If he could bend spoons our intelligence department would probably be interested in harnessing the power of this “miracle worker.”
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Playboy has been doing that to body parts for years.
Lake of Fire for all false prophets.
And that’s an old scam going all the way back to the pre-TV tent revival days of charismatic fakery and the demonic events of Asuza Street circa 1900. The Africans just aren’t hip to the fraud of pentecostalism.
The real miracle is what God can do to transform a life from within.
Egads, with that power he can increase the IQ of democrats and save our nation from the abyss of ignorance.
carpe diem, per naturale eius debent
My life has been changed
This church needs to be defenestrated.
are we sure that the right hand wasn’t getting shorter?
Now maybe they can invent Fire, the wheel, alcohol, water collection and purification, farming, written language, house building, boat building, navigation….oh fuk me…who am I kidding….lmfao
Mark 13:22
For false christs and false prophets will rise and show signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.
1 John 4:1
Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
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Deceit, deception, false religions, false doctrines, false teachings, subjugation are not of God, they are evil charlatans.
My five-year-old grandson stands in the middle of the garage and yells, “doors open.” And they open and he is sooo excited that he just did some magic! He can’t figure out why it never works when I’m not standing there. The weird thing is, he knows how to use the openers, he is just convinced he’s using magic. He doesn’t look back to see what I’m doing. Of course, HE will eventually figure this out, but I’m not going to tell him because I get a kick out of it.
People are dumber than anyone.
I wonder if they can see that I have 1 finger on each hand that is longer than the other 4.
Has Trump been informed of this??? 😉
Let’s see their reaction to morning wood.
Cleanliness becomes vital when godliness appears to be very unlikely.
this explains obama, hillary, democrat and republican establishment voters.
kind of like the scholars telling us that the egyptians could quarry, transport and pile those large stones onto pyramids with slaves and ropes all while believing in gods that had human bodies and reptile heads.
“He’s a hunchback. But look! He’s slowly standing up straight. He now pulls his shoulders back and holds his head high! A miracle! Hallelujah! Thank you Jesus!”
(passes around the offering plate)
Holy Cats! Where do I send my check?
(I wonder if he can do the “pull off the thumb” miracle?)
I believe in miracles, and I happen to be one.
The fake does not cancel out the real, as for those that say that was in a time that has pasted, you’re way too late, I’ve seen too much.
Obama sucks!
I didn’t watch the vid, but the bible is full of miracles and if you don’t believe in miracles, then you’re not a Christian. You’re a fake Christian. There’s no such thing as a Christian that doesn’t believe the bible.
Too bad it’s necessary to point that out.
“Oh, Thank You and Praise the Lord!”
“Now pull my finger…”
Oh, I believe in miracles, but I also believe in hoaxes.
Well slap me nekkid and hide my pants. That’s some mighty fine miracle’ing going on right there.
Sorry, I would need more information. Why is it necessary to wear a bulky overcoat inside?
Is there a comparison of hands prior to this “healing”? Miracles do happen, I have seen them and performed some, but not by my own power or prayer. Only as directed by a higher power
It would have been more impressive if those thumbs had been lined up together before the miracle.
😉
Good thing he stopped it from growing any bigger, when he did.
My girlfriend got breast enhancement cream. She rubbed it on every night.
She’s still light in the basoooms, but her hands are enormous.
This is so stupid that it just cracks me up.
I experienced a miracle several years ago. Had a gall bladder attack so bad that I couldn’t stand. Got to the ER and after an injection of Morphine, viola! I was feeling fine! In fact, I think I flew home by myself!
Ok, seriously, I know that miracles happen. But God doesn’t perform for the masses. It’s in God’s own time and for his own reasons.
BFH
I guess she keeps her hands to herself huh?
@BFH February 22, 2017 at 5:32 pm
I don’t even remember how many times I’ve used the “Naw, baby! You just got big hands.” line.
if i had a nickle,
One would think some of that cream would rub off.