I can’t stand looking at Maxine Waters because to me, she looks like a carp in glasses.
PatriotRetort: Sure, you can mock the President of the United States.
You can mock his skin color, his hair, his hands.
But mock the oh-so mock-worthy Maxine Waters and you’re a racist.
The same held true for Barack or Michelle Obama.
Sure, you can call Melania Trump a hooker, but heaven forbid you call Michelle a tranny.
I spent years mocking the Obamas. And, likewise, spent years having thin-skinned Leftists accuse me of being racist.
They never really have a good comeback to mockery. It leaves them sputtering and enraged.
Which, come to think of it, is the goal.
Yesterday, Bill O’Reilly became the latest Klansman when he referred to Maxine Waters’ wig as looking like James Brown hair.
Oh, the hue and cry!
It was a “racist attack!”
Why? Don’t ask me.
People have been making fun of Donald Trump’s hair for years.
They called him “Captain Comb Over.”
They claim he wears a toupee, despite the fact that he has repeatedly shown that his hair is, well, his hair.
Even Hillary Clinton made fun of Trump’s hair.
Suddenly making fun of someone’s hair is racist?
Personally, I don’t think Maxine has James Brown hair.
Though, I do think she wears a wig… [see the pictorial of mockable hair choices 😆 ]
Are we certain it’s a Maxine and not a Max?
Rodney had it right….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pryPkTwaFVo
Photo so phunny!
Dear Dianny,
You have attempted the impossible, and paid the price. Failure. All of your renditions of Maxine still look much better than the actual Maxine. I know of no creature that stand on two legs uglier than Maxine Waters. Your failure is not your fault. Maxine has just set the bar way to high.
Isn’t she guilty of Cultural Appropriation from the Godfather of Soul?
I am offended, Maxine has appropriated white women’s hair.
Take it off.
Coolio looks like he’s putting another album out.
We should start a Gofundme account to reward the first person who yanks that rug off her head in public.
Sometimes I don’t know why….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TxHInkyNpg
Bad Brad
I don’t know. I think Maxine in Tina Turner hair is horrifying.
The voice of the 2017 Democratic Party: Putin is invading Korea
Dianny,
You are in luck. I have found a very rare picture of Maxine in a culturally appropriated cowboy hat.
http://www.biography.com/people/woody-strode-40563
Actually I think that old Max here is trying to channel Mary Richards from the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Give it a few months and she’ll be wearing a beret and in a mad moment will stand on the steps of the Capitol Building and whirl herself around while she grabs the beret (forgetting it’s pinned to the hair) and the beret, hair and all will spin heavenward while our Max loses her footing and rolls ass over teakettle down the steps coming to a rest in a sitting position her patchy Kojak doo on display for all the tourists to snapchat.
I think she refers to her hair piece as a head warmer.
Those side temple glasses, invented by Benjamin Franklin, a white cracker, doesn’t like Maxine appropriating.
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/topic19364.html
She needs to try out her Little Richard wig.
A Joe Dirt wig would be good on her
Or maybe a Joey Heatherton platinum blonde job
buckwheat’s mom
I see Billo groveled already. Turn in your man Card, and pick out your pussyhat, Billo.
I can picture her in a Burka
annie Go Trump
If THEY can mock ANYONE, WE can mock ANYONE.
@scr_north March 29, 2017 at 4:23 pm:
Beautiful storyline…if only!!!
And then Maxine broke out with…
“Wo! I feel good, I knew that I would now
I feel good, I knew that I would now
So good, so good, I got you…”
…and it was all over.
Didn’t old Maxi-Pad fall down some stairs recently and go boom? Maybe the wig is covering a padded helmet or something? And what the hell is wrong with Ainsley Earhardt, actually defending Maxi-pad on O’Reilly’s show, describing her as pretty? Better have that astigmatism checked out real soon, Ainsley.
As only James would say: Living in America, got to have a celebration!
At least Bill, “The Pederast” O’Reilly didn’t call her a “nappy headed whore…”
They made a cartoon about her years ago, but of course she was much younger then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcNnTcAf7uI
“Carp”?!?
Dianny is fishphobic!!!
😉
They all gasped when they heard the news that Maxine’s hair had caught fire! Fortunately for her, she was no where near her hair at the time.
Maxine “Chocolate Starfish” Waters should have her picture on the box of a hemorrhoid cream.
Carp have a higher IQ than Mad Max.
Maxine is the kind of woman God makes but scares just before He lets them go. The Moose was in the same category, they just never get over it.