Breitbart: Goop — the lifestyle brand founded by actress Gwyneth “incredibly close to the common woman” Paltrow — has published its second annual Sex issue that includes discussions on everything from the joy of sex toys to how women can achieve “orgasm equality” during intercourse.
The March 23 edition of the feminine newsletter is dedicated to all facets of sex and covers a wide range of hardcore topics.
[…] In typical Goop fashion, the gifts range from the relatively affordable JimmyJane Deluxe Furry Gold Cuffs ($19) to the Velv’or Jcobra Solid Silver Velvet Edition “c-ring” ($3,128).
Paltrow’s newsletter has come under fire before for featuring highly expensive gifts likely financially out of reach for the majority of American women. In 2014, The Iron Man actress was ripped on social media for unveiling a Holiday Gift guide aimed at everyday moms that featured $12,000 vases and $5,000 juicers.
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Who’s boffing this anorexic hag so much, as to to make her think she’s an expert?
Gwynnie has obviously had an “unconscious uncoupling” from sanity if she thinks any normal woman cares what she thinks about anything. I’m sure her Apple hasn’t fallen far from that tree either.
What do you do?
“I’m an orgasm expert”
lol
Goop is the devils lube.
Hey, lookee, she took a short timeout from stem cleaning her enormous pussy (has to be enormous in order to fit B. Hussein Obama’s head in there)!
Best thing Chris martin did was rid himself of this slag. Though it won’t make coldplay any better as a band.
If feminist women aren’t achieving orgasm equality, it’s probably because they’re only boffing feminist men.
How can you be a feminist man? That’s one hell of an oxymoron. Is that like a metrosexual (the real definition of a metro sexual is a guy who likes to have sex in a Nash Metro or a Geo Metro, both weenie mobiles) weenie or something? I prefer real women, not some Hollyweird poser like Gwynetth Paltrow. Her mom Blythe Danner was one of Alan Alda’s girlfriends, what does that tell you. I’m not a big Alan Alda fan.
Gads, the desperate-to-remain-relevant libs just can’t find the bottom of the humiliation pit, in which they find themselves.
“Im so proud of my mommy” said Paltrow’s children never.
Paltrow never misses an opportunity to define stupidity up.
Orgasm equality? Does this mean I have to swallow?
“I’m incredibly close to the common woman in that I’m a woman and I’m a mother and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts with compassion and love,” Paltrow said.
Problem: the “common woman” also has that thing called a “brain”, an organ you are sadly lacking.
@geoff the aardvark: Here’s how:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/25/famous-male-feminists-men-support-women_n_5564005.html
🙂
She just hasn’t met me yet.
(Yes. That was inappropriate.)
I think I found a new “second career”: Orgasm Consultant.