In Obama’s First 100 Days He Did Not Have To Buy Toilet Paper

14 Comments on In Obama’s First 100 Days He Did Not Have To Buy Toilet Paper

1. now there’s a meme … Fun Facts: Did you know that in his 8 years as pResident Obama NEVER used toilet paper?

   … the media licked his ass

2. Throw in the ball lickers too. Must of
   been an easy job, as he didn’t have any.

3. Do they still have the black & white Portuguese water dog to lick his butt, or is it president-gone, dog-gone? No more need for Bo.

4. That’s just gross!!!

5. Apparently, when you squat over a hole in the ground all you need is a hand to clean things up.

6. My guess is that is theoretical.

7. BE READY FOR THE FIGHT!! MY FISTS ARE HARD, KNUCKLES SCARRED!!!

8. That’s silly everyone knows Muzzlies don’t use toilet paper.

9. I would like to think that in the future, any analogy used would be conveyed with a minimal of care and concern for the taste and appreciation of the IOTW Report members.

   The only worse possible reference that comes to mind is the implication of subjecting someone to Rosie O’Donnell’s hemorrhoid nectar or Michael Moore’s rectal seepage.

10. Baby wipes only bc he needed his behind to be nice and soft for his special ‘friends’ and ‘ASSociates’. ;b

11. The media and congress!

12. Ooooooooooo a link to weaselzippers! One of my site fav’s, besides I own the world, of course. 😉

13. Seems right. Sometime you hear things and you just know them to be true.

14. The media’s darting tongues at the ready for every Obozo bowel movement.