Shariabucks Coffee – IOTW Report

Shariabucks Coffee

The coffee is to die for.

39 Comments on Shariabucks Coffee

  1. Lazlo travels a lot
    I am buying an Thermos.
    I used to go in there now and then, basically to hear the crazy shit people order, then order ‘coffee’. That and most road coffee tastes like hot brown water.
    But now I shall brew my own and carry my thermos in case I see some liberals accosting an American flag.
    A Thermos keeps hot drinks hotter when it has a few dents

  2. I would boycott the snot out of these guys but I never go there in the first place.
    But I do get a kick out of people who carry their Starbucks cup around all day like a badge of honor.

  3. My ex was a heavy coffee drinker…..

    what you’d describe as a coffee nut/connoisseur…..

    she always said buy your coffee from McDonald’s…..

    something about it always being and tasting fresh.

  4. As a kid I woke up to the smell of mom’s coffee on the stove–fresh brewed grounds. Now I am to lazy so all I do is micro some water and spoon in some Folgers instant. Never have gone to a star bucks.. costs to much. and I dislike yuppies…. to old to put up with their chit….. 🙂

  5. My wife liked Starbucks. But after seeing the news today, she’s added them to her Permanent Boycott list.

    Easy to cross off our list. Not a need, just a habit.

    Hiring 10,000 angry/unskilled/semiliterate Muslim men fresh from ME hellholes is just phoney virtue-signaling PR.

    If they actually do put Muslim men behind the counters, they’ll steal the franchise blind and the Jewish-princess-pussyhat customers will feel “uncomfortable” and drift away elsewhere.

    The Left destroys everything it touches.

  6. My wife liked Starbucks. But after seeing the news today, she’s added them to her Permanent Boycott list.

    Easy to cross off our list. Not a need, just a habit.

    Hiring 10,000 angry/unskilled/semiliterate Muslim men fresh from ME hellholes is just phoney virtue-signaling PR.

    If they actually do put Muslim men behind the counters, they’ll steal the franchise blind and the Jewish-princess-pussyhat customers will feel “uncomfortable” and drift away elsewhere.

    The Left destroys everything it touches.

  7. BFH, something seems awry either with the comments software or with my phone.
    My comments over several threads either disappear after sending or post as “anon”.
    I’m also seeing an unfamiliar challenge screen. Someone else posted similar issue. Just FYI.

  8. i tried their coffee once.

    it would be funny now to walk in and order a cup. when they ask your name, tell ’em mohammed. Then sit back and wait for them to call your name.

  9. I like coffee, but starbucks is way too expensive. i buy seattles best, which BTW is the same frigging company as starbucks. same address on the packages, just a lower bean quality and 1/2 the price compared to starpukes.
    but, I can live without it, the question is how long can shartphuqes live without my money. in fact, i think i’ll start drinking turkish coffee again. it’s not really turkish, is italian cafe ia buya it ata de italiano store ana justa mak ita ina ibrik. justa lika dis:
    http://www.howtobrewcoffee.com/Turkish.htm

    too much of it and you’ll turn into Stan the coffee guy from Mad TV
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJn5MrBy1A0

    GoodTimes

  10. When you barista or what ever the fuk they call themselves hands you your double late mock BS coffee with his left hand and smiles you may be in for a new kind of experience.

  11. I have a Bunn coffee maker and several thermoses. I buy whole beans and grind them for each pot. I make good coffee, and its cheap. Starbucks is bitter and expensive, so I don’t buy their swill. Boycotting it is easy.

  12. Much ignorance about espresso is being expressed here. Give it a rest you silly guys.
    That said, I am sick to death of cheap shot Garrison cartoons. He has all the subtlety of a bucket of concrete.

  13. i like that coffee that you get at truck stops. The truck stops you always see in those B grade movies. The ones with that tawdry tramp with the low cut sweater giving you the evil eye from over the counter. yah, that one with the lonnng legs and th….wait. Thinking of Nick Danger, Third eye.

    Anyway i like that coffee that you get a truck stops.

  14. GetGo Sumatra Blend or Circle K is fine by me and a fraction of StarButt’s price. Their lemon pound cake is good, however, it’s lot cheaper to make at home. Too many 98 pound, skinny jean wearing, high whiney voiced, fruitloop alleged men in Starbutt’s any way.

  15. I want to get some raw beans and roast them out back in a tin like at Valley Forge.
    One of George Washington’s favorite memories was the smell as the soldiers roasted their morning coffee beans.
    I would like to smell that smell on a cold morning.

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