This is the DEFINITIVE “find out what you are politically” quiz.
Sent in by Petrus.
Here were my results-
You’re on the right and collective quadrant of the political compass! You believe in a strong military, an efficient government to intervene when necessary, low taxes and a free market economy. You value tradition, hardwork, and you tend to respect religious authority. You’re patriotic and sceptical of people looking for a hand out. You believe in government institutions and you have a strong sense of belonging to those with the same nationality as you. You believe in individual freedoms, but you also take into account tradition and social order. Anarchy and communism are your worst nightmares! Ronald Reagan is most likely one of your personal heroes! What do you think? Is this accurate?
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My take on the analysis-
You’re on the right and collective quadrant of the political compass!
Very well.
You believe in a strong military, an efficient government to intervene when necessary, low taxes and a free market economy.
Yes.
You value tradition, hardwork, and you tend to respect religious authority.
I don’t believe hard work is one word, and I do not knee-jerkingly respect religious authority.
You’re patriotic and sceptical of people looking for a hand out.
I’m skeptical of an analysis with so many spelling errors. I am patriotic, yes, and I am leery of people claiming hardship. I want to see their lifestyle before I give a handout.
You believe in government institutions and you have a strong sense of belonging to those with the same nationality as you.
No, and no.
You believe in individual freedoms, but you also take into account tradition and social order.
Very well.
Anarchy and communism are your worst nightmares!
I wouldn’t word it like that, but yes.
Ronald Reagan is most likely one of your personal heroes!
He’s the president, in my lifetime, that most closely represented my ideals.
What do you think? Is this accurate?
Not really, but close.
I took it and my star landed in the exact same place. Go figure..
Felix Stablum needs to ask questions like:
Do you believe burning cars and property is a vallid form of polotical expression? Without this how can you tell how far left you are
Mine too.
That chart doesn’t leave much room on the right side for what the majority of America believes in…
That is exactly where I landed also, BFH.
How can they squeeze progressivism in-between conservatism and libertarianism?
I didn’t know EVIL had so many different names.
It says I’m a right-wing, capitalist, redneck, hater with a bad attitude and a penchant for fine firearms. Hmmm…
I got the same exact location and description. This is nowhere as good as the Nolan Chart.
https://www.nolanchart.com/survey-php
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Same-same.
same as everyone else I choose to associate with.
You’re on the right and collective quadrant of the political compass! You believe in a strong military, an efficient government to intervene when necessary, low taxes and a free market economy. You value tradition, hardwork, and you tend to respect religious authority. You’re patriotic and sceptical of people looking for a hand out. You believe in government institutions and you have a strong sense of belonging to those with the same nationality as you. You believe in individual freedoms, but you also take into account tradition and social order. Anarchy and communism are your worst nightmares! Ronald Reagan is most likely one of your personal heroes!
Lower right quadrant. Interesting even with spelling errors. I think mine was fairly accurate.
Same
Same as you, BFH.
… another exercise in mental tribal masturbation
although I scored exactly the same as Fur & most others, frankly, the questions were much too general (as in practically every other click-bait questionnaire) to illicit a definitive profile
(wow, ain’t I a little shithead tonight?!!!)
I admittedly tried to skew the results, and ended up as a weird combination of lefty and libertarian. Libertarian I can see – I have many libertarian tendencies – but a leftist? How can these two philosophies be reconciled? Leftists believe in the ultimate supremacy of government and idealogical conformity, while libertarians don’t.
I was aiming for communist or left-wing socialist, but I seem to have missed badly.
HEY!!! … how the phuck did I get to be ‘Anonymous’?
Sorry, I guess I can’t play with you all anymore since I landed in the Right Libertarian quadrant, between Anarcho-Capitalism and libertarian. Didn’t realize I had a mental illness, so I am off to Seattle to burn some businesses that cater to ‘The Man’ and pepper spray some neo-nazis because I heard we are supposed to or something. Anyways, fight the power and stuff.
Did we all get the same results?
I should have scored better, but they didn’t even ask about putting undesirables in concentration camps.
So…Liberalism is the dead center point of this graph? Is this where independent centrists fall under? I wouldn’t bother with this ‘test’.
Same.
They got me quite close. My star is in the bottom right, past Libertarianism and just shy of Anarcho-Capitalism. The text:
Yes. That is I.
I was low right, close to anarcho-capitalist. Need to figure out a business burning stuff that’s not mine I guess.
@Anonymous:
Good for you!
We anarcho-capitalists aren’t that kind of anarchist. The capitalist part of us realizes that stuff that’s not ours represents wealth in the hands of others in our society. You get wealthy yourself by providing goods and/or services to people with wealth; you cannot get wealthy living among poor people.
It said that there wasn’t enough room in the upper right hand corner because I exceeded the boundary.
Uncle Al, believe it or not I had the same message and placement.
@joe6pak: Mighty Mojo, you, and I are the responsible individualists here. Good!
“Right Libertarian.”
Not sure I agree with that.
Now I’m Right Collective. Not a fundie, oddly.
Huh! Who would have guessed? I’m on the right and collective quadrant of the political compass. No pooh pooh!
Huh! Who would have guessed? I’m on the right and collective quadrant of the political compass. No pooh pooh!
However it’s gotta be wrong, or one of the questions is weighted too heavily. I kept wishing they had a 2.5 between the 2 and 3. I sure could be an anarchist if I was younger.
Exactly the same as Uncle Al. I am honored or something.
It’s pretty accurate.
Same as BFH, upper right quadrant, which is a surprise to me, since I think my views tend to be more Libertarian than most of the folks here. I wonder if some answers were more heavily weighted than others.
I tried the quiz a number of times, but answered the following question “I like Donald Trump” with a ‘4 (Strongly agree)’ every time. Every time though, regardless of how I answered the other questions, the final assessment was a simple, “You are literally Hitler.”
/sarc
Why are they showing National Socialism as Conservative?
Sorry BFH et al., my coordinates are exactly the same. Not 1 mm difference as far as I can tell. MAGA
Right Collective. Sounds like I’m a Borg. The description was accurate, though.
Democrat.
Imagine that.. top right corner, just like Mr. Fur Hat.. Great Minds think alike..
on the right and collective quadrant of the political compass!
Crashed on me. Then an Acura ad popped up and I couldn’t stop it. Took it twice and never got results.
Right Libertarian
Same as BFH.
Hmmmm…
I rolled doubles, and ended up in jail. Did not pass Go, did not collect $200…