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Now They’re Using Witches To Try To Stop Trump

Friday, 24 February 2017, 10:46 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 39

The party that wants to govern believes in spells.

 

Starting last night and lasting through the waning moon, witches across the nation are sending their curses at the sitting President until he’s driven from office.

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Remember when Nancy Reagan was unmercifully attacked for practicing astrology? – bfh

 

 

39 Comments on Now They’re Using Witches To Try To Stop Trump

  3. I’ve seen this crap before. There’s a music artist I _used_ to support who came out last year on FB calling on witches to do their stuff to shut Trump down during the campaign.

    We all know how THAT went.

    You went too far, Mike. Buh bye.

  9. This is actually not shocking. There’s no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on Macbeth.

  15. LISTEN UP, YOU “NOT MY PRESIDENT”, SNOT-NOSED, SNOW-FLAKED PUSSIES!! YOU WILL BE CRYING CROCODILE TEARS FOR YEARS TO COME!!

    FOR 8 YEARS, CONSERVATIVES SUCKED IT UP WHILE THE COUNTRY WAS SENT INTO A DEATH SPIRAL BY YOUR POTUS!! ALL THE WHILE, GIVEN COVER BY THE LYING PRESS!!

    BUT WE DID NOT THROW TAMPONS, HIT PEOPLE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND RUN, BURN SHIT, VANDALIZE ANYTHING THAT MAY REPRESENT A TRUMP SUPPORTER, RIOT AGAINST OUR GREAT MEN AND WOMEN IN BLUE!!

    WOULD BURN OUT MY KEYBOARD LISTING THE FAILS, BUT WE HELD ON, SUFFERED THE CONSEQUENCES!! THE KICK IN THE NUTS WAS GOOD FOR US THO, AS OUR ANGER WITH YOUR FAILED PRESIDENT RESULTED IN A MAN ON A MISSION TO RIGHT THE SHIP!!

    YOU WANNA TALK “NOT MY PRESIDENT” TO ME??? OBAMA WAS NEVER MY PRESIDENT, SO STFU, CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR HOLES, AND WATCH AMERICA BE STRONG AGAIN!! YOU PISS ON MY LEG AND I WILL IMPOSE A RETROACTIVE ABORTION ON YOUR DUMB ASS!!

  21. The overwhelming absurdity of all this is just dawning on me. I’m envisioning a cross between Comicon and a PETA drum circle.

    Will these self-anointed “witches” show up in their “Hogwarts U” and “Gryffindor” t-shirts?

    Will 300 pound cat ladies with lime green Mohawks perform their spells “sky clad” outside the Trump Tower?

    Will there be “warlocks” cruising the chickettes dressed as Loki? Or the Dark Jedi Emperor? Or maybe Anton LaVey?

    Islam punishes suspected sorcery with mob stoning. Will Achmed the Uber driver go Allahu Akhbar on the naked fatties with the wand and pentagram?

    Inquiring minds.

  22. Anonymous FEBRUARY 24, 2017 AT 10:56 AM
    “I remember when they took out tea party candidate Christine O’Donnell due to her witchcraft history. SNL featured skits ripping her.”
    Thanks for reminding us. This hypocrisy needs to be exposed and shut down at every opportunity. Throw the poo back in their faces. Literally if possible!

  23. Face it bitches, er, witches…

    if the former Worst Lady’s voodoo-mother couldn’t keep Trump out of the White House with her Santeria chicken-slaughter-sacrifices, then this “Binding Spell” Mumbo-Jumbo ain’t gonna do dick.

    Go for it, Broomhilda. 👿

  24. V: So, why do witches burn?
    (long pause)
    P2: Cuz they’re made of… wood?
    V: Gooood.
    (crowd congratulates P2)
    V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
    P1: Build a bridge out of her!
    V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
    P1: Oh yeah…
    V: Does wood sink in water?
    P1: No
    P3: No. It floats!
    P1: Let’s throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)

  31. Yeah … that’s the ticket!
    This should keep some of em occupied (ha!) until the Brownshirts are all properly trained. Witches – curses – are the stupid maggots watching too much TV? Do you think that they really believe all that bullshit about Vampires and Werewolves?
    You listen (or watch) Pelosi, Waters, Fauxahontas, McCain, Ryan, McConnell, Cummings, Shamu – and you think – “Can’t get much stupider than this!”

    Well – yes it can!

    Another day, another imbecility from the socialists!
    The gift that keeps on giving!

    Even regular, run-of-the-mill dumbasses are seeing the stupidity.

    izlamo delenda est …

  32. So they’re conceding the fact that their Chief Witch in Charge, Hillary failed to stop Trump? How can they have any hope that the lesser demons,er, witches will succeed? Too bad for them that Trump is on a mission from God, and God’s Word says, Romans 8:31 “If God be for us, who can be against us?.

  35. Too late, ladies. The White Council has already placed a reflection ward around President Trump; we did it on Day 1 of his presidency, in fact. Throw whatever incantations you like at him…you’ll just get them directed right back at you.

  36. Book of Trump
    Chapter 2 Vs. 24

    And Lo, the Foes of the Trump did put forth a call that He be Vexed with Spells Chants and Incantations. The Iniquitous, in their Ignorance and Fear called upon Dark Powers and the Fell Influences on the mortal coil to bind and frusticate the One engaged with the mighty labor of the Draining of the Swamp of the Potomac.

    They Writhe and Chafe with their Labors of Obstructionism. Their Prayers are a River of Fear. Malignant and Vile Humours possess them and Poison their Very Souls.

    The One who Lies and Corrupts hears their Pleas and knows His Own. But remains Bound, and Powerless.

    For the Trump, The Drainer of the Swamp of the Potomac, is Lifted by the Multitudes who Sent Him Forth to do Battle with the Feckless, the Profiteers, and the Usurpers.

  37. Firstly,
    I’M A BENITO BACKER!! FUCKING A RIGHT!

    YOU’RE GOING DOWN, LEFTIES. YOU’LL HAVE TO KILL US BEFORE WE CONCEDE TO YOUR CORRUPTION.

    Secondly,

    I ran across a female singer I had never heard before yesterday.

    Lana Del Rey. She’s pretty. She has talent. Knew nothing about her.

    While watching it, I wondered if I was going to dislike her because she’s a libtard or some such useful fool. Wow, I thought to myself, how cynical!

    Finding and watching a “life story” video of her left me un-impressed. (She wants to die?, her whole thing comes from that “space”) Whatever, talented but needs help. Not betting on a long career, or life for that matter. But no reason to write her off.

    But, less than 24 hrs later, She’s an official dumbfuck that I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about.

    Today, I find she is one of these dumbfucks in this story with witchcraft in their life.

    Her video that I first saw her:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NTv0CdFCk

    Here she Invites You to Join Her Coven in Hexing Donald Trump:

    http://www.vulture.com/2017/02/lana-del-rey-witches-hexing-donald-trump.html

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