Chelsea Clinton is getting a “lifetime achievement” award from Variety next month. If you’re a dumb teabagger, you probably think her only achievement is being alive for her whole lifetime. But the rest of us know better!
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Scaring away roaches!
“But the rest of us know better!”
She’s fooled everyone but dumb Tea Baggers.
She interviewed Big Bird.???
Getting permission to walk the face in public?
Survived Fetal Alcohol Syndrome with relatively few noticeable disabilities.
Web Hubble’s best-looking child?
She hasn’t gone to prison. Yet.
Getting permission to walk that face in public?
She found a mate and spawed youngster.
Actually *apparently* getting someone to have sex with her. At least twice. ***SHUDDER***
Best in Breed at the Westminster Dog Show 2004
@mja
That you put that beaver shot in your piece makes you as cruel as ISIS. I’ve been twatter boarded and demand reparations.
Making Medusa look like a supermodel.
Once, at band camp…
Surviving Webster Hubbell’s Planned Parenthood appointment for Hillary.
C-hell-sea hasn’t done a damn thing to earn any award with the possible exception of being uglier than a sasquatch.
Landing a $600,000 per year job as a managing director of a hedge fund with zero experience with anything. She evidently inherited her mother’s uncanny knack for parlaying modest investments into major cash.
Being almost the ugliest motherfucker I’ve ever seen…
And being a warped, evil cunt.
That photo got me thinking: every “D”-list celebrity and politician has a phalanx of paparazzi following them EVERYWHERE with telephoto lens 3 feet long…EXCEPT…Obozo! Where are the photos of his South Pacific gaycation?
I still think her most noteworthy achievement has been to resist what must be a truly colossal temptation to murder her parents.
Suckering NBC into paying her $600,000 for basically doing nothing.
Impersonating Howdy Doody
Escaping the black hole.
She survived her evil mother’s wrath, and her sexual predator daddy’s grasp! She must be quicker than she appears. She could be a dodgeball champion. But, she is still a fake, a phony and a guano-crazy libtard.
She made Lena Dunham look sexy
Laying the groundwork for Chicago Central Casting with the Obama daughters.
It is as sad summation of the times in which we live that Nobel Peace Prizes and Lifetime Achievement Awards are nothing more than participation trophies.
@refuse – let’s see how she goes now, so far nobody near law-enforcing has been in charge at the federal level since before her daddy was playing with cigars in the Oval Office.
Absolutely not a goddamn thing.
She spiked Bourbon sales for males between 18 and 35, for almost 20 years…
Apparently, surviving being hit repeatedly in the face with a bag full of nickels.
Libtards and their achievement awards – whenever they make a big production it is either to save someone (i.e. Dan Rather), to legitimize someone (i.e. Caitlyn Jenner) or to try make them into something substantive and rehab their public image.
Getting awards like that?
Making Amy Carter look normal.
Some women are photogenic – beautiful from any angle.
Poor unfortunate Chelsea is the opposite of that.
Her greatest achievement was picking the right parents for her to be a Democrat scam artist landing high-paying token jobs and receiving fawning media coverage for the rest of her life.
Getting an STD the hard way.
She’s got mad survival skills. She somehow managed to get out of her mother’s womb alive (unlike so many others). She could show Bear Grylls a thing or three.
She’s bringing ugly back?
I know, too easy. If I had a dog that looked like her I’d shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.
Let me try again.
Ugly progtards think she’s beautiful?
jeez … the guy has to put on a breathing apparatus just to be near it!
Living viable proof of an actual sexual encounter between Hill and Bill albeit involving a bottle of Jack and a Playboy centerfold pic taped to a head board.
Her greatest achievement is stuffing 30 acorns into her checks!
eating, breathing, shitting, surviving the company of Slick and H-beast
Scare-a-crow? Remember, her mom is the Wizard of Oz bad witch. After all, it is Variety, what else would they know except fantasy.
Her greatest accomplishment is avoiding Bill tapping her, seeing she is not blood related.
Tony R — Respectfully, ARE YOU NUTS?
Please do not request of Mr. Hat that he publish photos of Obama.
Didn’t you see more than enough of him these last eight years? My eyes are still healing.
Go elsewhere to satisfy your curiosity about him now. Please.
Unless, of course, he has finally been arrested.
Being the daughter of hillary clinton and convincing people that she’s the daughter of bill clinton. No. Seriously. She really is his daughter. No I’m serious, I really mean it. WHY WON’T YOU BELIEVE THAT!? Web who?
Her interview of Kermit the Frog was something else!
Being the only woman who can make Debbie Wasserman Shultz look attractive
She wears those Web Hubble lips and jowls with aplomb.
Lord fuck she is so goddam ugly.
Not being aborted.
Being a cure for that 4 hour erection………….
guinness world record – hitting the most branches during her fall down the guinness world record tallest ugly tree…also, genes so strong her face reverts after every attempt at corrective surgery….kinda like the vampire kid who chopped off her hair, and it was back the next day….i mean, night…..
our Filthy Mohammedan Savage Manchurian ex-President got a Nobel Prize for…..affirmative action, I guess.
So why shouldn’t Web Hubbell’s daughter get a Lifetime Achievement Award to show other Leftist assholes that you CAN get Participation Trophies even into adulthood?