My SAN ANTONIO — A man dropped his pants at the Alamo on Saturday then rode a stick pony and swung a rubber chicken, and it almost got him arrested.
Performance artist and self-proclaimed clown Matthew Silver, 38, shared footage of the weekend incident on his Facebook page, when he dropped trou to show off his tight-fitting “Speedo” underwear.
The thick-bearded, shirtless man then grabbed a stick pony and rubber chicken and proceeded to say to the camera, “I’m at the Alamo! I’m at the Alamo!” MORE
h/t Muckraker Mark
I didn’t know mental illness has been renamed “performance art”.
TRAVIS, BOONE, CROCKETT, BOWIE, ROLLING In THEIR GRAVES!!
OOPS, NOT BOONE, HOUSTON!!
If I cross paths with a bearded tooth pick riding a wooden pony in his underwear swinging a rubber chicken I’ll be getting my cover garment ready to pull my pistol.
What I do on my day off is none of y’all’s damn business!
refuse/resist,
Honestly dude, you should at least resist. That’s a damn good way to get splinter in your crotch. LOL
The Alamo Rump Ranger lives !
Get this genius an NEA grant. Stat!
I miss being 4 years old.
If he’d done that in Austin, he wouldn’t have been a second glance.
How do you ban somebody from all federal
property in a state?
I don’t think so…..
Remember to blur Mr.Pinko
Sounds like he’s got a career as a member of the US Congress
Headline of the year! LOL
Anyone else notice the FB comment?
“Come to Canada, people would high-five you, not arrest you”
Was that Trudeau?
Looks like rubber chickens are his main food source.
Practicing the obama AF1 down ramp
Looks like a normal Saturday night in south Akron.
Thank God it wasn’t California again!
This clown probably drove down from Austin. SA doesn’t see a lot of crap like this. City is predominantly Latino and military. Good eats at the Mercado.
Hi Ho Silver……away! Look…..it’s the Bone Stranger.
At least he didn’t carve his name into the Alamo like that one douche.