DVD, etc., it’s well known if it will be any good.
5.) My leather couch is way more comfortable than any seat in a movie theater.
6.) Hollywood sucks anyway
Days of Wine and Four Roses
Hair of the Dog Day Afternoon
Turner and Hooched
Bar Wars
Mad Dog 2020 Max
Tipsy Rose Lee
Home For the Alcolholidays
Who’s gonna sell it? Most movie theater workers are about 16 years old.
The Beer the Scotch and the Ugly
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewater
The White Russians Are Coming, the White Russians Are Coming
Desperately Seeking Syrah
Black and Tan Beauty
Cabernet
Life is a cabernet old chum
Who in there ‘right’ mind would pay to see a movie at a movie theater?
Last movie I saw at a movie theater was Star Wars.
I don’t watch any movie made after 1949
With Beer to Eternity
Harvey Wallbanger
Bar Wars
New Jack Daniels City
Singapore Sling in the Rain
Bar Wars
Meet the Miller Lite’s
My Favorite Martini
Casablackout
The Long Island Iced Tea Goodbye
The Kegs of Navarone
Hey, how about Bar Wars. Nobody thought of that one yet.
The Long Drunken Sloppy Kiss Goodnight
EJ: The Extra Shitty Brandy
50 Shades Of Grey Goose.
The Trial of Billy Jack Daniels
The Hurt Schnocker.
The Name Of The Rosé.
Tippler On The Roof.
Rio Bravo-starring John Wayne and Dean Martini
A Shot of Bourbon in the Dark
The Right Stoly
One Flew Over the Curaçao’s Nest
The White Russians Are Coming The White Russians Are Coming!!
When Michael Calls Drunk
Two Drinks For Sister Sarah
Gone With The Booze
Brokeback Mount Gay
Silent Rumming.
Moonshine Struck
How Stella Artois Got Her Groove Back- starring Whoopi Goldschlager
Ellen Brewkovich
Drunk Driving Miss Daisy.
Saving Private Rye
12 O’clock High (no change there)
Falling Down Drunk.
The Dirty Twelve Pack
I Married a Gin Guzzler
The World According To Barf.
Soberless In Seattle
Citizen Keg
The Booze Brothers
Days of Wine and Roses
Smashed to the Future
With Fifth You Get Eggnog.
The Untappables
Tequila Sunrise. No, wait..never mind.
Hangover Em High.
Crazy Larry, Bloody Mary
Isn’t this call “Cinema and Draft House” that been around for a while?
Flasks of Our Fathers
There Will Be Bloody Marys
The Sparkling Waterboy.
Mr. Lush Goes to Washington
Fifty First Drunks
The Forty Year Old Vodka
High Plains Snifter.
No Country for Old Scotch
Blender In The Grass.
Cool Hand Puke
Mai Tai Bodyguard.
The Kahlua Kid, and
The Kahlua Kid II
Sloe Gin Luke
The Lager Sanction.
Mary Popov
They call me Me Tibbler
Pissed Congeniality.
Night of the Drinking Dead
The Three Muscatels
I Was a Teenage Beerwolf
“The Three Muscatels”
Shit, sorry, just read the lead-in.
La La Lounge
Twelve Angry Men Fighting Over A Cell Phone.
All The President’s Gin
I Now Pronounce You Upchuck And Larry.
Grand Tequila
“Get off my bar!”
Schindler’s Pissed
(I mean no disrespect 👁❤️🇮🇱!)
Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of Doom (for the few non-drinkers)
The Thomas Crowne Royal Affair
Fahrenheit 90 Proof
Soylent Annie Green Springs.
Nightcap on Elm Street
Escape From Alkie Trance.
The Beer Witch Project
There’s Something About Bloody Mary’s
12 Angry Orchards
Five Boozy Pieces
Cleopatrone
For A Few Drinks More
Beerwolf in London
Bingee
Flashdrunk
Weekend At Beer Steins
Return To Bender.
The Maltman Prophecies
To Stir With Love.
Singapore Slingblade
Dunga Gin
Sidecar Named Desire
The Lion in Vintner
Pour Whiskey For Me
Brew Grit
The Last Pitcher Show.
Black and Blue Velvet
Raging Boilermaker
I’ll Take Brandy Manhattan
Absinth of Malice
Glengarry Glenlivet
The Alcohol Queen
Last Tanqueray in Paris
Robinson Crusoe On Dewars.
Pride and PBR
Who Framed Roger Rotgut
The Year of Living Drunkedly
Happy Hour Gilmore.
