Heh.
Action News:
A caller reported a man “outside her window having sex with a fence” Wednesday at a duplex in North Austin, according to an arrest affidavit.
Eleodoro Estala, 32, was arrested for indecent exposure after he was seen exposing himself and making lewd gestures around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday at a residence off North Lamar Boulevard, according to the affidavit.
The caller told police she was looking out of her duplex window and saw Estala, her neighbor, urinating on the side of the fence that separates their property, according to the affidavit.
The woman started filming Estala with her cell phone, and the man saw her and took off his clothes, the affidavit reads.
According to the affidavit, Estala put his mouth on the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out.
The woman then saw Estala begin to “have sex with the fence,” according to the affidavit. more here
He thought that she was a slut while he was having sex with a slat. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. He was also putting the jerk in jerk off.
After he was caught, the cops nicknamed the poor guy Woody.
Do they have goats there?
The pendejo would get a fast sex change operation with the right dog in the yard.
Maybe Trump will pay to tear down that chain-link barrier (shades of Reagan vs. Gorbachev!) and put up a proper wooden one.
I mean, he did say he was going to increase spending for de fence…
😉
That is why a wall is so much better.
Hey buddy, that’s not whut they mean when they say “good wood”!
Isn’t it good Norwegian wood?
Knotty
I’ll reserve judgment until I see the fence.
@Davy: Here ya go:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/05/texas-man-charged-indecent-exposure-neighbor-records-sex-fence
Rat-man behaving like a rat-man.
The lady recorded it instead of shooting him.
She should be commended.
izlamo delenda est …
@ Vietvet
Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to get it up for that fence
Ever get a redwood splinter in your thumb or finger? If you don’t remove it immediately it festers and gets infected. Well, Woody is at home picking on his prick with a needle. Ouch!
Just a Dreamer doing what Dreamers do.
Is this why fences make good neighbors?