What’s Pink, Plump and Hairless? – IOTW Report

What’s Pink, Plump and Hairless?

 

No, not that.  It’s the claim that a cosmetic surgeon can create the perfect lady part.

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I’m glad no one looks that closely at my broken down old junk.

 

25 Comments on What’s Pink, Plump and Hairless?

  1. From the article:

    “There’s a similarly petal pink and perfect vagina sitting on the table in front of us, life-size and molded out of silicone.”

    Do they sell these things somewhere? I can picture the conversation now:

    Salesman: “Excellent purchase, Sir. Shall I wrap it?”

    Customer: “No, I’ll just eat it here.”

    😉

  2. I want some carpet. Shag went out with 70’s porn but a low nap non-tufted treatment I find attractive and reassuring. Always found the variety endless. Hog bristles to fine as feathers and everything in between.

  3. As the Angles draft “the articles for the Apocalypse” this will be on the list. Oh, to be sure, farther down the list than P.P. being P.P. and on top of that selling baby body parts; but this will be on the list.

    If you really have that kind of disposable income maybe, at that point, someone in your life should say “how many kids could you feed, around the world, for 50 years and you spent that on a junk remodel? …. …. Are you insane!”

  4. Pure undisguised narcissism. Women are so self absorbed today that they have convinced themselves that if they aren’t perfect in every way, that everyone they know will hate and make fun of them. So, they spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on stupid surgical procedures just to boost their egos.

    This is one of the many reasons that I never married and have been voluntarily celibate for the past 19 years, and will remain so until women remember what femininity is and how to be feminine without pissing away money on bullshit.

    Yes, I have issues….

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