In Cold Beer
How Green Was My Vodka
There’s Something About Bloody Mary
Grumpy Old Crows.
Full Malted Jacket
Oops, sorry, Jimmy beat me to that one…
From Beer To Eternity.
Boyz N the Hooch
All Quiet on the Western Froth
Bud Girls Are Easy.
Razing Arizona
The Red Label of Courage
Beer Me in St. Louis
Michelob on 34th Street
Citizen Grain.
Our Miss Foster Brooks.
The life and times of judge Jim Beam.
Forrest Glump
Norma Rye
Of Mugs and Men
The Big Lebrewski.
The Postman Always Drinks Twice
9 To 5 O’Clock Somewhere
Rosemary’s Bottle
They Shoot Jagers, Don’t They?
What’s Eating Gilbert’s Gin?
Jagerbombs Away.
Gad DAMN am I getting thirsty!
Mackenna’s Tuborg Gold.
Harry’s Potted And The Philosopher’s Stoned.
Hannibal Riesling.
National Lampoon’s Animal House
Lost Weekend
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finlandia
Grape Expectations
Chitty Chitty Beer Bong
Virtual reality 3D beergoggles
The Flintstoned
Where the Buffalo Rum
Steel Reserve Magnolias
Children Of A Lesser Grog.
Valley of the Dewars
The Shooterist
The Green Bile
Willy Wokka and the Chocolate Colada
The French Concoction
Zima Vapata!
Bridge on the River Mai Tai
Platuned
Vanishing Pint.
La Bombeda
Dr. Zhivodka
Fried Stewed Tomatoes
The Olde English Patient.
When Harry Met Smirnov
The King Cobra And I.
Flight of the Naviguzzler
Ale-ian
The Princess Fried
Rollerbar
Children of the Corn Liquor
Pet Semetanqueray
Pabstton
Sour M*A*S*H
Disney presents, The Little Barmaid
God’s Little 40
DUI on 34th Street
The Birth of a Natty
Three Coins in the Foster’s
Beauty and the Yeast
Bar Wars 3: Revenge of the Fifth
Liquor Store Cowboys
Beer and Liquor in Las Vegas
The Disoriented Express
Bob & Carol & Beer & Whisky
In Cold Bloody Mary
How Green Was My Liver
Cirrhosis de Bergerac
No Time For Smirnoffs
Meet Me at St Pauli’s
Bringing Up Budweiser
The Natural Light
A Lager of Their Own
The Day The Earth Started Spinning
Planet of The Grapes
The War Of Cirrhosis.
Chivastown
Forget abou’ .. it ….. Jake. it’s …….. it’s — geez, forgot what I was going to say
Thirsty Harry
Saturday Night Coma
Tippler On The Roof
The Summer of ’40 ounce
The Garden of the Finzi Martinis
Little Toasted Annie
Three Men and a Pink Lady
Classic Line from “Thirsty Harry”
(To the bartender) Uh uh .. I know what you’re thinking. Did he down six shots or only five. But seeing as how this is a Colt 45, the nastiest piss water in the world and will probably make me puke my guts right up, you got to ask yourself one question. Do I want to serve him?
Well, do ya, punk?
Mr. Schmidt Goes To Washington
A Bridge To Bar
Mad Dog Max Beyond Thunderbird
Falling Down, with Michael Da-glass…
Mash Fiction
They Pickled Hitler’s Brain
Debbie Does Drunks
Attack of the Killer Tequilas
Wag A Salty Dog
Cognac the Barbarian
The Neverending Bottle
DOA – Drunk On Arrival
Ministry of Beer
The Man Who Drank Too Much
Splendor in the Glass
Vodka on the rocks Straight up.
annie Go Trump
Some Like It Hot Toddy.
The Last Of The Mojitos.
Daiquiri Soup.
Sex On The Beach Blanket Bingo.
Salty Dog Day Afternoon.
Cleaning up popcorn puke wasn’t enough, now puke will be beer and popcorn
Ben Hurl
Ditch Water Horizon
Inglorious Boozesters
O Bottle, Where Art Thou?
They are all so great, how are you ever going to pick a winner?
High Anxiety- no change there. Got to be one of my fav fav fav movies!
Butt Light!
John Sick – The Battle of the Barflys
High Nooner.
One Eyed Cognacs.
Michelob Dark Passage.
The Appletini Gang.
White Claw Can’t Jump.
The Night Train Robbery.
Annie Green Springs Get Your Gun.
Falstaffing Down.
Mackenna’s Tuborg Gold.
2 am naked hammer fight club
.
AKA The pelosi files
does anyone know what I did last night?